EDITED/ REWRITE: 21/4/2019
Disclaimer: This story contains: crossover/ parody characters, real people such as Youtubers, Japanese voice actors and a few American singers, heavy adult language, out of character and four - wall breaking plot/ moments that I don't own.
Dissidia Final Fantasy and anything Kingdom Hearts or Disney - related belongs to Testuya Nomura, Square Enix, and Disney while the other characters but my own belong to their respective owners.
Japanese and Malay translations that appear are from Google Translate or personal knowledge so some or almost all of the translations may be inaccurate.
This is for my fan - made series so please don't take it seriously by giving negative reviews as this is for entertainment purposes. I only own my original characters so please enjoy reading!
Just to help in every chapter if anyone is confused:
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[Baah] - Time and place (1)
[Baah] - Time and place (2)
Chapter 1: The Akuma Hosts (Part 1)
In the middle of the night which will soon to be dawn in San Francisco, the youngest of Shinryu's warriors, Shinsuke Khalifa flew above the sea as she is heading to town from a far distance, with a large pair of black angel wings flapping behind her back, while looking at a picture of a large yellow and green bus for a few seconds in her right hand, until she flip the picture to find a message beside two marks of a circle, with one of them having seven triangle markings around the circle and a VII Roman Numeral sign inside by the center while the other has only one triangle marking on the head with a I Roman Numeral, all black in color … 'Shinsuke Khalifa, your mission is to retrieve two men bearing these marks in the exact location of the human world and kill anyone who will oppose, as a curse have been placed on the four, nay three of them while the enemies of our leaders are being chased as well."
"First dissing me, now you want me do your chore old man." Khalifa clicked her tongue with an impassive frown as she immediately cripple the picture with her hand, the moment she flew on the top of the Golden Gate Bridge for her to see a few cars are heading into or from San Francisco, at the same time she didn't see a sudden flash of fuchsia light glowing from behind for a young woman to walk towards Khalifa and calmly whisper something next to the latter's left ear; this woman has long straight black hair to her knees and matching eyes, tan - like fair skin and wears a red sleeveless trench coat with a long cloth attached to the back of the coat reaching to her bare feet, the coat is open to see a sleeveless red shirt with a string wrapping around her slender neck and black shorts above her knees.
"About time." Khalifa muttered stoically as the young woman took a step back when the former slowly lift her marked rose left hand with a small mist of dark purple and black smoke manifesting on her palm before Khalifa immediately lift her arm back and threw the smoke in a fast swing to the sky in front of their eyes, as if it is a ball at the same time, both girls prepare to leave with Khalifa's wings flapping to fly away after the other girl glow and disappear in a flash of fuchsia light again.
[Banana Bus – few minutes earlier]
The men in the bus, excluding the driver and his Dalmatian dog sitting beside him, were having some sort of serious conversation with a tint of fear in their faces as they look at a blue rabbit with a red nose and a headband showing an Omega sign, a big and white milk bag with a helicopter hat on it's head and green eyes, and a white and blue baby rattle with brown hair and black shades on the head sitting on a seat.
Just as the young and tall man with black hair, tanned skin, and wears a red jacket with white lines on the shoulders and arms and a hoodie, a white T – shirt underneath, black pants and red and white sneakers to declare aloud with a small frown, his name is Evan Fong or goes by the name Vanoss. "Alright! Delirious, Nogla, Basically, Wildcat, Mini Ladd, 407, Panda, and Terroriser. We're here to save Lui and turn Ohm, Smii7y, and Brock back to normal! Now by the looks of it; this could mean…The War of Wars is staring…"
However he didn't get to continue being a dramatic hero when a sudden sound of a man screaming very loud above and outside the bus sends everyone flinching, as if their ears are going to bleed before the driver, another young man who is the tallest of the group, has fair skin, brown hair with a goatee and wears a woolen grey jacket with a black shirt underneath, dark green shorts and black and white sneakers turn his head to yell at everyone in fury, this man is named Tyler Wine or I AM WILDCAT. "I THINK YOU GUYS NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M TRYING TO DRIVE!"
