We arrived at DARPA Research Facility when I saw Sonic the Hedgehog having a circlejerk with Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Princess Luna, Discord, and Mister Rogers. I had the sudden urge to take my shirt off and let them jizz all over me. Franku Sama and Pink Guy soon intervened and sacrificed them to the Dark Lord Chin Chin. Soon, we saw the shadow of Barack Obama, with Anne Frank standing right next to him. I did Nazi that coming. Obama then explained to us how DARPA needed to restore the lives of the Communist leaders Josef Stalin, Mao Zedong, and the communist revolutionary, Che Guevara. Vladimir Putin came in and asked us if we needed any more sparkling water. Rush Limbaugh, being the fat fuck that he is, asked for more lemon bread. Putin left after Obama tapped his ass, sexually. Later that night, I had trouble falling asleep over the sound of Obama and Putin making sweet buttsex. I later put a vibrator on my dick to turn it back into a vagina, and then I miraculously fell asleep as Obama was anally fisting Putin in the head. The team later assembelled in the front lobby of the DARPA Research Facility. The entire time, I had no idea what Nightcore was. Then I learned it was super edgy perverted anime music. Then Obama pushed me, Rush, and Putin into the DARPA Time Machine. We were knocked out. Then, we woke up in a 1996 hip hop store.