Hey all you loyal fans! *Silence* Okay, since I got one review from Ion
Deity I know I have no fans *sniffle* but please this chapter will be
funny, I'm on my hands and knees here. Well for those of you that are
reading here's the second chapter.
Disclaimer: I do not own any cartoons but I own THP and my friend owns Ion Deity.
THP: Hey everybody and welcome back to the second episode of Cartoon Dumb Contest.
Audience: Yayyyyyyy!
Ion Deity: On our last episode we ended with these scores
Patrick=7
G.I.R.=7
Ed=7
Patrick: I can make stinkier farts than both of you.
Ed: Can not!
G.I.R.: Yeah, because I can!
Ed: Oh yeah, FAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
G.I.R.: That's nothing watch (smell) this. (Tries to fart but can't because he's a robot)
Patrick: Well, prepare to smell. FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: (Faints)
THP and Ion Deity: x__x
Ed, G.I.R., and Patrick: TACOS!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^5 hours later^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THP: What happened? o__-
Ion Deity: Man, that really reeked.
Audience: Get on with the show.
THP: __ 10 points to Patrick, 6 points to Ed, and 3 points to G.I.R. for trying.
G.I.R.: You can't leave me out of the big leagues coach I ZZZZZZZZZ.
Ion Deity: Oo 4 points for G.I.R.'s weird dream.
G.I.R.: U.S.A! U.S.A.! Let's play the game show!
Patrick: Krabby Patties!
Ed: Potatoes with a sprig of ice cubes!
THP: Question 2. What is your name?
Ed: Buzz! Don't tell me I know this one. ___
Ion Deity: Um, while Ed thinks let's go to Patrick.
Patrick: Patrick!
G.I.R.: High in vinegar cupcakes!
Ed: I know! Socks!
THP: -1 point because Patrick actually answered the question correctly, 3 points to G.I.R., and 4 points to Ed.
Ed: All right I'm smart!
Ion Deity: -1 point for Ed.
G.I.R.: I still want ice cream!
THP: -__- * Okay, question 3. Aren't I cool?
Ion Deity: That's not the question. Now, question 3. Who is your favorite person in your show?
G.I.R.: Tikiwiki!
Patrick: Krispy Kreme Donut Man!
Ed: This now concludes our broadcast. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Ion Deity: 4 points to Ed and 3 points to Patrick and G.I.R.
THP: Question 4. John has 2 apples and Davey has 3 Apples how come they don't just eat the apples and stop waiting until they rot?
Ed: Because it's pineapple season.
Patrick: Mayonnaise is good for your armpits.
G.I.R.: I don't know.
THP: Ed's was logical but pointless so he only gets 1 point, Patrick gets 3 points for the untrue tip, and G.I.R. gets 4 points because he was not afraid to admit that he's too stupid to answer.
THP: Here are the scores.
Patrick=21
G.I.R.=20
Ed=21
Ion Deity: Well, that's all the time we have left today so see you next episode (chapter) and stay dumb all you idiots out there.
Idiots in the audience: Peanuts to the guy in the white suit. (They point to a nuthouse security guard)
Nuthouse security guard: All right you guys have had your fun, now back to the nuthouse.
Idiots: Aw man. (Sadly walk away)
THP: How'd you like the second chapter?
Ion Deity: It was okay.
THP: Just okay?
Ion Deity: No, it was great!
THP: All right. ^__^
THP: Now take Ion Deity's example and R&R.
Ion Deity: Or we'll completely disconnect you from Fanfiction.net! Mwahahahahaha!!
THP: We can't, we don't have the technology.
Ion Deity: Oh.
Disclaimer: I do not own any cartoons but I own THP and my friend owns Ion Deity.
THP: Hey everybody and welcome back to the second episode of Cartoon Dumb Contest.
Audience: Yayyyyyyy!
Ion Deity: On our last episode we ended with these scores
Patrick=7
G.I.R.=7
Ed=7
Patrick: I can make stinkier farts than both of you.
Ed: Can not!
G.I.R.: Yeah, because I can!
Ed: Oh yeah, FAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
G.I.R.: That's nothing watch (smell) this. (Tries to fart but can't because he's a robot)
Patrick: Well, prepare to smell. FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: (Faints)
THP and Ion Deity: x__x
Ed, G.I.R., and Patrick: TACOS!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^5 hours later^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THP: What happened? o__-
Ion Deity: Man, that really reeked.
Audience: Get on with the show.
THP: __ 10 points to Patrick, 6 points to Ed, and 3 points to G.I.R. for trying.
G.I.R.: You can't leave me out of the big leagues coach I ZZZZZZZZZ.
Ion Deity: Oo 4 points for G.I.R.'s weird dream.
G.I.R.: U.S.A! U.S.A.! Let's play the game show!
Patrick: Krabby Patties!
Ed: Potatoes with a sprig of ice cubes!
THP: Question 2. What is your name?
Ed: Buzz! Don't tell me I know this one. ___
Ion Deity: Um, while Ed thinks let's go to Patrick.
Patrick: Patrick!
G.I.R.: High in vinegar cupcakes!
Ed: I know! Socks!
THP: -1 point because Patrick actually answered the question correctly, 3 points to G.I.R., and 4 points to Ed.
Ed: All right I'm smart!
Ion Deity: -1 point for Ed.
G.I.R.: I still want ice cream!
THP: -__- * Okay, question 3. Aren't I cool?
Ion Deity: That's not the question. Now, question 3. Who is your favorite person in your show?
G.I.R.: Tikiwiki!
Patrick: Krispy Kreme Donut Man!
Ed: This now concludes our broadcast. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Ion Deity: 4 points to Ed and 3 points to Patrick and G.I.R.
THP: Question 4. John has 2 apples and Davey has 3 Apples how come they don't just eat the apples and stop waiting until they rot?
Ed: Because it's pineapple season.
Patrick: Mayonnaise is good for your armpits.
G.I.R.: I don't know.
THP: Ed's was logical but pointless so he only gets 1 point, Patrick gets 3 points for the untrue tip, and G.I.R. gets 4 points because he was not afraid to admit that he's too stupid to answer.
THP: Here are the scores.
Patrick=21
G.I.R.=20
Ed=21
Ion Deity: Well, that's all the time we have left today so see you next episode (chapter) and stay dumb all you idiots out there.
Idiots in the audience: Peanuts to the guy in the white suit. (They point to a nuthouse security guard)
Nuthouse security guard: All right you guys have had your fun, now back to the nuthouse.
Idiots: Aw man. (Sadly walk away)
THP: How'd you like the second chapter?
Ion Deity: It was okay.
THP: Just okay?
Ion Deity: No, it was great!
THP: All right. ^__^
THP: Now take Ion Deity's example and R&R.
Ion Deity: Or we'll completely disconnect you from Fanfiction.net! Mwahahahahaha!!
THP: We can't, we don't have the technology.
Ion Deity: Oh.