"Was that Pewdiepie?" The man with dark skin, black hair underneath a white hat that covers his head except his face and little bumps that looks like bear ears, and wears a simple light blue T – shirt, dark blue shorts and black shoes asked his friends in surprise as another, yet different, loud scream of a man ring into everyone's ears above the bus for a man with black hair with facial hair, fair skin, green eyes and wears a simple green T – shirt with a design of a stack of pancakes on a plate with the words PUNCAKE sported at the center, blue jeans and green and white sneakers to reveal with an Irish – tone and a surprised frown as well. "And Jack!"
Hearing the sounds of large thuds above the bus as if the roof is going to break; a man with brown hair, a white mask with eight holes, four on top and four on bottom and a red mark above his eyes and nose, wearing a light blue jacket with a hoodie and white shirt underneath, blue pants and white sneakers let out a mutter of 'What the hell is that!?' before he, named H20 Delirious, Vanoss, and the Irish man Daithi de Nogla did the most irresponsible and dangerous thing ever: walking towards one of the windows to climb out, while the bus is heading towards the Golden Gate Bridge in a fast speed for the three men to slowly climb on the roof to see what everyone would not expect…
Two young – looking men with facial hair; one has slicked brown hair with a matching goatee, and wears a blue jacket with a white undershirt showing a blue logo of a fist, black jeans and blue and white sneakers.
While the other has green hair and wears a dark grey cap, a blue hood with short – like sleeves, brown pants and white and black shoes are being confronted…by large and moving brown barrels with angry – looking eyes, again what everyone wouldn't expect to see, as following Vanoss, Delirious, and Daithi of climbing out of the windows to witness the scene are their other friends: a man with fair skin, brown hair with shaven facial hair, black sunglasses and wearing a black attire consisting a long sleeved jacket, a shirt underneath, pants and boots.
A light - skinned man with brown hair dyed in pink, a big forehead, and wears glasses, a simple dark pink T – shirt, black jeans and shoes.
A skinny and tall man with brown hair and shaven facial hair, blue eyes and wears a white shirt with long black sleeves, black jeans and black and white sneakers.
And an obese – like man with short dark brown hair with facial hair, fair skin and wears a black hoodie, a white T – shirt with a panda head design on the front, blue jeans and black shoes.
"GUYS GET YOUR ASSES BACK IN THE BANANA BUS!" Tyler and the man wearing a Finn costume, Marcel or BasicallyIDoWrk screamed at Vanoss and his friends in fury as the men who was named 'Pewdiepie' and 'Jack' notice everyone else from turning their heads over their shoulders, before the hopping barrels are left ignored when a sudden phone ringing urge Pewdiepie to immediately pull his phone out of his right back pocket of his jeans for him, to start the call even when everyone on and in the bus notice on top of passing cars have multiple hopping barrels all staring at them. "Uh Mark now's not really the time…"
"Wait! I'm getting you out of here! Jump on my dragon!" Putting the phone on speaker, a man's voice responded as he end the call when Pewdiepie was about to ask in confusion, until a sudden roar of a beast ring the air which alerted him, Jack, and the Vanoss crew the moment everyone notice from a far distance which is heading to their direction and immediately appear to fly beside the bus…is the sight of a gigantic dragon with dark grey skin, a light grey belly, lighter grey wings with the ends having what it looks like rocket jets, glowing blue eyes with long matching horns on its head and a crystal placed on it's heart, and an extremely long tail.
The rider on the dragon's neck is a man with fair skin, slicked red and black hair, a black goatee with a pink mustache and wears a simple T – shirt with an exact pink mustache, blue jeans and black shoes.
Witnessing the dragon and the rider earns everyone even the barrels on the bus to gasp in horror while Pewdiepie and Jack could only mutter "Oh…my…gosh!" before the dragon quickly grab each side of the bus with it's two clawed hands while it's tail whack the screaming barrels aside to let them get destroyed in pieces on the road to wrap it's tail around the two men.
