Disclaimer: i don't own Gorillaz
I asked the real Noodle for help on the diary. It was Master's idea. He says it will help us "bond", and possibly help me become more human...
I wonder if Master really wants me to become more human. I asked Real Noodle. She just laughed. Real Noodle has also agreed to help with the diary. I think she wants something.
Real Noodle says that i should make it sound like a real human is writing it. I have been told that this can be done by writing about everything that happens...literally.
If i was real, i may have been slightly frightened when Real Noodle grinned, like she was planning something. I will leave it for now. My sensors detect no threat. Besides, Dullard gets frightened when i smile.
I always wondered why. I think that i have now discovered the answer.
*Entry 2*
Master has gone to the mainland for more supplies, leaving me in charge. Nothing out of the ordinary is happening on the island. The pirates are all dead. Dullard has been locked in his room as part of my vampire experiment (Master approved so long as Dullard didn't die).
If i was a human, i would be bored listening to Russel complain of hunger (my sensors detect that he is nowhere near dying yet).
I will keep an eye on Real Noodle though. She keeps glancing over at me and smirking every so often.
*End of Entry 2*
Well here's Entry 2. Hope you enjoyed it :)
thanks for reading!