Alright! Time for another edition of Skie!

Blue, It's just Sky. Like my name, except without the e at the end.

Oh... Well, then lets get started. I'm so glad that we can get back to it, its been weeks! What channel was it again?

Uuuuh, I cant remember. Try 130.

"In a world... Where men were dominated by the female race..."

Blue... Change the channel.

Why? This seems interesting!

Change it or I will change it myself.

Ok, geez. I'll watch it later.

"Buuuuh, Baaaah, Bubububaaaah, buuuu bubububaaaaah, buuuu bubububaaaaaaaa, nananah,"

Oh hell no, I am not joining the Sith Army.

The Who now?

It's a Star Wars joke.

Oh... Wait, I remember the channel now!

"Hello, and Welcome back to Elephant Mating Habits..."

Change it! Change it!

I'm sorry! My hand slipped!

"We now return you to your regularly scheduled Program..."

"Bruh," I said, waddling out of Twilight's ginormous Treebrary. It was only a couple of hours after we had gotten started (or at least for me and Twilight. Spike had been down there since dawn) but it felt like 2 millenia. The morning was spent working in the kitchen, making all the sensible food that Pinkie wouldn't make, like sandwiches and salads and those types. Trust me, you would think that making food for about eight people wouldn't be overly difficult, but these people had nearly insatiable appetites. Dash nearly ate as much as she weighed, but then again, that wasnt much considering she was the leanest of the group. Applejack was literal monster when it came to food, but i guess applebucking could work up a pretty good appetite. Don't even get me started on Pinkie Pie. She can literately eat a whole cake without even thinking about it. Even Rarity, who would often eat with her lucky fork and knife, would polish off more than her share of food. I remember one thanksgiving - they call it something else here - she literately almost ate the whole pan of stuffing...

Anyway's, we walked out, me carrying everything in my hands and Twilight carrying the tablecloth. Again. I swear, I always end up doing all the heavy work that needs to be done around here, but I don't really mind it that much. I am stronger than most of the ponies here, so it really doesn't affect me as much as it would at home, but Jesus, that walk though! After what seemed like five days we made it to the site where we were supposed to be. Applejack and Rarity where there with baskets of their own, and Rainbow was laying down in a tree somewhere, napping. Fluttershy was just kind of sitting there, trying not t o lose her mind as Pinkie Pie Yammered her ear off. I went to set my basket down next to Rarity's, but before it could touch the ground, she caught it in her magic. "And what, pray tell, are you doing?" Rarity asked.

"Well, I have been carrying this thing for a while now, and i would very much like to set it down, madame," I said, my voiced laced with charm.

She frowned at me. "Now young colt-"

"Man. The term is young man," I said.

"Mm," She cleared her throat. "Well, in any case, one does not just simply set it down on the grass where there have been bugs and germs and... Dirt. Pick it back up. I'll slip a tablecloth underneath."

I sighed, but lifted up the heavy ass basket once again. "Could we hurry this up, Rarity. My arms are reeeeeeally tired,"

She smirked at me. "I'll go as fast as I can." She then began what was probably the longest process in the world. First, she enveloped her basket in a light blue glow. Then, she slowly opened the lid started fishing around in it like she didn't know where everything was in the basket when she was the one that made the damn thing. Finally, after pulling it out with the speed of a small snail, she carefully laid it down on the grass. I started to set it down yet again when she stopped me, yet again, with her magic.

"What is it this time?!" I partially yelled, tired of holding that huge basket.

"I have to set the silverware out," She calmly said, though I could see by the way that the sides of her mouth were turning upwards that she was trying not to laugh. Her horn lit up again, and all the spoons and forks swooped out, bouncing on the sheet lightly as she pulled out the plates. They rolled out, 8 in total, with the cups following behind. the all rose into the air, falling into place gently at eight spots on the sheet. As soon as her magic faded from the objects, I slowly looked at her. She gave me a nod of approval, and I eagerly stepped over one of the plates. I gingerly set the basket down, feeling the weight of the world slip off my arms.

"Thank Jesus!" I said, jumping back onto the grass before falling. I heard Twilight trot over the sheet, probably to get something to eat.

"Oh no..." She said.

"Whats wrong, Twi?" Applejack asked, finally setting down her own huge basket. Seriously, the pony must be made of iron...