Until the dragon, immediately, leap off the Golden Gate Bridge to fly above the sky with such speed, sending everyone but it's rider screaming like they went to an extremely fast roller coaster ride…
[Elsewhere, same time]
"What is up you guys, it is Cynical and today this video is pretty different than my usual ones because me, SkywardWing and HMK are having a vacation at Oregon!" A young man with brown hair slicked underneath his black cap while showing his forehead and wears a simple woolen gray jacket, black track bottoms almost to his ankles and dark grey sneakers with white socks, introduce himself to his vlog as he lift his left arm to show two more young men possibly his age.
One of them has short black hair with matching eyes and wears a black and white striped hoodie with a black T – shirt with the logo reading Pax East, black pants and sneakers with white soles.
While the other one is the tallest of the three with his hair seems to be shaven with the middle area having long red hair slicking to the left side of his scalp, black sunglasses concealing his eyes, a black goatee on his chin, and wears a black leather jacket with a black shirt with green designs underneath, fingerless gloves showing black nails, black leather jeans with his belt holding a silver chain at the right side of his pants, and leather boots.
With the three men walking through a forest from the town, the one called Cynical, or Gamersjoint in Youtube continue filming himself with his X – Keepers friends SkywardWing and HMK also filming themselves in their vlogs. "So basically I want to have a short break for about a week, so I didn't tell you guys I'll be going to Oregon with Sky, HMK, and Dean joining me; because even X – Keepers need a break as well. Right now, we're in a town called Gravity Falls and we'll be waiting for Dean right after our short walk through this scary ass forest…"
"I hope the monsters in this place is as nice, as the monsters and demons back home." Sky wondered with a small grin as HMK let out a fake laugh out of his mouth when he question his two friends with a smile after switching off his video camera to place an arm around both Cynical and Sky's shoulders, almost making them stumble to fall. "Come on man; we lived with non - human monsters, demons, and even angels for years, so what kind of monster that would go attacking us?"
"We were almost killed by a dragon woman, who was flying straight to us at Pax East." Cynical thought aloud while giving a short nod and a frown as Sky also nod in agreement but HMK lift an arm off the former to correct the brunette with the playful smile glued in his face. "But she apologized after telling us it's her first time flying. If she didn't, we would blame the bitch and we would be dead like a kid falling down a tree…"
"Mabel how did you get up there!?" Hearing a young boy's shouting in dismay not far from the three's direction; Cynical, Sky, and HMK walk towards the source of the voice to see a young boy with messy brown hair under his blue and white hat with a blue pine tree on the front, has pale skin with his nose a bit darker, brown eyes and wears a navy blue hooded vest with inner pockets on both sides, a reddish-orange t-shirt, gray shorts, white socks with a red stripe and black sneakers, and beside him is an overweight and tall man with light peach skin, has bucked teeth, and wears a brown cap, a large dark green T – shirt with a large yet poorly drawn question mark at the front and the word BOSS at the back of the shirt with a darker green color, beige shorts and brown shoes with white shoes.
Seeing the two looking up on the tree in front of them with dismay in their faces, the three men also lift their heads to see what is happening before their calm demeanor also change into shock; a young girl with almost exact resemblance of the boy, possibly his twin sister, with her hair longer to her hips, round blushing cheeks, silver-colored braces on her teeth and wears a a red sweater with a rainbow shooting star falling towards the left, a matching red headband, purple skirt, and black slipper shoes with white socks, is sitting on the tallest branch of the tree for her to lift her arms and yelled out with happiness. "I AM THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD!"
Resulting with both Cynical and Sky to turn their heads to HMK, who shook his head once noticing their expressions, before he back away to object for his defense in surprise. "Hey guys, I didn't mean it earlier. It's not like I said there's like an explosion nearby…"
BOOM!
As if on cue, a loud sound of fire exploding ring everyone's ears with the ground letting out a short but strong shake which would send the tree the girl is standing on shaking, sending her to lose her footing and let out a scream during her fall; earning everyone to react by screaming in fear and the three Youtubers ran towards the young boy and man, but also stumble to fall, for the five to quickly bump each other to the ground and the girl lands safely on the men's backs.
