Part 2 for my series: Hopes for a Bastard!

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We Ordered an Amazon on Amazon…

Jason woke with a groan and a roaring headache, which had him rubbing his eyes and rolling over in the bed.

For the past six months, he'd been systematically going through the League of Assassins to try to find Talia. The double-crossing bitch had done a good job of returning to the shadows this go around, however Jason was just yay-much-more determined than Talia was. See, the main reason he was more determined in this matter was Talia had not only fucked him over, but had apparently thought he wouldn't notice said fuck over (and he might not have caught it immediately, however, he had grown up in Crime Alley, good fucking luck pulling a fast one on him and actually getting away with it). Sighing he gave up his quest for sleep as he sat up, looked around Raven's room and stood, picking up a sweatshirt as he yawned and walked barefoot, armed with a .45 and his Fairbairn he made his way through the Tower to the kitchen.

There was a woof, and Jason found himself slammed into at the knees by a huge black, leggy puppy which gave him a dog grin and wagged it's tail.

"Titus?" he blinked, the dog barked and Jason smirked as he and the dog made their way to the kitchen. He blinked at the sight which greeted him in the kitchen.

Damian, Jaime, Bart, Cassie, Kaldur, Zachary, Tim, Jon, and Stephanie were all sitting in the kitchen nursing various ice packs and frozen vegetables at the kitchen table. Yes, he was very proud he even remembered the brats' names since he'd only met and lived with them for less than a week six months ago.

"You look like you all just got your asses handed to you," Jason said with a yawn.

"Language," Kaldur chided as Damian glared at him indignantly holding a bag of peas to his eye.

"Jay! You're Back!" Tim flew at him and Jason found himself trapped in an octopus then.

"Uh…?" he started.

"I missed you!" Tim said, still not letting go but Jason wasn't up for the fight to escape right now.

"Kay?" Jason uncertainly replied.

"Queen Hippolyta thought the Titans could use another combative instructor other than Kori," Stephanie said.

"Uh-huh, and who'd she'd send to make you look like you've been through a meat grinder?"

"Who Are You Intruder?" a stern voice demanded which had Tim diving off him and Jason twisted just in time to evade a sword to the gut again.

"Fuck!" he yelped when she swung again for his head, Jason ducked as he came in on her low, catching her wrist and slamming a knee into her side which sent her rolling and was up in the air for him again. Jason slashed the sword up when there was a blackness materializing before him and Raven held the other woman up with her powers.

"Enough," Raven said calmly, all the kids peeked out from under the table then. "He is my guest, you will not harm him."

"He is an intruder," the black-haired vixen hissed, Jason looked her over then, she was actually a very beautiful woman. Black hair, dark eyes, pouty lips, high cheek bones, and a beautiful form when she wielded her sword; all this spoke warrior, he was betting Amazon because of the sword, and that meant she had abilities and was highly trained.

"He's my brother!" Damian and Tim shouted at the same time, which had Jason lifting a brow at the boys as they glared at one another.

"He is?" the woman asked.

"I am?" Jason asked.

"Of course, Jason, do not act stupid, it is unbecoming and very Drake-like," Damian sneered.

"Rude, but you're the only one that keeps the little troglodyte in check," Tim growled as he and Damian looked ready for World War III on one another. Raven released her magic on the woman and she dropped to the ground.

"He's a friend," Raven said calmly. "Jason, Donna Troy, Donna, Jason Todd."

"They order you from Amazon?" Jason smiled as he handed her sword back to her, she frowned.

"You are not amusing."

"Damn, and here I have a stand-up routine," Jason snorted as he rolled his eyes.

"Areyoucooking!?" Bart shouted gleefully.

"Yeah, yeah," Jason waved off as he opened the fridge and saw it fully stocked, he looked over at Raven and she shrugged as she walked over to the kids and ordered them to line up so she could help heal them.

"I was unaware that Batman had a fourth son," her voice was smoky as she watched him from her perch at the counter.

"Well, he doesn't, I am NOT his son. And I'm only here because little bird is helping me out, I'll be on my merry way in a few days," Jason said.

"What!? No! Youcan'tleave! Youshouldmovehereandcookforus!" Bart blurted out as he raced the counter. Jason blinked.

"Yeah!" the Superbrat chimed in.

"No." he stated flatly.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" was the collective whine which had him rolling his eyes.

"One, I will shoot you. Two, I don't do team shit. And Three, the only fucking way I would stay to cook is if I was offered a fucking king's ransom to even consider feeding you black holes," he stated to the kids.

