Chapter 2: Welcome Home! Meet the band!
It was the first time Sakura slept without having a nightmare. 'Odd' She thought... She couldn't bring herself to open her eyes. She was so warm and the body beneath her was so soft and yet magnificently sculpted and...wait a second... her eyes fluttered open. Her cheeks burned like hell had set fire to them. She was sleeping on top of the world wide famous Deidara Iwa. His arm securely wrapped around her waist. She watched this god like man breathe softly, finely chiseled chest rising and falling evenly in his peaceful state of slumber. 'He is so beautiful' She thought.
Sakura couldn't help but trace her finger down his cheek down to his perfect lips. She ran her fingers across those beautiful lips lightly. Deidara smirked, "you know, it's not polite to stare Sakura." Sakura jumped and sat up off of him as fast as her body allowed her to before stuttering, "I...I'm s...s...sorry!" Deidara rubbed his eyes before sitting up. "It's fine Sakura." He laughed softly. Sakura tool a good look around, "Ummm, Deidara-san-" she was cut off by Deidara, "Sakura, just call me Dei..." she nodded softly, long strands of hair falling from her ponytail, he practically gawked at her beauty.
"Dei, where are we?" She blushed lightly. "Home, yeah." Was the only thing he said, Sakura confused asked, "your home? It's beautiful but-" Deidara put a finger over her lips, "Our home." Sakura's mouth dropped open. "B...but I have a home... my parents must be wor-" Deidara scowled, "Save it Sakura, the nurse told me your situation, being the man I am, I brought you home so you could start over fresh, and besides, I already have my servants buying you an entire new wardrobe." Sakura's eyes filled with tears and she tackled Deidara. "Thank you! Thank you so much! I didn't want to die Dei!" He pulled her hair out of her ponytail and stroked the silky long pink mane. "By the way, is this your natural hair color, yeah?" Sakura looked up at him dumbfounded, "of course it is!" Deidara grinned and hugged her tightly before he heard Sakura's stomach practically yell for food. "Sorry..." Sakura laughed.
Deidara got an extremely worried look on his face, "Sakura, can I ask you something, yeah?" He asked as they walked hand in hand towards the dining room. "Sure Dei." Sakura smiled. "When was the last time you actually ate a decent meal...?" Deidara asked softly. "Oh... let me think... about 3 years ago." Deidara froze. "T...three years...?" Sakura nodded slightly. "Either head master Tsunade-sama or Shizune-sama will bring me a healthy lunch at school. That's the only meal I get to eat..." Deidara brought her into his arms tightly. "Well then let's fatten yah up, yeah!"
They sat down and were both served a 3 course meal. Right as they were about to finish the 2nd course the front door flew open. An army of servants piled in with bags after bags, 'there has to be at least over 200 bags...' She thought.
"Take them up to my room, and put it in my 2nd closet, yeah. And make sure everything is organized. Put all of her undergarments in the 2nd dresser I have. Put the make up, straightener, curling iron, shampoo and conditioner in the same bathroom." They all nodded. Before hearing a loud commotion upstairs. "What in the world..." Sakura looked completely confused. "That's your new wardrobe I was talking about earlier, yeah!" He laughed, clearly amused that Sakura's mouth dropped wide open. "By the way Sakura, my band does live with me. That won't be a problem will it?" He folded his arms over his well sculpted chest. Sakura shook her head. "Good, because they are right behind you."
Sakura jumped and turned around slowly and nervously. "DAAAAAAAANG Deidara this one is super beautiful. Can I have her?" He leaned forward, looking into her emerald eyes. "Sasuke, leave her alone... She is the new member of our family." Deidara told her story before a huge guy with blue hair swooped her up into a bone crushing hug. "THAT IS SO SAD!" Another guy jumped forward "Hi I'm Tobi!" "Nmmmm tmm mmmmm ymmmmm" she mumbled through the big man's chest. Deidara sighed, "Kisame, release her." Sakura looked like she was memorizing all of their names and faces before she said, "line up and introduced yourselves and any nicknames I should be aware of, that way I will absolutely know who is who."
