Ep. 2: The Bite After '87
Me: Hey, Foxy!
Foxy: Don't talk to me!
Me: What's wrong with him?
Bonnie: Don't know, but he's been like that all day.
Chica: I wouldn't bother him if I were you.
Freddy: It's best to leave him alone right now.
Me: He can't be that mad. Foxy, we're gonna go watch a movie! Do you want to come?
Foxy: Leave me alone!
Me: Come on! I'll make sure it isn't in 3D!
Foxy: I said STOP!
Me: Please?
Foxy: NO!
Me: Why can't you try to have fun with us? What? Do you just want to go alone on a ship and explore the 7 seas?!
Foxy: Grr...
Me: Hey! If you do go, bring some treasure when you come back!
Foxy: grrrrRRRR AAAHHHH! *bites my arm*
Me: OW! AH! HELP ME!
Freddy: FOXY, STOP!
Bonnie: STOP IT! YOUR HURTING HIM!
Foxy: *lets go of my arm*
Me: *starts crying*
Foxy: Wha... Oh no!
*Everyone stares at Foxy with a frightened look*
Foxy: no... *flashback*
Birthday Boy: Haha! Oh Foxy! You're so funny!
Foxy: Grr! *bites the kid's head*
*Everyone screaming*
Foxy: Wha- What have I done?!
*back to reality*
Foxy: ...no... *runs away*
in the hospital...
Nurse: Ok, we just need to run a few tests and we should be ready to fix you up. Alright?
Me: Yeah...sure...
Foxy: Look, lad... I am so sorry about that! I have trouble controlling me anger sometimes.
Me: When you ran away... the look on your face... has this happened before? Is this why you guys were locked up?
Bonnie: Well that and Chica ate too much pizza without paying.
Chica: HEY!
Foxy: I just hope this doesn't do any permanent damage... The last kid I bit had to get his front lobe replaced! He has to wear an eyepatch sometimes because his left eye doesn't work! I ruined-
Me: You're not making me feel better!
Foxy: Sorry!
Me: I'll be fine.
Foxy: Ok...
Nurse: The patient needs to go now for some tests. Don't worry. We'll take good care of him.
Foxy: ...
Freddy: Come on guys, we'd better get going...
After a while...
Doctor: Um... Do you have a minute?
Me: Not like I have other stuff to do...
Doctor: Well, I'm afraid I have some bad news...
Me: What? ... Wha- What is it?
Doctor: Well, it turns out that the nerves in your hand were so badly damaged that we...have to amputate it.
Me: What?! no... NO!
Doctor: I'm sorry, but it has to be done...
Me: You won't leave it like that when you're done, right?
Doctor: well... There is one thing we can do about that, but there's a problem.
Me: What is it? Doctor: Well, your insurance doesn't cover this kind of injury and it would be very expensive to replace it with modern technology.
Me: What will you do then?
Doctor: Well, the cheapest thing we can do is have a metal hook to take its place, just like how pirates have it.
Me: sigh... Ok...let's go with that...
After recovery...
Bonnie: It's been a while since we've seen the kid. Should we visit him?
Freddy: They said he would be released from the hospital today, so there really is no need.
Chica: Speaking of release, how long before Foxy gets out of prison?
Freddy: Not until a couple of more days.
Me: Hey guys...
Freddy: Ah, your finally back! Is you arm feeling better?
Me: Well...
Chica: What's wrong
Me: *takes hook out of pocket*
All: Gasp!
Me: The doctor said there was nothing they could do...
Chica: oh my... I'm feel so sorry for you... It must be really hard now...
Bonnie: Uh oh!
Freddy: What is it?
Bonnie: What if Foxy sees this? I don't think he might be able to handle it!
Chica: Well he won't be back for a while so we don't have to worry for now.
Freddy: Uh...
Chica: What now?
Freddy: I think we do have to worry! Foxy is coming down the front yard right now! He must have been released early!
Me: WHAT!?
Bonnie: What do we do?