"Raven could make you stay," Damian informed him.

"No she couldn't, my Queen would never enforce that brand of Hell on me, oh wee one," Jason chimed happily. Damian snarled at that nickname.

"Queen?" Donna asked.

"Raven," the entire kitchen answered, which had Donna looking over at Raven. Jason just took a moment to start the burgers.

"Need help?" Stephanie asked.

"Slice these, thin enough for burgers," he said as he shoved the tomatoes at her and started mincing the onions for some grilling.

"You are a Queen?" Donna asked Raven as Raven walked over to the counter.

"Queen of Hell," Jason snickered.

"As your Queen, I order you to hurry up with the food," Raven said flatly. Jason smiled wickedly.

"And as your adviser I advise you not to piss of the cook," he reminded her.

"Little wing!" Dick shouted as he appeared, Jason ducked the flying hug which had Dick slamming into Stephanie as Jason snatched her knife from her.

"Impressive, usually one cannot evade a flying Grayson hug," Damian commented.

"That's no fair Jaybird," Dick muttered as he stood.

"I will stab you," Jason warned seriously as he handed the knife back to Stephanie who grimaced and giggled.

"Oh man I smell dinner!" a booming, gleeful voice announced and Jason looked up as the other team came filing in chattering.

"Jason!" Supergirl waved.

"Uh… hi?" he said uncertainly as he looked at Raven for help, the demon shrugged.

"Your problem, not mine," she shrugged.

"Some Queen you are," he hissed.

"Queen of Hell, not Heaven," she reminded him.

"I'm sure Constantine could pull a few strings to change that."

"The exorcist does not possess the pull to change my status, and besides, I doubt I'll be allowed within the vicinity of Heaven" she looked at her brow.

"Oh right, how goes that? Having lovely chats with daddy dearest?"

"Do you?" Raven asked.

"Fair point, and demon spawn if you pick that knife up it had better be to make fries and not Timkabob," Jason warned seriously as he saw Damian pick up the knife.

"I am not a kitchen hand."

"Don't fucking care, my kitchen, you will either work or leave, or I might stab you, the only one welcomed as sociable company here is the Queen and that's cause she cannot cook!" Jason snapped. Damian growled as he took the tub of potatoes and moved to the counter with the peeling and got to work. Jason rolled his eyes heavenward and reminded himself yet again why he didn't deal with family shit.

"Seriously Jay, how do you do that when Alfred and Bruce can't?" Dick demanded.

"The kitchen is a bullshit free zone, and you will either shut up and work or leave. No exceptions," Jason growled lowly as he glared at Dick.

"I got it!" Dick grinned and hurried out.

"How do you live with this chaos, sunshine?" Jason demanded.

"I am the Queen," Raven stated monotonously.

"Too true," he agreed with a mock salute.

"Hey, after dinner I'd like to talk to you about that thing, you and Rae," Victor appeared and whispered.

"Thanks," Jason nodded as he continued his work. He listened absently to the conversation filling the air, ignored the eyes on him, and enjoyed having Raven sitting at his counter in companionable silence. That was the best thing about Raven, she could do companionable silence. Stealthily he looked Donna over, and noticed her eyes were still on him, she was a beautiful woman.

"How long are you staying?" Damian asked him suddenly which had him looking at the kid.

"Well, I'm here for sleep and hot meals so a few days," he admitted.

"Then what?"

"Then I resume my job, kid," Jason answered.

Damian tried not to fret about Kyle's pregnancy, and he had even become a little interested in being a big brother but he was still nervous about it. He wasn't entirely sure his position in the family was secure, he was not sure his father wouldn't just discard him after obtaining the perfect heir, and he wasn't sure Grayson and Drake would still be his brothers after the baby came. Alright, so he didn't care if Drake was still his brother or not, he just didn't want to lose Grayson.

Seeing Jason walk into the kitchen after having his ass kicked by an Amazon was… reassuring. Jason was unfazed by everything, and he had evaded the Amazon without warnings or help until Raven appeared.

"Kyle is close to having her baby," Damian said suddenly.

"Good for her, I'm sure she wants the kid out," Jason answered as he pulled a cigarette, Raven snatched it away which had Jason glaring at her.

"Not around the kids, outside or on the roof," she said.

"My kitchen," Jason started.

"My Tower," Raven counter.

"Fuck, fine, but I get to chain smoke and you don't get to bitch about it," Jason warned.

