Speedle: Hey has anyone seen Lewis? We need him to intro the fic.

Jenny: I don't know but this sphere was on the table when I woke up.

Plays sphere

Lewis (On Audio): Hi guys. Sorry about not being here but I'm being held captive by Dumbledore, Voldemort, Orochimaru, Akatsuki and some very pissed ninjas and wizards for announcing about discontinuing Melody of Fate and rewriting it at a later date and putting Rings of Twilight on hold until my muse comes back from its worldwide cruise vacation. So I need someone to introduce the character who will introduce the fic! His name is written down on the envelope next to the sphere, and for the love of god do not mention skirts around him! Oh and if Ed or Link knocks, keep them away from the armoury, those weapons are for my clone army they are not Homunculus Hunting Gear, Or Ganon blasting Stuff! Thanks guys. Love Lewis.

Everyone: (Eye twitches Galore)

Hector: Why am I the only one not surprised by this turn of events?

Rueben: Because you are as bad as he is when you get in trouble?

Hector: I'm going to ignore that one. (Reads envelope) Okay Here goes... Now to introduce our Fic, from the manga Shugo Chara! We give you…. Nagihiko!

Nagihiko: Thank you! Now for the disclaimer. Lewis Does nor own any of the characters except for the OC's (People and God alike) Nor does he own any of the references to any anime, manga or video game. And any and all songs from any of these said references belong to whatever band or company they came from. He also doesn't own me or the series I come from.

Speedle: Thank You Nagihiko, any questions before we start?

Rueben: Why did Lewis say not to mention skirts around you? Is it because you're a cross-dresser or just because you like to wear them to get a good breeze to your parts?

Everyone backs away at the sight of the Demonic Fury Aura Nagihiko is producing. Rueben runs off scared and Nagihiko follows, shouting curse words and pulling a skirt from god knows where.

Kate: Ok let's start the fic before everyone sees what Nagihiko does to him.

Jenny: for once Agent Todd, I agree, start the fic!

Above All Else

Chapter 1B Miami Knights

"Well since Aiden has spilled her secrets, I think we should move on or in this case go back," said Lewis, this time pointing at Speed. "Mr Speedle, since you were the only one to die during your job out in Miami, I think you should be kept more up to date than Hector, Which by the way the gang has been jailed and the safe house that was blown up is being rebuilt by the girl you hired as your snitch." "That's all I wanted to know" he replied and laid back in his seat (which he had changed into a recliner seat).

Turning back to speed, He started, "Well, after you died, which by the way if we get any sort of weapon, you are not getting a gun otherwise it might jam on you because you never clean it …Again I might add. And moving on, the team wasn't given much time to grieve when H brought a new member to the team, a loveable, OCD Suffering, Patrol Cop by the name of Ryan Wolfe…" Lewis had not expected a spectacular spit take from Speedle (Who had been drinking a bottle of Pepsi at the time). "Did you just say Ryan Wolfe?" He said quickly. "Yes I did why do you ask?" "Oh god he didn't…" he said more to himself more than the others but Lewis caught it. " Why is that a problem Speed?" he asked in a more confused tone. What he heard next threw him and some other people for a loop. "Ryan and I were dating, and the day I was shot I was going to get him something to commemorate our relationship after work, I didn't expect to get shot." He ended with a sigh…..

In Miami However……

Brian Woods was bored, and that was never a good thing in his books, because usually he had something to occupy himself with, and it wasn't porn like anyone thought. Usually it would be a video game or a comic book. Hell even a new anime would help him relax at this point. Well there was that package he got this morning. He hadn't opened it as he had only noticed it as he rushed out the door. And since his mum was working double shifts at the hospital, he had gotten pizza money and he could invite his friends over to open it! This was going to be great! Even if it turned out to be a flop, they would at least have fun.

A few hours later ….

The front doorbell rang and Brian ran, nearly tripping over the hallway carpet to reach the door. There in the doorway stood his 3 new best friends. Ever since the whole ecstasy incident, he had been a lot more careful about whom he had as friends. Jimmy his first best friend was an in-line skater, although he was built more like a gymnast. His short blonde hair was often gelled to spike out at random places, and he always wore a red bandana neckerchief that contrasted with the near pale skin tone. His blue eyes were darkened by his prescription contact lenses. He was wearing his trademark goggles on top of a dark blue t-shirt. His black jeans torn at the legs (where they often caught at his shoes or skates) covering his checkerboard converse trainers, his backpack hanging off one shoulder. Janine, who was standing next to him, was a gymnast, both regular and rhythmic. Her build however told a different story. She was built quite well, eating well helped in her opinion. She was wearing a short cut top that showed her toned abdomen, jeans cut in random places and converse trainers in pink and blue. Her blonde hair done into a ponytail, and green eyes also kept behind contact lenses. Bennett, his third and final best friend, was a bit of an odd combination. He had a love for skateboarding but was also a techno geek. He loved laptops and mp3 players. But he also loved building things from scrap metal. He wore his aviator goggles almost all the time, often having them cover his hazel eyes and sometimes constricting his long black hair, although they really complemented his tanned skin. He was wearing a trench coat with a plain white tee and blue jeans, a pair of black Nike trainers on his feet, skateboard strapped to his back.

