Night: SasuIta is love. :D

Warnings: OOC-ness, shounen-ai, SasuIta, SasoDei (No Deidara is not a whiny girly woman in here) lack of explanation (So if you've any questions, just ask them in the reviews)

Oh and a yaoi-fanboy—Pein.

Madness comes in Threes

Chapter 2

-xXx-

~A secret place where there is SasuIta

"Nngh…" Itachi squeezed his eyes shut. " 'Tachi…you are so cute when you blush, you know?" Sasuke smirked and nuzzled his neck.

"Sh-shut up…Hah…"

"We all know youcan't though, nii-san."

-xXx-

~Namimori

"REBORN! REBORN!" Tsuna ran back to the school screaming all the way. Apparently all thoughts of sleeping fled his mind.

He arrived at the courtyard, panting hard. Reborn halted in his scolding of Gokudera and Yamamoto. "What, dame-Tsuna?"

Seeing his beloved Tenth look so worried, Gokudera immediately yelled. "What happened, Jyuudaime?"

"My…My house is gone!"

"Are you sure you didn't just walk into the wrong neighbourhood, dame-Tsuna?"

"Reborn! It's serious! I'm not joking!"

"Fine, let's go see it then. Gokudera, Yamamoto, follow us."

"Alright, baby!"

"At once, Reborn-san!"

-xXx-

~Akatsuki hideout

"You can't be serious, Pein!" Tobi cried. "Oh yes I am," Pein started smirking. Then he stopped, his face falling back into its passive mask. "But anyway, the people who are after us are the Vongola Family and the strongest in the mafia," he said bluntly, "a group of seven babies."

He let the meaning of these words sink in.

Tobi couldn't hold it in anymore. Oh my oh my— "Ahahaha!" he screamed with laughter. "What?" Pein raised an eyebrow in slight irritation. "B-babies!" Tobi couldn't seem to breathe, he was laughing so much. "I-I mean, babies! The strongest in the Mafia!" He chortled. "Babies!"

"Shut up." Pein slammed his fist into Tobi's gut. "Ugh! Oww…Tobi is a good boy..haha…" Tobi winced. "This is a serious matter! I should have phrased it better – seven legendary babies wo are babies because of a curse," Pein elaborated.

"Hahahaha! Legendary babies? Oh my god!" Tobi had a stitch.

Pein twitched. "Tobi…." he growled.

Oh dear.

-xXx-H

~Ikebukuro

"AH! I know! Let's have a house warming party for that house!" Kida shouted excitedly. "Eh? Kida-kun, I don't think that's a good idea…" Mikado protested lightly while being dragged by the former to the house.

-xXx-

~Akatsuki hideout

"We have a complication on our hands," Pein started. "And for that reason I have gathered you all personally here." And indeed, he had called for all the members after silencing Tobi. Itachi was not there yet, though. Just like Sasuke to keep his brother distracted. Sasori was busy groping Deidara and Deidara was busy trying to bomb Sasori every time his hand touched his ass.

"What the fuck is it? I was in the fucking middle of my ritual and you just had to summon me here then, didn't you?" Hidan shouted. "So it better be fucking important!" "Shut up Hidan, I don't like your voice," Kakuzu muttered.

Before Hidan could reply, Pein silenced both of them in the way he silenced Tobi.

"So as you see, Tobi here used a technique on a house which is unfortunately the house of the strongest mafia family, the Vongola."

"I apologize for being late." Everybody's head turned to the latecomer as he bowed slightly. Pein nodded his head. "We accept your apology. Come, join us." Then he turned back to the rest of the Akatsuki as Itachi walked to his place. "As I was saying, Tobi used a technique on the house of the Vongola's boss, the strongest mafia family."

"So? Why are you telling us?" White Zetsu asked.

Pein almost facepalmed. And here as the group of supposedly most dangerous shinobi of this time.

"Because, as they are the mafia, they will most certainly have leads on us. Now, don't ask why or how they've got leads on us, because I am not answering that. All I am telling you now is that they are going to come after us, if not already.

"But, I have info on them. Let me show you…" Pein did a couple of hand seals and a huge screen appeared out of nowhere.