Seeing herself unharmed, the girl let out a sigh of relief before exclaiming to herself with her carefree happiness from earlier restoring her. "I lived! Dipper, Soos; I saw something not far from us up there!" while again, Cynical and Soos look at HMK with little surprise as if he foresaw the two incidents, only for the red haired man to yell out in frustration. "Can we just forget I said that!"
Lifting each other up off the grass, the six brush themselves in case for dirt before Sky asked the twins with concern in his face. "Are you guys ok?"
"Yeah, we're okay. I'm Dipper Pines, and this is my twin sister Mabel, and our friend Soos!" The young boy, Dipper assured with a nervous smile as he introduces the three his twin sister and the overweight man, who immediately spoke with a smile once recognizing the three Youtubers. "Hey dudes, I've seen them on the internet; they're these popular 'X - Keepers' who likes to talk about this video game, people like so much…" but the five again heard a loud explosion from earlier with the earth shaking to almost sending the five to fall again but unlike earlier, loud swords clashing and gun shots also fills the air not far from their direction.
With silence, the five quietly strode their way through the forest to the source of the explosions until a few minutes have passed when Cynical was the first to find the possible source to grab his friends with Dipper, Mabel, and Soos by their shirts for the six to hide behind some tall bushes to see a sight of unfamiliar people fighting with each other.
A young man with long silver hair tied in a ponytail, clear blue eyes and wears a simple long – sleeved and buttoned white shirt, silver pants and boots is whipping at a Japanese man with short auburn hair, fair skin and wearing a sleeveless black A - shirt that reaches to his thighs with white designs of Japanese letters, has a hood and black silk - like sleeves covering his forearms to his palms, black tight - like jeans with cuts to show his thighs and knees, and black thigh - high black boots while wielding a large barbell taller and bigger than him with the weight plate, that would confuse or surprise anyone, are shaped as small steamrollers to block the strikes of the whips.
At the same time, a woman with long and fiery red hair and dressed in an expensive – looking white gown with detachable sleeves is fighting with her green trimmed fan with claws towards a young woman with tan – like fair skin, long straight brunette hair tied in a ponytail, wearing a black bunny mask that covers half of her head, and a fitting sleeveless black dress with a heart-shaped bust and surround-frills on the waist topping the mid-length skirt, a pair of black evening gloves holding a microphone stand, pantyhose and black high heels.
"Wait, why is Ariana Grande fighting these guys?" HMK asked his friends with surprise as the the six watch the four people fighting… while not noticing a figure behind them but hearing a male voice speaking with sadistic happiness and confidence got their surprised attention yet this voice also sends Dipper, Mabel and Soos into fear as if a nightmare has appeared, "Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well! If it isn't Pine Tree, Shooting Star, and Question Mark! It's good to be back in Gravity Falls…" as the six quickly turn around to see a young and tall human in yellow and black formal attire, a black hat and eyepatch and his face darken with a murderous smile when Dipper spoke the person's name with shock and hatred showing in his face. "Bill!"
A sudden attack of another explosion with blue fire, from the man named Bill, sends Cynical, Sky, HMK, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos flying out of their hiding spot and landed straight to the battlefield between the four fighters which stops, to their surprise, while Bill walk towards the whip wielder and his partner with a fashionable – like manner and his grin glued to his face even when the red – haired woman calmly wondered aloud with a small proud smirk in her beautiful face. "For someone who just received a human body, you seem to be having fun with destruction even on our side, Bill Cipher. ~"
"Good thing you're not in charge for this mission." The man with silver hair muttered with annoyance as Bill let a vein mark pop on his temple with his smug grin changing into a furious scowl before the eight, to their confusion, watch Bill Cipher arguing with the young man in pure fury, while the woman with the two men watch with a calm frown behind her fan. "I MADE TENGU, QUEENIE, AND PRICNESS PART OF MY TEAM SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A [BEEP!] AND DON'T YOU DARE SAY ABOUT WE REPRESENTING WHO, MOON, BECAUSE I ALMOST GOT KILLED IN THE PROLOGUE CHAPTER!" with three villains not noticing their opponents are slowly helping the three Youtubers and their new friends up their feet when the man called Moon question the blonde demon with his frown still in his face. "What were you about to call me with that beep?"