"It's a disgusting habit," Donna suddenly quipped.

"Horrible, not disgusting," Raven and Jason said in unison. "And I haven't smoked in two months," Jason continued.

"Congratulations, I'm still getting you nicotine patches for Christmas," Damian informed his elder brother.

"I'll get you a kitten if you leave me and my life alone, assassin prince," Jason snapped.

"Really?" Damian asked in interest.

"Yeah, hey, how'd those three animal rallies go?" Jason asked with a malicious grin. Damian frowned as he glared at the counter. Raven had kept her word, and also kept him out of jail, however it was splashed all over the news about Damian Wayne's summer activities, and he'd been compared to father's 'wild child' Jason Todd all three times.

"Bruce bought me and Kori a spa week after the third attempted arrest," Raven said.

"Oh, I'd have given you a month, I was actually in Hong Kong during the Hong Kong disaster," Jason stated.

"Why didn't you come?" Damian demanded hearing that.

"Not a Bat, remember, and I'm not your brother. Also, I have a life of my own!" Jason defended.

Damian frowned; stupid, stubborn, idiotic Todd! For all of Jason's obvious intelligence, he was incredibly dense about the matters of family. Damian had asked Raven to speak to Jason about this matter (because Damian happened to know for a fact there was no way Jason and Raven weren't still in contact, they were inseparable before Jason had left), however Raven said it wasn't her place. He disagreed, mostly because Raven was a voice of reason and Jason listened to her. Jason did not listen to anyone besides Pennyworth and Raven from what he had observed.

"What were you doing in Hong Kong?" Damian asked.

"None of your fucking business, tatter tot," Jason answered as he moved to the stove. Troy's lips quirked, and Danvers was blushing, Raven was reading and Damian scowled.

Damnit! Why didn't anyone just leave them alone! He did not like this. Perhaps he should speak to Grayson about this obvious connection Jason and Raven were both ignoring. Or Jon, Damian's self-proclaimed best friend was the half Kryptonian, Jonathan Samuel Kent, he could speak to Jon about this matter. No doubt the Kryptonian would be able to aid him. but first he'd speak to Grayson.

"Looking good little D," Grayson smiled as he looked at the fries.

"Precision," Damian answered as he continued his cutting.

"They're fries, not C-4," Jason stated.

"You must have precision in all aspects of life to be successful," he retorted. Jason snorted, Grayson smiled as he ruffled his hair.

"Hey Rae, think later you and I could spar?" Grayson asked.

"Um…" Raven shifted away.

"Why are you and little bird sparring, Dickhead?" Jason asked.

"Damian's pointed out I'm inadequate at hand to hand combat," Raven stated monotonously. Damian looked down when Jason gave him a pointed look, however, in his defense, he was worried about if someone got close to Raven she was next to defenseless against a real opponent.

"Oh, did he now? I'll teach you," Jason drawled. Damian felt that pit in his stomach sinking a bit, he remembered Raven saying the exact same thing in that exact tone, it was like he'd stolen Alfred's freshly baked cookies before Kyle got any.

"You teach her?" Troy asked, and Damian bristled.

"Yeah, why not?" Jason shrugged. "What do you say, princess, wanna go a few rounds?"

"Sure," Raven said uncertainly.

"He's just offering to grope you," Grayson chuckled.

"I'd never grope sunshine," Jason snapped.

"I don't have anything to grope, besides, he sleeps in my bed, it's not like he hasn't felt me up before," Raven pointed out.

"What!?" Danvers, Troy, Gordon, Stone, and Kori all shouted.

"You didn't honestly think I slept on the floor, did you?" Jason asked innocently which had Damian sniggering as he finished cutting the potatoes.

"You and I are going to go a few rounds, and if you lay a finger on my sister I'll neuter you with a rusty blade and shove your balls down your throat," Stone snarled which had Raven and Jason rolling their eyes and Damian smiled covertly as they went back to their tasks.

Troy was still looking his brother over with that look of interest; he only knew that look because of Kyle and his father, and Kori and Grayson.

"So, any idea what Selina's having? Cat or a Bat?" Jason asked rousing Damian from his thoughts.

"She cannot possibly have a kitten, it is biologically, anatomically, and genetically, impossible," Damian snapped haughtily.

"Not what he was asking, little D, and no, she's guarded that secret closely," Grayson filled in.

"Personally, I hope she has a daughter, that'll really fuck with Bruce," Jason grinned.

"Why?" Damian asked.

