pit n his twin brather dark pit were asleep but they were woke up wgen they were dumped out of a bag onto of lucinad by zelda.
"wgat the hell you destroyed me house" said lucina. zelda steped on dark emo pits head on accident and tripped and pit saw his chance 2 attack zelda. he didnt tho bc he was still teid up. zelda fell on top off lucina and smasged nesss ipod that was still playimg ok by strawbery milk bc it always has that on repeat thats his only song. zeelda was blush and sakura petals fell form the ceiling as she n luciba stared at each other. zeld a grabbed lucnia and both pits and stuffd trhem in the bag to rettturn 2 headquaters.
pitto tried to get some slepp in the bag but his bro pit and ;ucina were meming all over the place and lucina kept trying to ask zeld where they were going. pit was yellin bc they were on the back of zeldas motorcyle and he thought that was cool. "hey dark pit wgats ur favorite song" said pit. pit was bein annoying and dark pit was fed up but he answered the truth. "linkin park, in the end" "ok". the mtotercycle stoppd and zelda tragged the bag somewher but they couldnt see where bc they were in there and they couldnt see out.
finally the bag opend up and they all crawld out of it. standimg in front of them was zelda, wario and someone else they couldnt see bc they were wearing a hood and a robe. dark pit thought that was cool. the figure took off the robe and revealed that they were… uncle phil! "woah its my anime boyfriend uncle phil!" said pit. uncle phil said "shut up will". "we are the ofwe or the organization for waifu extermination" said wario. "ur undeer arrest for being weeaboo trash so were going to hsve to throw u in the pit" "what the fuck is the pit" said pit. "its u lol" saud dark pit.
wario said "its the gateway to anime hell where all anime belongs" "but im not anime i dont even watch anime" said lucina."yes you are stop lying 2 urself "said wario. b4 anyone could say anything else zelda and uncle phil escorted the animes to a room with a big hole in the floor where they lined them up.
"what is this im going to call my asshole father and he will sue you" lucina said. wario said" your father is in anime hell tiny one. and now it is your turn. to go to anime hell!". wario thought it would be funny to reference the part in fire emblem where grima says that but noone knew what he was talking about so he looked weird. uncle phil push pit n darrk pit into the pit the hole pit not the guy pit. b4 they pushed lucina in wario looked at zelda and said " i been meaning to tell you this 4 a while but ,, i been waiting 2 betray u this whole time." "what" " i hate 2 break it to u zelda but ur anime too" said wario as he pushed both zelda and lucina into the pit.