"Takehito…" The woman, who was called Ariana Grande by HMK earlier, slowly whisper her Japanese partner's name, with the bunny mask on her face let out a faint white glow while dissolving to disappear into nothing, as the four men and two children watch her quietly muttering a possible plan with their curiosity growing when she whisper next to the man's ear out of earshot for a minute, before the Japanese man quietly mutter with a nod and a soft and determined frown in his face. "Wakatta."
Noticing the eight are on their feet and the Japanese man slowly take a few steps forward, their three opponents watch in confusion when the former quickly whacks one head of his steamroller barbell in front of him on the ground to suddenly emit an explosion of thick gray smoke, like clouds, for the three to back away of the possible attack as the woman with red hair quickly sway her fan with a fast swipe to blew the clouds away which shows what would surprise everyone.
Behind Ariana and Takehito are two large monsters; one behind the former with Dipper, Mabel and Soos sitting on it's back is a light purple horse with a dolphin's head that has two greenish – blue pointed horns, it's eyes are different with one eye having a yellow plus symbol and the other is red that lacks a pupil, and five long tails while the other monster bears a strange resemblance of a yellow giraffe with no spots, a long lightning – shaped horn that is changing color on the top of it's head like a unicorn would, blue eyes, long yet soft yellow spikes around it's the body except the area Cynical, Sky, and HMK are sitting on, neck, and legs, and six long lightning – shaped tails with the color blending from blue for the top to red at the end.
The sight of these monsters got Cynical, Sky, and HMK to think 'they look like Dream Eaters...' with amazement, dismay and confusion again showing in their faces but Takehito send another attack of summoning ice spikes to whack them all with his weapon to hit their opponents who blocked the ices with their weapons, to serve as distraction for both woman and her partner to jump on their monsters' necks, and allowed the beasts to immediately turn around and quickly run away through the forest.
...
[Two minutes later…]
Ignoring the 'guests' screaming in fear during the escape; both monsters run through the forest with such fast speed while not hitting any tree, but as soon as both Ariana and Takehito can even think it is safe, blue fireballs and slashes of white energy suddenly appear from behind in such speed to almost hit the eight with some flying past them, getting both riders' attention to stand on their monsters' backs and ready their weapons, when everyone turn their heads to see Bill Cipher flying after them with both Moon and his partner jumping on branch to branch while the three kept sending out slashes of light and fire to the eight, earning HMK to scream in dread. "CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SOME HELP!?"
As if HMK have good luck on his side; the eight witness a flash of light yellow energy flying straight to hit both Moon and the red - haired woman when they stop on a branch to send them falling while screaming when they hit the ground with Bill stopping his flight with little surprise when the eight notice three more Japanese men land on both the monsters' heads from possibly the sky, with one of them having short brown hair, wearing black trimmed glasses, dressed like a baseball player with a white T – shirt sporting Japanese kanji written on the left side and a long sleeved black undershirt that covers his neck, matching white pants with a black belt and black sneakers with light yellow linings, landing on the arms of the Japanese man standing on the monster belonging to Ariana; this man has straight and unruly black hair to his shoulders, also wearing black – trimmed glasses and wears a long – sleeved unbuttoned black shirt with the sleeves rolled below his elbows and white line designs that look like checkers, an extra black shirt underneath, pants, and leather boots.
"Koyasu – san!" The man that is dressed like a baseball player called out the rider of the giraffe monster as everyone see him pointing a finger behind them for the thirteen, including the two monsters while continue to run away through the forest, to turn their heads and see Bill Cipher and 'Queenie' floating in mid - air while using magic to grow a giant blue fireball together with the former yelling out 'Fire in the hole!' for the two magic users to shoot out the fireball to their directions, sending the escapees to scream in fear even though the fireball land an inch behind the monsters and the impact of the explosion cause the two monsters to jump away in safety, while the man in black who is still holding the baseball player – man in his arms flew off the dolphin – horse monster.
[Suddenly turn slow – motion, the man spoke with a deep voice to his partner on his arms with little surprise in his face. "Gaikō purosesu ga hōkai shi hajimete iru. (The diplomatic process is beginning to break down.) End Slow motion sequence.]