"Cause your floundering father would finally get his ass kicked by karma," Jason grinned.

He was really handsome, for a specimen of man, he truly was handsome. Though she supposed it would make sense for him to be handsome if was a son of Bruce Wayne.

Short black hair, a streak of white in it, startling aquamarine eyes, chiseled features, and a straight nose. Oh, he was handsome alright, and Donna could appreciate that. Raven was sitting with Dick and Kori as they discussed something which had Donna biting her lip she looked over at the kitchen. Jason was helping Stephanie and Damian was seasoning the potatoes.

Shaking her head of such distractions she stared at the ceiling.

She had only come here because her Queen had demanded it. It was to teach Cassie to be Wonder Girl, it was to aid Diana, and to learn about the world of man. As the Princess of Themyscira it was her duty to know about man's world, and she was thus far unimpressed. The few warriors worth her time were never the ones she was fighting, and people of interest to her were never here. However, she was obligated to help Cassandra with her armor, as was the sorceress Raven, and thus far they were not making progress.

"Food!" Jason shouted and started serving, the kids were all eagerly swarming the counter, and actually orderly; she'd never seen them this well behaved.

"Well that's because he'd poison us if we irritate him," M'gann chuckled knowingly which had Donna's eyes narrowing on the telepath.

"He wouldn't really poison us?" Donna asked.

"He might," was Dick's answer.

"Then why would you trust him with the preparation of food!?" Donna demanded.

"Cause poison beats Gar's tofu," Jaime answered.

"I heard that!" Gar squawked.

"Knock it off or I'm knocking you out," Jason shouted which had the order back. She gathered her lunch, and sat with the mentors, Jason was quick to join, he slipped in beside her and Raven. Donna would have been offended at his attitude had he not turned to Raven immediately and said:

"So War and Peace, which chapter?"

"I've actually been drawn off that for the Art of War right now," Raven answered.

"No shit?"

"Jason, please watch your language, you are a bad influence on the children," Kori said. Donna smirked and Jason frowned.

"Fine," Jason growled.

"Are you always this sociable?" Donna mused.

"Every other Tuesday of every third month," Jason answered sweetly.

"I do not see why the children look up to you," she said.

"They don't," he answered and Raven smacked the back of his head then. "Ow!"

"Empath, I know that didn't hurt, and they do too, so knock it off," Raven warned. Donna smiled a bit as she looked at Jason as he smiled a bit at Raven.

"I forget about the empathy thing, that's cheating, Queen," Jason warned.

"If I could turn it off I would, I can't, deal with it," Raven yawned.

"How did you two meet?" Donna asked, which had the whole table chuckling for reasons she didn't know.

"This jerk stole my mind," Raven said promptly.

"I usually steal hearts, so a mind was a first," Jason chuckled.

"He is a thief?" Donna asked.

"Former, sunshine here has sort of demolished my reputation as a thief single handedly," he answered.

"Which is good, else we'd still think you were dead," Dick said.

"I liked being dead to you, it made my life so much easier," Jason sighed wistfully.

"Ah, but you love friend Raven, and would not stay dead for her," Kori said sweetly which had both Raven and Jason pulling faces, and Donna chuckling.

"You are an interesting man," she said.

"Thank you, gorgeous," he smiled.

"I have a name," Donna said sharply.

"Good luck," Raven snorted.

"Ah, angel, you love the nicknames!" Jason grinned as he nudged Raven.

"I will hurt you," she warned. "And please do not use one as blasphemous as angel, we'll get sent to Hell sooner than either of us would like."

"Fine, your majesty."

"Remember that dimension I know of with no women?"

"You just want to suck the joy out of life, besides, I think Golden Boy would perish in that dimension sooner than I was. Womanizer is not on my list of sins," Jason said.

"Fair point, I will seek out a different dimension to send you too, perhaps Wayne Manor."

"Now you're just being a bitch."

"I try."

Donna just chuckled, she had never heard the demon speak so much.

"So, since I've annoyed the little bird, what's your story princess?" Jason asked turning to her.

"There's no story," she said firmly.

"Dude, Donna's a badass Amazonian warrior who could take out an army, total badass," Victor announced as he devoured his burger.

"Donna has been a most excellent addition to the Titans, and very helpful in teaching new methods to fight," Kori said. Donna felt her face heat a bit.

"I see, so what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" Jason asked.

"My Queen ordered me to come to man's world to learn," Donna answered.

"I see," Jason nodded thoughtfully. "The most my Queen has ordered of me is food."