"Welcome guys, I hope it didn't take too long to get here." Brian asked. "Well we passed at least two crime scenes on the way here, which is a low record, usually its like 4 or 5," answered Janine as she went to the fridge and checked for soda. As she pulled a bottle of what she suspected to be soda, Bennett asked "So why did you ask us round today, you want me to kick your ass at super smash brawl or something?" "Nah nothing like that, I got a package and I think it might be that studio Ghibli set I sent off for and I thought to invite you so we could watch some of it." "Sweet, movie night! How much we got altogether?" asked Jimmy as he checked his wallet and found $30. "I got $25" Said Bennett in the living room as he trying to find the telephone. "Mum left me $40 and a pizza place leaflet, I've already read it and the deal are quite good." Brian said. "And I have $30 which all together we have…. $125! Wow that's a lot of pizza and side orders" she exclaimed, and with that she grabbed the leaflet from Brian. "I've also got some popcorn if you want any," Brian Hinted, And Jimmy turned to look at him. "Butter or Chocolate syrup?" He asked hesitantly. "Chocolate syrup of course!" Brian exclaimed, and then met the floor courtesy of a flying tackle glomp. As Brian got up, Jimmy still hanging onto his waist, He walked into the living room and within a few minutes they had all ordered what pizza, side dishes and ice cream they wanted. Luckily for them, the bottles of drink were free because of the large amount they had bought. After their food had arrived, Brian went and got the package he had received, setting it down on the coffee table. They looked at it for a few minutes. "It looks a lot bigger than I thought it would" said Brian inquisitively. Jimmy picked it up and shook it for a minute than set it down. "There is something small in there but there's something much bigger in there along with something else as well." He said, finger and thumb rubbing his chin in thought.

"Instead of guessing, how about we open it up and find out what's in it." Bennett blurted out, impatiently (due to the fact he was hungry and the sooner they opened it the sooner they could eat).the package was opened and out dropped a DVD, a book and a letter. "Well at least we were right; there was a DVD in there, But what's with the book?" Bennett voiced. "Maybe the letter will explain why" said Jimmy. The letter looked old and it was written on parchment. It wasn't addressed, but it had the name Brian Woods in loopy cursive writing. "Open it and put us all out of our misery," Said Bennett. Brian did and read it out loud for the rest to hear:

Dear Mr Woods and Company,

My name is Akemi and I am what people would call a goddess. Normally I would tell you to believe me and to not throw this letter away but I feel I can trust you four with what I am about to say.

For years, my brother, Weskeraid, and I have waged war against each other. In a desperate attempt to defeat me he broke down the barriers of reality, to absorb its energy, but he failed. However it was not over, he found a way to place his beings and minions into other worlds and infect those already with darkness in their hearts to become his minions. I am telling you this because soon the battles for the worlds will begin. I have sent other champions these items for you but you may not be enough. You may need to tell others you can trust so that they may aid you, for anything may arrive, from ninjas to dragons. You will not be without ability though. For watching the DVD of the world champions will acknowledge your agreement and bless you with power beyond your dreams. Increased speed, strength, intelligence and above all else Magic will be your weapons and strength. However, you must train these so that you may defeat whatever is thrown at you.

I wish you the best of luck

Akemi

Goddess of Light

P.S. if you need any help on who any of the characters are, the book will help you, and your powers will come into fruition tomorrow but it will be painful.

They all stared at Brian for a few minutes, trying to absorb all of this. "That is so fucked up on so many levels" summed up Bennett. His thoughts were returned with quite a few shocked nods. "Are you sure this is real? It sounds like a very bad fanfiction idea." Said Janine. " Why don't we watch the DVD, If what the letter says is true we could learn quite a few things about the characters and what they might do in the future and if not we can still have a good laugh." Replied Bennett with a tone that was saying 'I don't care what we do let's just eat already' (yes, food often did take up brain space). So they did, and were surprised, mostly by Lewis's confession and Aiden's as well. But they all laughed their heads off when Lewis beat Rueben with the Harisen. After the first episode, they paused it as they grabbed the book. They wanted to be on the ball. "Look up Lewis first; it may have some info on him." But no sooner had she said it, then a strange gust of wind flipped over the pages until a profile was listed. "Here we are. Lewis Jones fanfiction name DolphinN1nja1000, 20 years old, likes sweets, pizza and anything to do with anime, manga and video games. Hates raw tomatoes, his brother, His Father and bullies. Wants to make a TV series on the internet combining the aspects of Otakus and Power Rangers (A/N and I will do this, I really want to). This last part ended with a mass sweat drop. "Ok Moving on, Mac." The book flipped until a profile of the said person came up " Ok here we go, Mac Taylor, head of the New York Crime Labs. Lost his wife to 9/11.. ouch that must have hurt. And as we know, currently has a stalker he doesn't know of." Bennett replied again. "Ok since we know who those are, let's watch the next episode and see who we can get from it." Said Brian. Again, as they did they saw the beginning and basically like the group were stunned.

