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LALALA... Hidan Speaking
LALALA... People Thinking
2 Months Later Naruto's Cell:
"GAKI WAKE THE FUCK UP!" Screamed the priest from within Naruto
Panicking Naruto falls off his prison bed tangled in his blankets
"Priest what is it?" Screamed Naruto in his head.
The Ground starts shaking, almost like something's exploding.
"Holy Shit what was that!" Yelled Naruto.
"That's why I woke you up! You stupid fucking idiot. Something major is happening outside, this might be your chance to escape! Look out the fucking window!"
Untangling himself from his blankets and mumbling about some priest being a asshole. The human sacrifice gets up and looks out his prison cells window and is shocked by the carnage he see's outside. Body's strewn about everywhere. Distinct smell of copper in the air. Streets and buildings alike covered in so much blood it might as well have been painted on. Sand everywhere covering the street and the corpses alike. Limbs strewn about and people screaming bloody murder. It's a shock that the screaming alone didn't wake up Naruto.
"Damn this is what I call a bloodbath! Now look around and see if you can find a sexy party orgy around!" spoke the priest jumping up and down with blood trailing down his nostril in Narutos mindscape.
"An orgy?" asked Naruto as he perks his eyebrow
"Fuck yes a orgy! Imagine all those sexy girls you dream about Naruto! Covered in blood, moaning your name and wanting your...mmm."
"That's fucking gross priest! No seriously why would I, a 12 year boy who hasn't even hit puberty yet want have a orgy with... Sexy... Hot ...sweaty...girls. OH PRAISE JASHIN-SAMA! PRIEST I WANT TO HAVE A ORGY!" Screeched Naruto outloud. Realizing what he just said, Naruto looks around his cell feeling uncomfortably embarrassed and stupid, he notices outside his cell door that he can't hear the usual voices of the people who guard the door.
A bit spooked Naruto slowly walks up to his cell door and peaks through the little slot that the food comes through and see's his usual guard dead. Covered in sand at the foot of the door with the keys sticking out of his front pocket.
An idea strikes him and he runs over to his bed and starts ripping off the bedsheets and finds the hidden compartment he made into his bed when he first got in here. He reaches in and pulls out... Tooth floss. He starts taking the floss out of the little box it came in and ties the end of the floss to the other end to make a hoop.
"What the hell Gaki? Never mind the fact to why you even have tooth floss hidden in a secret compartment in your bed like a fucking idiot would, The idea itself is fucking stupid and it won't work."
Naruto continues tightening the knot ignoring the priest. He sticks the makeshift hoop out of the slot and lowers it onto the key. Well he tries to. The slot of the door is able to detect motion and closes right on the tooth floss. Growing red at the cheeks realizing how stupid this idea was he tries to pull his makeshift hoop back in. Not being able to, he walks over to his bed to brood. Sitting down he rests his head in his hands
"Told you gaki. I didn't realize how fucking stupid you actually are, just wait for someone to come and get you."
Naruto removes his head from his hands and decides to pass the time by meditating. As he's getting into position his prison door slams off the hinges. Suddenly bathed in light Naruto squints and see's a figure in the door way. The figure was a strange looking man with a weird curtain thing covering the left side of his face. But the thing that stood out the most to Naruto was the symbol on his forehead protector. A hourglass.
"Suna." whispered the priest within Naruto
The man grabs Naruto by the shoulder, who is too shocked to do anything and drags him out of his cell and into the sunlight of the outside world. He forces Naruto onto his knees and handcuffs him and slaps on Chakra suppressors on Naruto's back.
Naruto completely and utterly confused to what's happening looks around. He realizes he's not the only one on his knees and handcuffed. He was surrounded by his village's Shinobi and Villagers. Most of them look worse for ware, As he continues to look around and see's all the faces that tortured him throughout his childhood, Scared he starts to panic and tries to stand up, the man who brought him outsides kicks him behind his knee. Making him grunt out in pain and fall back onto his knees.
"Prisoner stay the fuck down. This will be over soon. You won't feel a thing." spoke the man sternly as he walks away.
"What did he mean it will be over soon?" Naruto thought.
"It fucking means that he's going to kill you as soon as they make sure that they have everyone gathered and chained." Replied the Priest with a condescending tone.
"But but I don't want to die! Priest what should I do!?" Screeched Naruto making the people next to him and even the guards look at him oddly.
"For one calm the fuck down, and two don't worry about it" stated the priest as he attempted to sound mysterious.
Naruto starts to calm down with deep breaths and starts to smile.
"So you will give me some awesome power to help me break out of these bonds? Like some super awesome SSS-rank Justu!? Or maybe..."
"GAKI! SHUT THE FUCK UP! First off if anybody was going to grant you a justu to escape it wouldn't be me..."
Naruto's smile slips off his face and turns into a frown.
"So im suppose to sit here and be executed like a dog? NO! I refuse to die like this..."
"Gaki listen to me. Don't worry you won't die, well atleast I don't think you will. fuck if I know? I suppose since im immortal that makes you immortal too. So stop worrying about it and stop being a fucking idiot, your making a scene."