Chica: He's coming!
Bonnie: Just put it in your pocket!
Me: *Hides hook in pocket*
Foxy: Hey...
All: Hi, Foxy
Foxy: Oh, kid... Your back! Is your arm feeling better?
Me: Oh yeah! It feels a lot better, but it still hurts to move around...
Foxy: Look, I'm really REALLY sorry I did that! Please don't hate me!
Me: It's fine. Really. No hard feelings.
Foxy: I'll try to keep me anger under control from now on.
Me: Ok. Foxy: Well, since we are all here, how about we go get something to eat.
Me: Umm... You guys can go I think I'll stay...
Foxy: What? Why?
Me: I'm still in a pretty good amount of pain...
Foxy: I'm sure you'll be fine! Come on!
Me: sigh... ok...
*Musical montage where they go different places through the week and the boy does his best to hide the hook each time.* (I've prepared this like it was an animated internet show! ...if only...)
Foxy: See, that was fun!
Me: Yeah... I guess you're right.
Freddy: Well, it's pretty late. We'd better get to sleep.
All: Ok.
Foxy: Can I stay with the lad for a little longer?
Freddy: ...alright
*everyone else leaves*
Foxy: Kid, I just hope these fun times we had makes you look on me as a friend rather as a dangerous being.
Me: It fine. Really!
Foxy: Alright... man I'm tired... I think I'll just sit down for a bit...*sits on hook* OW! What did I just sit on?
Me: uhhhh...
Foxy: It felt like something sharp... What's under here?
Me: *scrambles through pants* (try to read that without laughing) (says to himself) uh oh... I'm not wearing pockets this time!
Foxy: *uncovers sheets* ...what...y-ye said you were perfectly fine!
Me: I didn't want to hurt your feelings!
Foxy: no...it...can't be! ... *flashback*
Birthday Boy: Why... would you... do this... *passes out*
Foxy: I'm so sorry...
After hospital...
Birthday Boy: Mom, can I see Foxy again?
Boy's Mother: No! Now look away! He's nothing but a monster!
Foxy: No... Wait...
Purple Guy: That's enough from you! Now come with me! *locks them all up*
*back to reality*
Freddy: What's going on?
Bonnie: Uh oh!
Foxy: NO! *runs away*
Chica: Well... That happened...
Bonnie: What do we do?
Freddy: We're going to have to talk to him... *all follow Foxy*
Foxy: They'll be safe from me if I'm not able to get to them *isolates himself in a dark room*
Freddy: Come on, Foxy! Come out!
Foxy: Go away! I'm nothing but a bloodthirsty monster!
Bonnie: No, you're not!
Chica: Come out! There really is no need to do this to yourself!
Foxy: Yes there is! If I can't get to ye, you're all safe!
Freddy: Kid, you might have to be the one... We'll let you two talk alone...
Me: Ok... *goes into the room*
Foxy: Keep your distance... I don't want to hurt ye again...
Me: I'm fine... Sure I lost my hand but I can live with it.
Foxy: No ye can't! Ye wanted to do so much with your life... And I ruined your chances!
Me: ...
Foxy: Just leave me...
Me: Foxy, there is no need to feel this way. I can still do most of the things I could do before.
Foxy: But it will be so hard... You're not used to having a hook for a hand...
Me: You're right... I'm not... But I do know someone who could teach me.
Foxy: But kid! It's just not normal for you and-
Me: Hey, what's done is done. If you could teach me how to use this, we could have some fun together. We can even duel if you want!
Foxy: But=
Me: Foxy... It's alright.
Foxy: ...do you really mean it?
Me: Yes... Now come on. Let's get out of here.
Foxy: ... I don't know...
Me: Come on... Having a hook has its advantages, right?
Foxy: ...
Me: Please, Foxy?
Foxy: ... Oh, ok... Are you sure ye will let me teach you how to use it?
Me: Of course! I think you are the best at it!
Foxy: Ok, lad. Thank you.
End