(Thanks to all the folks who enjoyed the first chapter so much! You guys are the reason why I'm carrying on with this literary tragedy. Enjoy.)
ON WITH THE TALE!
After a few more hours of powering up his power level to a more powerful power level and listening to a mix tape with Power Man 5000 as well as a sermon on the power level of God, Trunks decided to seek help amongst his fellow Z fighters. If he was to get anywhere, he knew he had to contact the most powerful person on the planet, the mightiest in the known universe, a truly manxome man with a reputation of epic proportions…
Yajirobe.
Using his ability of flight—which everyone has now—Trunks ascended to the high, high palace in the clouds that was home to Kami and Dende. Yajirobe was found within the inner parts of the palace jacking off to schoolgirl hentai. Trunks did not notice this, though, because of Yajirobe's excellent warrior skills. He knew someone was entering the area, so he quickly changed the TV station to the Sci-Fi channel, which was airing a marathon of Stargate SG-1. He also quickly hid his box of tissues by eating the box. Yum yum.
"YAJIROBE!" exclaimed Trunks needlessly. "I request a great favor of you. I need you to open a bottle of ketchup so that I may fully enjoy my plate of Freedom fries!"
Yajirobe then turned to Trunks and twisted his mouth in thought. After a few seconds, he replied with, "No."
Trunks was crushed. Without the help of Yajirobe, he may never taste his fries mixed with tomatoey goodness. This is impossible, he thought. Without the help of Yajirobe, I may never taste my fries mixed with tomatoey goodness! But… maybe this is a test. Yes, that's it! Master Yajirobe is testing my valor and tenacity. If I am not persistent in seeking his help, he may never assist me in any endeavor again! But how should I go about completing this task? Perhaps he wishes me to vanquish a great foe!
"Master Yajirobe!" Trunks called out. "I understand the terms of your trials for me! I shall leave this most sacred place, but I shall return with the severed head of a mighty foe… Chaozu!"
Trunks blasted up and away in a magnificent display of pyrotechnics and CGI. Yajirobe looked back at where Trunks once was and stared at the empty space.
"What."
END OF PART TWO