Naruto was about to respond but his attention was moved to the man approaching him. He had long black hair and snake like eyes and had two people probably guards following him. The only thing notable about the guards were the Music Note on their Forehead protectors
"Now that's a badass village symbol, It's just missing a circle with a upside down triangle in the center" stated the priest
As the man got closer Naruto noticed the man behind him tensed up and felt him reach for his Kunai Pouch. The man with the long black hair completely ignored him and Naruto, and walked strait up to the prisoner next to him.
"kukukuku what do we have here" spoke the man as he grasps the kids chin in his hand
"Seems like somebody survived the little gift I gave him in the forest. Tell me child do you seek power? Speak now!" spoke the man as he removes his hand from the kids face.
The kid looked about Naruto's age, has black hair mid length, shaped like a ducks ass and black eyes. The kid looked shaken at first but then responded with determination and a hint of insanity in his eyes
"Yes I desire power. Whispered the preteen
" kukuku you don't sound like you desire power?" whispered the black haired man
"I Desire power to kill my brother!" screamed the kid, insanity rolling off in waves.
"kukuku yes my child you will get the power to kill your brother Itachi. Come with me and I will give you what you need to kill your brother. Do you accept my generous offer to join me? Or do you want to die like the rest of the dogs here?" asked the man as he holds out his hand for the kid to take.
The Kid looks around and studies all the faces of his comrades and friends alike. He slowly reaches out and takes the mans hand
"Yes I will join you. aslong as I get enough power to kill Itachi!"
The man smiles and nods to the guard on his right. The guard moves forward and takes the kid by the shoulder and makes a half tiger seal and Shushin's (Body Flicker Technique) away with the kid.
"Sasuke-kun NO!"Screeched a pink haired girl.
"Silence her." commanded the black haired man.
The guard behind the pink haired girl grabs the girls hair and forces her to expose her throat. He pulls out a Jagged kunai and drags the knife across the crying girls throat. The rest of the prisoners watch with detached interest realizing that's what will happen to them soon, if they were lucky enough.
"Orochimaru-Sama we have gathered all of the survivors. As per to our agreement." Spoke the man who dragged Naruto out of his cell.
"very well Baki-kun, separate the prisoners into two groups. Group one will be coming with me to have some...fun." Spoke Orochimaru with a perverse smile.
"What of the other prisoners?" asked the last guard Orochimaru brought with him.
"Kill them, I have no use of them." Said Orochimaru with cool indifference.
The guards that stood behind the prisoners started counting off the captured and separating them . As the man came to Naruto he moved him to group 2.
"Im going to be Executed priest! What should I do?"
"You need to calm down, you will be fine. I've been telling you this for a fucking hour now!"
Naruto starts to hyperventilate as he's dragged to the 2nd group. Where he's lined up in a row with the other prisoners and put forcibly onto his knees. A pretty blonde haired girl with four ponytails gets behind Naruto and whispers in his ear.
"Sorry kid, but im just doing my job."
As she's saying this, the rest of the guards that followed group two moved behind the other prisoners and forces them to look upwards by pulling their hair to more easily expose their throats. One of the guards, A tan Female with red hair and a Music note on her forehead protector walks in front of everyone.
"All right you little fuckers on three!" Commanded the female
"one"
Time seemed to slow down for Naruto and everything around him became clearer, Minuscule details in the environment he wouldn't have noticed before now show with great exuberance. The hair on the back of his neck stands at attention in anticipation. The burning fire in his chest begins to smolder into nothing as Naruto's hope begins to burn out.
The prisoners that weren't Shinobi were crying out for their mothers and other family members. While the veteran shinobi just accepted the fact that they're staring death in the face and steeled themselves to be able to prepare for the end. To be able to embrace the Shinigami with open arms. Hoping they will be able to see their dead comrades and loved ones in the afterlife.
"two"
His hair was pulled back harder forcing him to look up. The kunai on his throat Starts to dig in. Causing blood to drip down from his throat. With no way out Naruto starts to struggle. Realizing it was pointless he starts sobbing.
"three"
"I want my jiji!" Screamed Naruto as the Kunai was dragged across his throat. Spilling ungodly amount of blood onto the dirt ground below.
Within seconds every prisoner had their necks slit simultaneously and were pushed roughly onto the ground.
Naruto with his throat slit was slowly drowning to death on his own blood. He manages to turn his head to look at his Executioner in the eyes. With a Terrified look on his face and tears going down his cheeks Naruto falls onto the ground face first.
"Priest help me." gurgled out Naruto
"Kid just calm down and take a deep brea...HAHAHA! See what I did their? Take a deep breath while your drowning on your own blood...hahaha! Get it Naruto?
No response
"You ok kid?
No response
Oh shit oh shit... fuck I have too fix this. eh... Nah fuck it, he'll be fine." Said the priest as Naruto mindscape starts to fade out into total darkness.
Darkness envelops Naruto. His last thoughts were about his jiji, wondering why did his jiji let this happen?
This originally was suppose to be ch3, but whoops I accidentally deleted the original ch2, Which completely explains what happened in the 2 months time skip and to what happened to Kushina. But whatever I progress.
Edited 9-13-14