Landing straight on a pile of banana peels that suddenly appear on the ground out of nowhere, the Japanese man in black clothing and the man on his arms let out a short scream as the former is skating faster than the two monsters with a little bump on the ground cause his partner's glasses to fall off for the banana skater to quickly grab it back with his right hand... [Note: This reference is from the movie Horton Hears a Who!]
...But lost his fitting for the two monsters to stop their tracks and watch, while cringing in pain, from the two men hitting a tree as the third and possibly oldest of the four Japanese men with unruly black hair to his shoulders, black sunglasses with dark red lens and wears a white, long – sleeved shirt under a black vest, pants and shoes, with a purple bow tie, and holding a long dark green umbrella, jumps off the giraffe's head and land on his feet to exclaim or possibly assuring to the riders and their monsters. "Koyasu - san, Ariana – san. Hayaku nigeru."
Both riders and monsters nod their heads with concern but still show determination in their faces when the latter two quickly ran away again with Bill Cipher and his two comrades continue to pursue them, without noticing the Japanese men left behind when the chase continues.
After the fast few minutes of running away from their pursuers, everyone notice they are heading straight to a base of a mountain with a rock wall blocking their path, resulting both monsters immediately halt their tracks to almost hit the wall for everyone to quickly climb off and land on the ground when they notice the three villains in front of their eyes with their weapons still in their hands…
But feeling a dark presence even by their enemies; Bill, Moon and 'Queenie' lower their weapons and turn around for everyone to witness a new figure in front of them with the three Japanese men from earlier lying on the ground unconscious, earning both Koyasu and Ariana to gasp in shock while the former quickly yelled out in anger. "Teme!"
While their two saviors are witnessing their comrades' unconscious states with their monsters and their enemies seem to be impatient for a fight and Soos wrap his arms around Dipper and Mabel to protect the two kids; Cynical, HMK, and Sky stared at the newcomer which is a man in a familiar black coat with shock especially when the latter slowly lift his arms towards his hood and push it off to reveal his face to be a young and handsome man with long and ruffled pink hair to his shoulders, fair skin, and blue eyes; sending the three Youtubers' jaws to open in dismay when the man walk a few steps towards Bill and his group with a calm frown on his face as Moon question the pink – haired man with a curious scowl. "Where have you been, Marluxia? Where're Princess and Tengu?"
"Right after we arrived here; Khalifa and I thought of an interesting question, so we and Tengu had to be elsewhere with our leaders to ask them why are the two of us are having different representatives. Instead of that tyrant who try to betray his organization and his god, like I did which I find him interesting, I'm representing the Cloud of Darkness but hearing the reason, I actually don't mind." The man, called Marluxia answered as a calm smirk appear on his face but hearing Bill mutter 'Told ya, should've take the coat off and have sex with her and her freaky tentacles before we left…' with a bored frown while floating a few inch beside his right side, Marluxia's mouth curl in a cruel frown and turn his narrowed blue eyes at the demon with a small vein popping on his temple….
['BAM!' A furious Marluxia immediately send an uppercut at Bill, who is sent flying while screaming in shock and pain, with the former's left hand having a boxing glove and everyone else even the two monsters watch with dismay with a sweat tear drop each on their heads.]
"Back to business…" Turning around with his calm demeanor reclaimed, while not seeing Bill land his head first on the ground before his back to give painful grunts, Marluxia first lay his eyes on the sight of the two monsters in front of their summoners, in a defensive pose while glaring at him and his comrades, before the pink – haired starts to explain with a small yet proud smirk in his face while ignoring Bill getting up on his feet to stand next to his team in pain. "We are asked to take these two and their monsters with the other seven but other than that, I was told I'm fighting three men with the leader named…Cynical."