"I think I left the Hay fries at the house..."

"Oh no!" I said, waving my hands a little. "Not the hay fries! I dont think I could survive without them! Seriously Twi, I really want those fries."

She sent me a dirty look before turning her attention to the resident dragon of the group. "Spike, could you go get them for me? I'll teleport you over there to make it faster, just use your flames to keep them warm and crisp. You know how much we hate them soggy," Twilight asked.

"Sure!" He had just enough time to give her a thumbs up before her horn glowed and he was sent on his merry little way.

"Alright, now can we kinda just eat without starting with the hay fries?" I asked. "I'm pretty hungry as it is. I felt a gust of wind, and before I knew it, Dash was leaning against me.

"Now that's an Idea that I can wrap my head around," She said, winking at me.

"Alrighty then... I guess we can save Spike some food for later, once he gets back with those fries," Twilight said. Pinkie literately popped out of my pocket when I stood, freaking the hell outta me.

"AH! Pinkie, what the hell are you doing in there?" I yelled.

"Well, I heard that it was time to eat and I couldn't just walk over here! It's called being fun!" She exclaimed, spraying a small film of spit onto my face.

I hurriedly wiped it off and blanched. "Okay, first off, say it, don't spray it. Secondly, just don't come out of my pocket, please. If anything, you could have came out of the basket," Why didn't I ask how she got in my pocket? I learned a long time ago to never doubt the Pink.

"Okey Dokey Loki Sky!" Pinkie bounced over to the tablecloth and sat down at one of the plates, hungrily looking at the basket filled with our food.

"Is it time to eat already?" AJ said, trotting up to us.

"Yep. We just don't have the hay fries," I said. Dash looked at me, her eyes suddenly vacant.

"Did you say that we didnt have the hay fries?" She asked, her voice uncharacteristically quiet.

"Uh, yes?" I didnt know what was going on; All I knew was that this was starting to creep me out really quickly.

"NOOOOOOO! Not the Hay fries!" She got down on her knee's (Which should be fucking impossible for a pony) and yelled up to the sky. She popped right back up. "We've still got the other food, right?"

Rarity just stared, her left eye twitching. Twilight was just kinda looking at her, a bit confused. Pinkie and AJ were rolling on the ground, laughing their asses off, and I couldn't help but smile at the scene. "Well... yes. We do in fact have the rest of the food," Twilight said. "We can all still eat, so why dont we get to it!"

In all honesty I had a pretty good time. The food was good, the heat was just right, and my friends were all there. Everything was kind of perfect. Even Rarity and her prudish mannerisms didn't get on my nerves as much as they usually do. Then, out of nowhere...

"TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" Spike came running up to us with more than hay fries in his hands. He held two scrolls in one hand with the hay fries in the other. I was happy to see a slow steam coming off them, which meant that they were still hot, but what concerned me more was the scrolls in his hand. The only people that could send Spike scrolls were the Princesses, and if they were sending us something, than something big had to be going on.

"Spike? You got the Fries!" Dash said. She tried to zoom towards him, but a couples picnics worth of experience taught him how to evade and he expertly jumped over her, keeping his stride towards Twilight.

Twilight herself looked a bit worried herself. "What is it Spike?" She said as he finally came to a stop. Spike paused for a second, catching his breath and setting the Hay fries down, which Pinkie and Dash promptly dove after. He then proceeded to give Twilight the second scroll first.

"From Celestia herself," He said, then passed out.

"What could the Princess need from me?" She opened the letter with her magic, and read it out:

'My most faithful Student,
It is with Great pleasure that I want to announce the first Royal Wedding in a very long time. With this Wedding comes a lot of planning, cooking, and preperations. This is where I want you and your friends to help.
Rarity, I know how much of fashionista you are and have seen your work on several occasions. I would very much appreciate it if you could make the dress for the Bride.'

Rarity then proceeded to freak out. "Moi? Make the dress for the Royal Bride? At the biggest wedding of the century?! I would be delighted to!"

'Applejack, I would like you and your family to come and cater the wedding. I know it is a big order to fill, but you will be equally compensated for the work, and I can't help but want to taste some of your delicious Apple Pie again.'

"Well, golly," Applejack said, blushing. "I guess ah wouldn't mind doing it. Mah apple pie is pretty good."

