Gone Interrogations! XD

by Potatostien

My name is Jenny. And my 2 goals in life are to find one who likes the bottoms of cupcakes and to answer ur book questions. And I do that by asking the charicters themselves. With the help of my bestest buddy Rachel -INKSPELL'D- We shall...

2. Screeches and Evil Twins

Warning: This has a Hunger spoiler warning!

This one turned out better I think. That's goooood.

Be sure to visit INKSPELLE'Ds profile. She helps with these!

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Jenny- Ciao! Buongiorno! Come stai?

Rachel- That's Italian!

Jenny-nod- So I've heard. So I've heard.

Rachel-nod- Me too. Me too.

Jenny- Today we have Little Pete and Astrid!

Audience- YAY!

-Astrid appears with L.P-

L.P-Obnoxious screech-

- Someone in audience is choking, no one cares, then he dies-

Astrid- Window seat L.P window seat it's-

Rachel-interrupting- QUIT SAYING WINDOW SEAT!! IT DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE!! DRAKE BURNT THE ENTIRE FRIGGIN PLACE DOWN TO HADES!!!

- Begins choking-

Jenny- ZOMG! Rachel it's ok!! Calm down!!

- Shakes Rachel hysterically as L.P screeches-

L.P-stops-

Astrid-realization dawns- Holy crud… I'M OUT OF THE F.A.Y.Z! I'M OUT!! – Crazy hysterical laughing-

L.P-Hears Astrid yelling, begins screeching, 2 more audience members die-

Rachel- Ok that's it I'm done with this 'choking the audience to death' thing. OH HENRY!

- Henry ties up L.P and Astrid, waves to audience, and begins choking-

Jenny- Oh god! What's your issue you sick little-

-Begins choking-

Rachel- Uh UH… COMMERCIAL!!

_COMMERCIAL_

Narrator- Sits on tree stump- How many times have you been bitten by those pesky little flying rattle snakes? How many times have you honestly fought about politics with a coyote?

Random child-looks at feet sadly- Numerous times.

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Random child- Tell me more!

Narrator- Indeed I will, little Jimmy. You see, with just one use of our miracle-working cream, within weeks all of your problems disappear! To order, just call the number at the bottom of the screen.

Other Narrator Guy- Callwithintenminutesandgetawholenewbottlefree! Juscallournumber573280423986562895709643802983-4toorder! Mustbe16yearsoroldertocall. Sideeffectsmayincludedeath, flying, evenmoresupernaturalstuffhappeningtoyourcommunity, anincreaseinsizeofthebigbarrier-likewall, lessfood,andmuchmuchmore!

_END COMMERCIAL_

Jenny-There phones don't work. -Shakes head- That's just sad.

Rachel- Eh. Kinda.

Astrid-Who is now under control with L.P whose eyes and ears are duct taped and is sitting quietly and has now fallen asleep- Muffled curses-

Rachel- Ok. We've waited like –looks down at page number- 2 pages getting L.P under control so obviously summoning him hear was a mistake…

Jenny- Pulls duct tape off Astrid's mouth-

Astrid- WHEAR'S MY MOM!!! IS SHE HERE?!!! OUT OF THE F.A.Y.Z?!!!!!

L.P- Muffled screech, audience member dies-

Rachel- Oh for pity's sake. Shut up will you! Were running out of audience members!

Jenny- Yeah! If there not here who will give me attention? I NEED ATTENTION!! – Twitch, twitch-

Astrid- Whatever. I'm too confused with the whole universe barrier thing. What do you want?

Rachel- Answer our questions.

Astrid- Fine.

Jenny- First question: From Saphire Sorceress. Do you have a twin too? Or are there just a lot of creepy aliens running around as talking coyotes?

Astrid- As a matter of fact I do have a twin.

Rachel- Wow. Is she evil like Caine?

Astrid- Actually she's a pirate.

Jenny & Rachel- O_O

Jenny- I'm just gonna let that go. Next question:-

Rachel- I WANNA DO IT!!! Ok. L.P. Saphire Sorceress asks: Do you like green apples.

N.P- I do occasionally enjoy the refined taste of a green apple not only because there delicious but a nutritional part of a healthy meal.

Jenny- O_O That's not L.P. It's N.P.

Rachel- I thought that was a typo.

-Pirate Astrid bursts through the window-

Pirate Astrid- RRRRRR!

N.P- Indeed my pirate sister. I am L.P's evil twin.

Rachel- Well if this is an attack of the gone characters evil twins where's Caine?

Pirate Astrid- RRRR! COME OUT OF THAT ROOM CAINE!

Caine- No! I have hostages in here!

Bug- My dad beats me… aren't I sad?

Jenny- No one cares about your sad totally random paragraph!

-Bug disappears-

-While this pleasant little conversation is going on the place is being ransacked my Pirate Astrid and N.P, Audience members are being rapidly choked to death-

L- Hm. Is this a new method of Kira killing people?

Jenny- Wow. Hardly any ones going to get that Death Note reference.

-Has heart attack-

Rachel- Dam you Kira!

Mikami-opens up recycling bin on computer and presses delete- DELETE!!!

Jenny- Well were losing the audience. Cuz I doubt many of these guys have watched Death Note.

Rachel- To watch Death Note go to Death Note TV . com. With no spaces.

Jenny- Death Note- The show that's really good at drawling crazy people.

Rachel- Now that the advertisements over we have a ransacking pirate to destroy!

Jenny & Rachel- Arrivederci everybody!!

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Hooray! I think that was better than the last one!

Death Note really is good.

The next chapter is either going to have Sam's mom or Quin!

Arrivederci!