Deidara's eyes widened in amusement. 'No one has ever been able to get them to move that fast.'
The big man with blue hair was first, "Kisame, but the guys call me Shark." He grinned cheekily. Next was a dark haired teen around her age, "Sasuke, the guys call me Chidori." Then a red haired guy stepped forward with a sucker in his mouth, "Sasori, the guys call me Puppet." Then a man who looked like an older Sasuke stepped forward, "Itachi, Sasuke's older brother," 'Ah...' Sakura thought. "The guys call me Sharingan." Then a guy with way too many piercings stepped forward "Yahiko, the guys call me Pein." Then a woman, the most beautiful woman she'd ever seen stepped forward, "I am Konan! The guys call me Flower, but you can call me sister." Then a creepy guy with slicked back silver hair stepped forward, "Hidan, guys call me Killer." Then Deidara stood up, "And I, as you already know, am Deidara, Dei for short, the guys love to call me Bomber because I practically explode on stage." He grinned.
Sakura looked at all of them before stepping forward herself. "My name is Sakura, I don't have a nickname from you guys yet." She laughed softly. Deidara rose an eyebrow, "Sure yah do, Angel." All of the guys nodded in agreement. "ANGEL IT IS!" Kisame cheered.
'Angel...' Sakura thought happily. "Yo, Bomber, tonight is movie night. It's Killer's turn to pick out a movie." Sasuke said out loud. Everyone nodded before Konan said "I'll get the snacks ready, as usual boys. Just go sit down. My sister and I need some time to talk!" Sakura nodded and smiled 'I have a family who loves me now...'
Hidan, of course picked out the scariest horror movie he possibly could. Konan snuggled up to Yahiko after Sakura and her set all of the snacks and drinks down. Then Itachi groaned, "if we are gonna watch a horror movie, we are gonna need some beer..." he got up and brought back 2, 24 cases of beer and handed one out to everyone. "We encourage under aged drinking!" Kisame laughed. 'Why not' Sakura thought. She downed her first beer as quickly as Kisame, him noticing, declared a drinking war with Sakura. "ALL RIGHT ANGEL! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!" Deidara laughed as he polished off his 3rd beer.
Konan stood between them they both got their own 24 pack of beer. "Wait I think everyone should join the festivities!" Sakura announced.
"Why not! The more the merrier!" Kisame said. So now there was a 24 pack for everyone at the table. "Ready, set, GO!" Everyone started downing beers. Kisame began lagging behind Sakura as she finished her 10th. "What's wrong Kisame!? All talk no BITE!?" This meant war. "BRING OUT THE HARD LIQUOR!" Sakura finished her 24th beer. Only to have 24 shots of whiskey, vodka, and other varieties of liquor. "G...O...!" Sakura began downing the shots like they were nothing and put down her 24th shot within 2 minites. Kisame had fallen out of his chair passed out, Sasori had run to the bathroom to throw up, Konan and Yahiko declared they were going to 'bed', Sasuke, Itachi and Hidan were so drunk that they began singing show tunes, leaving only an extremely drunk Sakura and Deidara. "Hey Angel*hiccup*" Sakura had a drunk blush on her face, "yeah!?" Deidara grinned and rushed over to her and attempted to picked her up bridal style before he tripped and landed on top of her. Sasuke, Itachi, and Hidan all announced they were going to hit the local bar to have a sing off and asked the "lovers" if they wanted to come.
They both shook their head, "Angel and I have shchoool tomorrow" he slurred. "Dei I can't breathe!" Deidara quickly got off of her looking feral and ready to pounce. Sakura squealed before running, well, as well as a drunk could manage stairs, up the stairs. Deidara hot on her heels. She ran into their bedroom before he tackled her on the bed. The door still wide open. "Uh Dei..." "Yes..." he purred. "The doors open..." me mouthed an 'Oh' before jumping off the bed, closing and locking the door.
He turned around before pouncing on Sakura again. "What should I do with my little Angel..." he ran his finger between her covered breasts, making her blush madly. "You are so beautiful Sakura."
He crashed his lips against hers the rest becoming a drunk blur.