Author's Note: I don't own anything.
Ron and Hagrid officially opened their candy store and the first customer was Dumbledore. "Hiya Dumbles! What can I get for you?" asked Ron as he wiped his hands.
"I would like a pound of lemon drops, if you please!"
"Hagrid!" called Ron.
Hagrid appeared a moment later covered in flour. "Get Dumbles his candy!"
Hagrid nodded and then disappeared into the kitchen. He was muttering and cursing about and Ron just smiled as he cleaned the counter. Hagrid appeared a moment later with a bag of lemon drops. Dumbledore had to stop himself from drooling all over the clean counter.
"What else can I get you?"
"Do you have any lollipops?"
"Of course we do!"
"Can you customize the face?"
"Sure!"
"All right then! I want 5 lollipops in the shape of my lover Voldemort."
Ron gasped as did Hagrid. "Are you serious?"
"Of course I am!"
Suddenly Voldemort came walking into the shop and smacked Dumbledore's butt. "Hey Sugga Daddy!" he whispered.
Ron smiled, "So I see my dating service worked out for you?"
"It did, so what are you up to now?"
"Candy."
"That's sweet."
Voldemort laughed at his funny-ness.
Hagrid emerged a minute later with the lollipops and Voldemort screamed in delight when he saw them. "GOODIE!" he cheered.
"Right, anything else?" asked Ron.
"Nope."
"2.50 please."
Dumbledore paid and then he and Voldemort left. "I didn't even have to ask if it was my turn," laughed Voldemort.