Back with the group

"Wait wait wait, you and Ryan were Dating!? If so why didn't you tell any... oh I get it" said Lewis. "Get what?" asked Kate. "Like in the navy, same sex couples are really frowned upon and to the haters, wrong. So if Speed here came out, he wouldn't know if his friends would either accept him, flip him off or worse hurt him." Lewis replied. Everyone nodded, knowing law enforcement wasn't really the best place for people who loved the same sex. "Well, moving on, Ryan was basically hated by most of the... Nope all of the team excluding H but he was the idiot who hired him, I'm guessing without leave for mourning of your death... Well, most of the team didn't like him, and before you ask not even Alexx, known for her Mother Hen complex liked him. That was until he told her he didn't want to replace you, and helped Calleigh with her father's drunk and disorderly? I think that was it." Lewis Replied Both to Kate and to Speed. Kate looked shocked, but Speed looked pissed, so pissed in fact that lewis was almost scared to go on, "I'm gonna regret this but there is more..." Lewis faltered looking thoughtful. Suddenly, Speed found himself strapped to his chair. "That's so you don't kill anyone. Ok, I know that there were some injuries, he's been shot in the eye and a few others, but the worst thing he had to do was help H fake his death to catch a perp who was selling fused alloy rounds, and when Eric asked H why he asked Ryan instead of them, he said they were irreplaceable." "WHAT! I'll kill H, I don't care if I'm dead I'll kill him, No-one is more irreplaceable than Ryan, NO-ONE!" He screamed. The rest growled or looked like they were ready to kill. "So again we're all in agreement that if we ever see this H again, we tear him limb from limb and then feed him his limbs via a straw." Said lewis, nibbling on a steak, making every person near him back away in fear. This had been the second time he'd scared them and it was creeping them.

Back in Miami

Jacob looked shocked whilst his friends shivered at the mental image lewis gave them. Then his face changed into a face of inhumane anger. The book, sensing what Jacob was thinking, flipped pages until a new Profile showed on the page. "Horatio Caine... Or H to his friends... Oh dear god." Janine stammered. "Oh he will pay. No-one should deserve their type of treatment, even when they are grieving, for both parties. I'm surprised that Ryan hadn't had a breakdown!" she finished. "How about we wait and watch a few more episodes until we decide anything, and then plot our revenge, with magic we can make their lives hell on earth!" exclaimed Bennett. The rest got the idea and grinned evilly, and Jacob was definitely thinking of some light revenge for his mother. Sure she liked him first but she was still mean to him. They settled back on the couch as the dvd started saying, "Speedle wants to kill H, but will Warrick want to kill someone as well? Find out in our next episode 'Las Vegas Knight of the sparkling City.' "

To Be continued

Lewis: And that's a wrap people!

Speedle: Thank god you're back!

Lewis: Why's that?

Hector: look over there.

Lewis looks and sees Rueben in a mini skirt, tube top with lots of make up on him, and his hair done in braids. Lewis falls over laughing.

Lewis: Oh that's hilarious! Did he mention the skirts?

Everyone nods

Lewis: I warned you not to, but no-one ever listens to me. Did anyone knock whilst I was gone?

Kate: Some giant suit of armour came knocking asking about something related to alchemy, who was he?

Lewis: Oh that's Al, he's cool and he's helping me with the weaponry for my clone army.

Jenny: What clone army?

Lewis: The one I'll use to destroy the one true enemy of fanfic authors: People Who Create Mary Sues! Oh and destroy my brother's lizardmen faction. They've been a pain in my side for years.

Jenny: I have a question: How the hell did you escape?

Lewis: I drew on the power of the hits of my fanfic's and overpowered them. It blew up the east wing of their base and I escaped, I didn't know I had that many hits, and strangely enough they are growing.

Aiden: Works for me.

Everyone Else: Me Too!

Lewis: Don't do that again it creeps me out; alright readers see y'all next time! Please review or other wise I'll never get that transformation wand I need.

Note: this was written before my first review, my next chapter will reward the first person who has reviewed this fic.