Hearing his revealed enemy's words with Sky and HMK's shock for the two slowly turn their heads to face their friend who is more shock than ever, Jared take a few steps forward to object in his defence, finding it a misunderstanding. "Hey man. I mean you're a great character, and I'm hoping you'll appear in Kingdom Hearts 3, but I don't know what's going on and I don't have a Keyblade to fight you like …"
But like the previous times, that it might be a habit of good luck appearing out of nowhere, the moment Cynical lift his arms up; a flash of white light emit on his right hand to be manifested into a skeleton key – shaped sword with the height of the weapon about seven feet long, a Hidden Mickey token on the chain connecting the end of the guard as the blade and teeth of the Keyblade are dark silver, the rain guard is blade, and the guard is red.
The sight of this weapon brought Cynical to turn his head in shock yet having a small smile to show his amazement while HMK childishly shook Sky's left shoulder and arm with a happy grin, but Cynical's happiness might've come to an end; when he turn his head with his smile turning into a shocked frown with his friends when he sees Marluxia giving a smug smirk while Bill crack his knuckles with the same expression and Moon ready his whip for another fight…
"Kora minna!" Takehito shouted while immediately lift his right arm for three glowing red chains to appear on his arm in a flash and release all three chains towards the villains' direction but instead of attacking the opponents, the chains grab his three fallen friends by wrapping one chain around their waists, for Takehito to tug his arm for the chains to quickly retract with the other three flying towards the singers and Youtubers.
While at the same time Cynical froze in shock when he felt his right arm with his new weapon moving as if something is possessing his arm or the weapon has a mind of it's own for Cynical to turn around and point the 'Keyblade' at his friends for the head of the Keyblade to suddenly radiate a white light that continues to grow brighter and brighter until Marluxia, Bill Cipher, Moon Waters, and Queen Madeline de Autriche had to cover their eyes with their arms when it became too bright.
Once they 'see' the light slowly dimming, the four lower their arms to see the thirteen, including Dipper, Mabel, Soos, and the two monsters from Takehito and Ariana; have disappeared out of a trace, earning Queen Madeline to question with a tint of shock. "What just happened?"
"A surprising realization but no matter, what matters is that our plans in the war will begin now." Marluxia calmly answered for the woman with his answer bring more confusion for the three when Bill and Moon ask the same question they had in their heads at the same time, while Marluxia slowly turn around with his smirk still showing his face. "Our plan?"
To be continued...
Ariana and Takehito: Tainted Repentance Encyclopaedia/ Daihyakka!
[Inside a room with a large TV screen on the wall, in front of Ariana with her horse - dolphin hybrid Akuma already shrunken to sit on her right shoulder.]
Ariana: Hi everyone! Today, Takehito and I will be talking about something involved in this chapter...
Takehito's voice: ROAD DA ROLLER DA! [A sudden flying and screaming Sho Hayami flew past Ariana and her Akuma who both ducked with shock in their faces just as the two notice Takehito walking in the scene with a small smile, his steamroller barbell in hand and his giraffe Akuma is also shrunken to sit on his shoulders.) Gomen Ariana - san. Shō wa shō de kega o shinakatta. (Sorry Ariana. Sho didn't get any injuries in the chapter.)
Ariana: [Slowly lifting herself to stand and gives herself a cough for the two look at the readers with a small smile.] R - Right. About something involving this chapter, I'm sure you all read what Cynical's friend said: 'we live with non human monsters, demons, and even angels for years'. Well just to explain: This series does involve interacting with magic and non - humans as if it's normal but it is better with everyone having magic and it's just a fanfiction...
Sho's voice: [Angry] KORA! Temae wa nani yattenda!? (HEY! What are you guys doing!)
Takehito: [Both Akuma Hosts look at their right side in shock] Shimata! (Oh shit!) [Grabbing Ariana's left hand for the two to run away from the set, just as an injured Sho Hayami ran after them with his green umbrella in hand.] [The camera immediately went black.]
Note: If anyone is wondering; Yes I do use Google Translate to translate Japanese into English but I also use some lines from the English subbed anime I normally watch, so please don't criticise an anime fan like me okay and maybe help me out...
(EDIT (5/8/2018): I want to apologise for the sudden change in Takehito's outfit as I recently watch a Weiss Kreuz live performance video and I find his outfit more fashionable than the outfit he wore in the radio interview videos and Disney Dissidia fanfiction.