"Yeah," I say, chewing on a slice. "You should sell these for way more than you already do."

"Now there's a thought-" She started, but was cut off by Twilight, who started reading the scroll again.

'Fluttershy, I could think of no other group to bring the music than your special group of songbirds. I would be delighted of you could get them to sing for the wedding.'

"Oh... Oh my... Okay..." Fluttershy looked down, trying to shy into her mane in embarrassment.

'Rainbow Dash, I would like you to work with the Wonderbolts on a routine that they are coming up with, and as they say I do, I would like you to perform a Sonic Rainboom to make it special.'

"Me? Perform with the Wonderbolts?! THE WONDERBOLTS!" Dash zoomed into the air, letting out whoops of joy that only she could make. She then slowly came back down, blushing a bit. "I mean, yeah, uh, that'll be alright."

'Pinkie, theres only one way to throw a party, and I'm very sure that you are the only party-pony that I would trust with this task. I would like you to prepare the After party so that everyone has a fun time.'

" I get to do the After Party? I get to plan the biggest party of the year?! I GET TO BRING SMILES TO CANTERLOT?! WOOOHOOOOOOOOO!" She shot into the air like dash, then came back down, bouncing around the cloth we were sitting down on.

'Skie, I would appreciate it if you could help the Bride and Groom with whatever they may need. More so the bride; I know that she will probably be all over the place trying to do last minute touches on the Preparations. I know that she has been looking foreword to seeing you again.
This is where you will come in, Twilight. I would like you to help plan the wedding. This means making sure that all aspects of the wedding are satisfactory and running at its top condition.
I trust that I can leave these tasks to you and your friends. Please reply with your answer as soon as possible.

Signed,

Princess Celestia

"Well, would you look at that," I said, grinning. "They even found a job for me and you, Twilight," I looked her direction, but frowned when I saw that she didn't even look remotely happy. "Twilight? Are you alright?"

She blinked. "Yeah, yeah. I'm just a little confused. Who's getting married?" At that, Spike suddenly popped up.

"Whoops... Guess I probably should have given you this one first," He handed her the other scroll.

She grabbed it with her magic and opened it, slowly skimming through it. "Dear Ms. Twilight Sparkle... You have been Cordially invited to... Princess Mi'amore Cadenza..." She suddenly gasped. "And MY BROTHER?!"

Wow, that was pretty intense...

What was intense about it? All that happened was that she learned about her brothers wedding! I thought you said that there was gonna be action and stuff in this!

Well, it is just the beginning. Give it a couple episodes.

Well, what did she mean by "She is looking foreword to seeing you again?" Isn't this like the second episode? How does he already know a princess?

This is the third season, so you might have to go and watch the first two on your own time.

Mm. Anyways, it's late, so I'm going to bed.

Yeah. See you guy's next time for the next episode!

Ugh... You are too weird...

A/N: Hey Guys! How have your all been? I'm so sorry that I haven't been updating lately. Finals are a pain to go through, and when you just write off the dome, it gets a bit hard. Especially when you're computer decides it doesn't want to open Google Chrome anymore and NOT TELL ANYBODY WHATS WRONG WITH IT!

Blue) Breath, Sky.

Meh. Anyways, for those of you who can't read between the lines, this story is set right at the beginning of the Chrysalis Arc, or the Royal Canterlot Wedding Chapter. I really liked the actual canon episode, but I wanted to do so much more with it when I first saw it. I'm going to give this a lot of thought and hopefully you guys enjoy it!

For those of you that read my other story, Only Just A Dream, I' sorry that i havent come out with another chapter lately. I've been real busy, and havent really had time to write it out on paper. I would do it off the Dome, but I want you guys to get the best experience out of at least that one story, so please, bear with me.

I think that's it, unless I have any Reviews? Skye?

Skye) Uuuuuh, lets see... That's for the first story... that's for the porno... that's not even ours... Aha! Theres one review.

Oh really? Ah, its from my good friend Shade! *Reads review*

Shade Hunter the Pegasus:*Insert Troll face here* Well, Ive gotta keep you entertained, and your story seems to get better as you make new chapters, so hurry!

Whelp, thats all for today, guys! This is Sky, Skye, and Blue signing off for now.

Blue) Bye!

Skye) See you whenever.

~From the desk of Sky, The Inverted Pony