EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
ERZA SCARLET...
VERSUS...
HATAKE KAKASHI!
BEGIN!
Erza
I´m Titania of Fairy Tail,
You don´t mess with my friends.
My title isn´t baseless,
This is where it ends.
I won against hundred demons,
You passed out cause of one.
That´s what you get when you abuse
Your precious stolen Sharingan.
Your daddy killed himself,
Not cause of breaking rules,
But because you were an asshole,
Treating everyone like tools.
Show yourself Copy Ninja,
Come and meet your fate!
Afraid I will kick your ass,
Is that why you´re late?
Kakashi
Sorry I´m late,
Got lost at the road of life...
I haven´t seem Simon there,
Just why isn´t he still alive?
I´m the famous Copy Ninja,
I will be your bane.
Beware of my ultimate technique:
One Thousand Years of Pain.
Look underneath the underneath,
What hides under your clothes?
You don´t leave much for fantasy
With the way you expose.
Before you use your Knight Magic
You really should think twice.
Otherwise you´ll end up in
The Icha Icha Paradise.
Erza
I truly wish to obliterate
All of you dirty pervs.
Blumenblatt between your halves,
That´s what you deserve.
If I had your Sharingan,
I´d rather keep it closed.
Wouldn´t want to copy
The perverseness of yours.
Can´t even protect your friends,
Just bury their ash.
Obito, Rin, Minato,
YOU are worse than trash.
So pull out your nose from your porn,
Come die under my blade.
You should just accept the fact,
You´ll never get laid.
Kakashi
The last time I checked,
Your crush turned you down.
Only for some made-up chick,
Cause he doesn´t want ya around.
You let Natsu fight for you,
He has to always save your ass,
Has to always stand up for you,
The damsel in distress.
I survived three days in Tsukuyomi,
You fucking peed yourself when whipped.
Are you into BDSM,
like to be humiliated?
I have one more thing to tell ya,
Life is no fairy tail,
You still think you can win this fight?
You are wrong on epic scale.
WHO WON?
WHO´S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Tentative last battle score:
Naruto: 3
Natsu: 6
Natsu is the winner of the last battle. I admit the last line was killer.
I will have the statistics at the end of fourth chapter so give me your opinions so I can count them in.
Actually, I like Naruto characters more but in my opinion, there had been far more character development so there are more things to bash.
If you didn´t get some of the more subtler jokes, I have no problem with explaining over PM, especially when one is not too familiar with one of the series. I just don´t want to explain here because that would kill it.
Reviews and constructive criticism appreciated.
Till next chapter (might take a while. Out of ideas).