"This is Sasagawa Ryohei, the weakest among all." Pein pointed to a white-haired guy on the screen.

"He looks retarded," Black Zetsu commented.

"Shut up. Now, these people are not ordinary. They fight with these things called flames which comes from their rings. Speaking of their rings, they use them to open these boxes called the Vongola boxes. These boxes have specialized 'box animals' in them, and these animals turn into weapons under their owners' will.

"So, Sasagawa Ryohei here has –"

Pein noticed that no one was paying attention to him.

"Pass the dice." White Zetsu put the dice into Kisame's outstretched hand. He rolled the dice. Both White and Black Zetsu laughed. "Straight to jail! Ha!" Deidara mocked while slapping Sasori's hand. "Damnit sempai will you cut it out!" Sasori snorted but continued moving his hand.

"Are you guys platying Monopoly?" They turned behind to see Pein looming over them.

Oh dear.

-xXx-

~Ikebukuro

"Thank you so much for warming my house!" Nana giggled as she gave the two boys more bowls of rice.

"No prob, ma'am!" Kida winked as he stuffed his face. "Kida-kun, eat slower!" Mikado chided lightly. "Shut up!"

The two continued to bicker softly while Nana looked over her house.

The candles look so nice, she mused while sighing happily.

Her house was indeed warm.

-xXx-

~Akatsuki hideout

Pein sighed as he stared at the unconscious mass of Akatsuki members. Seems he went overboard…leaving only Itachi.

He sighed again. Shaking his head, he did a couple more hand seals ad murmured, "Chisiki no jutsu."

The mass of bodies shuddered in sync. Itachi too.

"Oh…so this is the Vongola Family. Leader, did you develop this technique?" Itachi asked as information on the Vongola flowed into his mind. "No, Madara did. It was the jutsu he was working on before the Koutsuu Sharingan."

"I see. Well then, I'll be on my way, Leader." Itachi turned to leave.

"Itachi," Pein called, "before you leave, let me ask something of you." Itachi looked back at Pein strangely. "What is it?"

"Now that you know about the Chishiki no jutsu, I will teach you that. And, after that, I want you to use the jutsu on me to give me information of your brother and you. I have hell loads of fangirls to entertain, you know."

Itachi was silent before bursting out in a blush.

"W-why? I can't do that! Sasuke will not approve of it!"

"Damn straight I won't."

"Sa-Sasuke!" Itachi seemed flustered. He shuddered and moaned softly as said guy placed gentle kisses up and down his neck.

"Come on, Sasuke. Everyone knows you're on the crooked side of straight."

"Damn right you are."

"I have some…prizes for you. And Itachi, if he likes that sort of stuff."

"What sort of stuff?"

"Come here."

Itachi was closing his eyes and trying not to hyperventilate as Sasuke and Pein continued talking in the other side of the hideout.

They were back in a few seconds. "We have a deal?" Pein asked. "Deal," Sasuke smirked.

Itachi was stunned. "EH?" Sasuke swept him up bridal style and bent down to whisper in his ear. "Pein promised something nice if we do it," he nibbled Itachi's earlobe. "And we will do it."

Itachi whimpered.

-Owande-

Night: Sorry the Reborn and the Durarara scenes were so short DX the Naruto part was way too long! I am too biased… Anyway, as a form of apology, next chapter will have a longer Durarara and/or Reborn scene. So the Naruto part will be shorter.

Oh and, I know that it seems somewhat rushed, and there may be a lot of mistakes, but this is because I wrote this by hand before copying everything into Word, occasionally adding or deleting stuff.

Yes, I do write each and every fanfiction in my Fanfic book of Fanfictions. Crappy title, I know.

So I was lazy and stuff, so there may be a edited version. Maybe. Like a 10% chance?

And no I do not have a beta and I don't really want one, either.

I am sorry for hurting your eyes from this long AU.

And this chapter was boring. Sorry. I think I have rambled on enough, and if you made it here, hurray for you. You get oxygen. I have forgotten most of my vocabulary, so I just use simple vocab. But I do know the five senses! Or at least 3 of them…: Olfactory, visual and tactile. So don't kill me!

And you can give me ideas for chapter 3 too. Thanks! :D