A/N: Second drabble. Enjoy :) And thanks very much to LEXIRENT97 and Anon for your amazing-tastic, sweet and uplifting reviews! They mean soooooo much to me!
Summery: Names are revealed and questions are asked. And who's whipped? College AU
"James Connor McKinley?"
"Yup."
"Your parents gave you two first names?"
"Well, Connor is my middle name."
"Why not just stick to James?"
"Because people kept calling me Jimmy."
"And?"
"I don't like Jimmy."
…
"Can I call you Jimmy?"
"Not gonna happen, Kevin."
"Why not?"
"Because, I said so."
"I'll let you call me whatever you want!"
"I rather like just calling you Kevin. And if I wanted to call you anything else, I wouldn't need your permission."
"What makes you think that?"
"Because he knows you'd do anything for him."
"Arnold? You're late."
"Me and Naba just got back from shopping."
"Took you a while. What happened this time Nabulungi?"
"What did Arnold do?"
"Why is it that I always have to be the one to do something?"
"Arnold got into trouble with the clerks for eating the grapes without buying them. And I do not think they liked my accent very much so we had to wait there for a little while until things could be sorted out."
"They got you in trouble for your accent?"
"Do we have to beat anyone up?"
"No Kevin, I love that you're so protective, but it is fine."
"Discrimination is not fine."
"I do not mind."
"What were you guys talking about before? Was it about how Kevin is pretty much Connor's sex slave?"
"I am no one's sex slave! Connor, tell him!"
"He's not my sex slave."
"Say it with feeling Connor! You're my boyfriend, stand up for me!"
"Kevin Price is not strictly my sex slave. He also cooks."
"I hate you."
"You love me."
"Kevin, you're whipped."
"What is whipped?"
"I am not whipped."
"What's whipped?"
"It means that Kevin would do absolutely anything for Connor."
"Well then. Kevin, you are indeed, whipped."
"Nabulungi! He's taken you over to the dark side! Come back to us!"
"Nah, I'll stay over here."
"Yeah! We have cookies!"
"I made those cookies"
"And they're delicious."
"I'm not whipped. If anything, Arnold, you're whipped."
"Oh please. If anyone else around here that's whipped, it's Connor."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, now you're dragging me into this?"
"It started at you. We just got distracted."
"I'm not whipped either."
"Oh really? Because I can practically see hearts in your eyes when you look at Kevin."
"Nuh uh!"
"You're blushing. It clashes terribly with your hair."
"Shut up Arnold!"
"How about, no one's whipped?"
"I like your idea Kevin. Let's just leave it at that."
"But we can't just leave it! We have to address the fact that the three men in the house are whipp-"
"Connor's real name is Jimmy!"
…
"Kevin Price, I hate you with the burning passion of a thousand suns."
"I love you too Jimmy."
"MY NAME IS NOT JIMMY!"
A/N: Like it? I thought it was sweet. This was spawned by the whole "Jimmy" name debate thing. Should it be Kimmy or McPriceley? Or, the more grammatically correct, McPricely?
But who really cares all that much anyway? Whether his name is Connor, Sean, Ryan, Jimmy, James or even Bob (though I really don't like that one) It's still Price/McKinley, and it will always PWN!
P.S.: I still take prompts! Even though I have like 20 different scenes I want to write out already.
Also, tell me if the whole 'dialogue only' thing is working out for you. I think it's fun.
Yes. I think the title is punny.