*Author's Note: I decided to go bold instead. Italics and underline just aint my thing. WARNING: this chapter totally and utterly sucks. You have my permission to say so. Hahahaha

I'M SO SO SORRY FOR THE WAIT! I WAS ALL BUSY….went on a mini vacation to Utah and I had to practice on the piano and on the guitar! SORRY!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything with include but are not limited to: Maximum Ride, the wiggles, dora, diego, and Monster! Or carl's jr!

ON With the STORY!

Me and Iggy went to my house first. I drove this time, and just for fun I did a seatbeat check. Iggy was wearing his so he didn't hit his head. I still need my revenge for that.

My mother's car was still there, so I ran inside. Iggy followed talking about this new movie that he wanted to see. I didn't really pay attention and he knew it.

"Hey Max. I'm in the kitchen." Anne said, well, from the kitchen. "Going to go get burgers again?"

"Yeah." I said sheepishly. "Well, got to change into the uniform now. See ya." I told her, running up to my room. "IGGY! YOUR UNIFORM IS IN THE GUEST ROOM!"

"Potassium!" He shouted back. Yeah, I guess you are wondering about that. Well you know on the periodical table, Potassium's symbol is K? So instead of saying okay, we say potassium.

I changed quickly. The embroidery on this uniform was black and silver. The girl's were pink which I hated with a dark passion. I grabbed my bag from my closet. I left it there this morning, because I knew that I was going to get sent home.

I went downstairs and started watching tv, while I waited for Ig. The only thing on was The Wiggles, Dora the Explorer, and Go! Diego Go! I settled for Go Diego Go, just because there was a butterfly they were saving.

"Really, Max? Really?" I heard behind me.

"yes, Ig, really!" I said, without looking behind me. Then they started singing in Spanish. I knew most of it from the summer I spent with Ms. Martinez and Ella. "Time to go. You ready?"

"Like apple sauce. Can I drive this time?" Ig asked. I nodded, mainly because I wanted to play with the radio and the driver can't do that. Iggy smiled, his fame award winning one.

"See ya, Ma!" I said before closing the door behind me. "Off to Carl's Jr!" I shouted at the top of my lungs. Ig looked at me like I was weird, which I'm proud of!

"Okay, no soda for you!" he said.

"Fine by me"

~after one trip to carl's jr….than a drive to school…..continue~

"Mrs. Valente, we got your burger." I sang, going into the principal's office.

In front of her desk were three kids, they were all skinny but totally different. The one closest to us was a girl with blonde hair with a light tan. The next was a girl with mocha colored skin and black/brown hair that was curled. And the last was a guy that was wearing all black despite the uniforms, olive skin and had pitch black hair.

"Sorry." I asked, sheepishly. They all looked at me.

"That's okay, Max. Did you need Ella again?" Mrs. Valente said.

"Yup, got hers too."

"Ms. Stevens please get Ella and get Jeff and Max an excuse." She called to her secretary. "Max, since you need to thin out your file, again. Can you show Jennifer, Monique, and Nick, around." She asked me. Every once and awhile, she has me do good deeds to help cancel out certain things on my file. "You'll be excused from all the classes today, and Iggy can come along too."

I looked over to Ig. He was smiling and nodded. "Do it Max!" He whispered to me.

"Okay, we'll do it. Tell Mr. Jones, I'm terribly sorry to miss his exciting lecture about atoms today." I told her. She smiled and did a tiny nod. "But, after I eat my burger. And why does he get to wear all black and not the uniform?"

"That's right. Nick, why are you wearing all black?" Mrs. Valente asked. Curiosity dripped from her question.

"Cause." Was all he said.

"Ok, I guess you can wear that today," she said. I gaped at her. "But only for today."

"Hey. Max." I heard behind me. "Hey Ig." I turned and saw Ella. "Give me my burger!" She demanded.

"First your payment," I said. Iggy and Ella looked at me, both wide eyed. "either $3.50, or you have to do a dare." I told her.

"B-B-But, I only have a dollar. Ig owes me a lunch today." She said.

"A dare it is, then. Ig give her her burger! NOW!" I said.

"What about your payment Max?" Iggy asked.

"Hey! I won the contest! And you drove the Mustang!"

"ZOMG! You have a Mustang? Like in the horse or the car? ZOMG! Can you give me a ride after school? I want to ride in a Mustang or on a Mustang! For some reason, the word Mustang reminds me of mustard! And mustard is always good with hot dogs and burgers. Hey, where did you get those burgers? Can I have mcaldifghadmvnrsl" the rest was lost in Monique's mouth. Nick put his hand over her mouth.

Me, Iggy, and Ella all stared at her with our mouths wide open. She said that all in one breath.

"Sorry, she is just like that. I'm Jennifer Joy, people call me J.J." The blond one said, ignoring Monique and Nick.

"Eww." Nick said. He was wiping his hand on Monique's jacket.

"Sorry, Nick. I licked his hand." Monique said. "I'm Monique Grace. Except I hate that name so I change it every once in a while. I use to be Tiffany, then Krystal, then Tiffany-Krystal." She said, using her finger to draw a hyphen in the air.

"I'm Maximum Ride, but call me Max. This is Ella and Iggy, my two best friends." I told them. "Well, principal lady, we better get going. Can I take them to the elementary and middle too?"

"Sure. The more they know, the better. See you later Maximum." She said. We started heading out the door. "Try not to get in trouble."

I nodded and took a sip of my drink. I didn't get soda, because of Ig, but I got Monster! (just in case people don't know what Monster is: Monster is an energy drink that I'm addicted to :))

"Okay, time to start the tour."

"See ya later, Max and Ig." Ella said, already down the hallway, towards her 3rd hour. One more hour before lunch.

"See ya, Els!" Me and Iggy said together. Then we started yelling jinx and all that. I finally punched Ig and I won.

"That was mean, Max." Iggy said, looking hurt and sad.

"I'm sorry Iggy," I said in a baby voice then turned to J.J., Monique and Nick. "Time to start. Let's go to the elementary first."

*How was that? Awesome? Or suckish? Not much cussing in this one *sigh*

Help me think of a dare for Els!

Fact:

~My middle name is what my nail (father's parents in Navajo) calls me.

R&R!