"That's because you can cook, Garfield cannot," Raven said monotonously.

"Hey!" the greenling protested. Jason smirked. Donna smiled, and she found herself relaxing with Jason there. There was a dangerous edge to the man, but she found that to only be more appealing as she sipped her drink and continued eating her burger. It was very good.

Jason was interesting, Donna wanted to know a bit more about him though before she completely let her guard down. It was not often she met an interesting male in man's world, and Jason was just as interesting as the rest of the Bat family, as she had come to know them to be called. She finished her meal and walked to the kitchen where Terra and Kara were doing dishes and talking amicably.

"Cassandra, come, we shall continue our training," she called out to the younger blonde, the teen groaned.

"I will join you later," Raven called out, Donna nodded as she walked out.

It was after she had finished her meal as she was walking with Jason through the Tower that she found herself relaxing. However, Jason made her relax when he was a continuous raging storm of emotions was beyond her because he was always bombarding her shields. But still, she felt a peace with him. Jason paused at a window and she stood there staring out with him as they both stood in the silence.

"How are you Jason?" she asked quietly.

"Good days and bad days," he shrugged. Raven slowly nodded in understanding.

"It is manageable though?"

"Good days and bad days, it's really bad when he's on the news," Jason whispered and Raven understood. She knew what had happened to Jason for his death, who had killed him, and how he felt about his murderer being alive. Quietly she slipped her hand in his and squeezed reassuringly.

"You're alive, Jason, and I'm happy you are, as is Constantine, and Zed, and Chas, and your brothers, Alfred, Cass, Bruce, Stephanie, and Selina," she whispered.

"I doubt a few of your listed people are happy about me, but thanks little bird," he murmured as he squeezed her hand and released it. She stared out at the training of Donna and Cassandra.

"So, what's with blondie's need for you to train her?" Jason asked as he resumed walking.

"Her armor is one of my father's creations, it's been trying to take over her and she's been trying to resist and use it," Raven answered. They both came to Victor's room and she knocked on it lightly. Victor opened the door as he frowned at Jason.

"If I let him in here he's not going to steal something of mine, right?" Victor asked.

"Cross my heart, and Queen here will kick my ass if I try," Jason replied cheekily.

"I'll handle Red," Raven promised and grabbed Jason's ear as she dragged him in the room.

"Ow! Ow! Ow! What'd I'd do!?" Jason demanded.

"It was for being a smart mouth," Raven warned.

"You have no idea how smart my mouth is, especially my tongue," he smiled.

Raven just blinked at him.

"My God, how innocent are you?" Jason gaped at her. Victor smacked the back of Jason's head.

"That's my sister!" Victor snapped.

"Um… we'll come back to references I don't grasp later, what did you find out about the radio?" Raven asked. She was thoroughly confused by Jason's reference. Not the intention, she'd read romance novels and listened to Kori talk about her sex life enough. But why he had directed it at her was beyond her, especially since she'd felt his attraction to Kara and Donna, so why direct that at her? She'd think about it later, for now it wasn't her worry as she gave Victor her undivided attention.

"Well, it's military grad tech, the encryptions are off the charts, however I did isolate it to a single frequency, which has since been abandoned, but I've traced it to the particular you of an off the books black ops organization called A.R.G.U.S.," Victor said.

"A.R.G.U.S.?" Jason asked.

"Yeah, Armed Revolutionaries Governing Under Secrecy," Victor said.

"I know what it is," Jason said then which had Raven looking pointedly at Jason. He stared back at her, she folded her arms and tapped her food, he groaned then. "When I was with… the Assassins, I heard about them. No I didn't do business with them, they were however, people Ra's and Talia tried to avoid."

"Why better than the League of Assassins?" Victor chuckled.

Jason snorted. "I wish, the opposite, A.R.G.U.S. wanted assassins, the problem is the League of Assassins make death their art, A.R.G.U.S. just makes a fucking, bloody, big, unavoidable mess. How the hell they remain a fucking secret I don't know. Anyways, anytime an Assassin had a run in with A.R.G.U.S. it wasn't pretty, Ra's advised his people to not make deals with them. Apparently A.R.G.U.S. tried to pull a fast one on Ra's."

"And how'd that work for them?" Victor asked with a grin. Jason gave them both a blank, hard stare.

"Ever seen an army of Assassins who are pissed and have been double-crossed?" Jason asked dryly.

"No."

"No one does, Ra's took out an A.R.G.U.S. out post in the Antarctic, just to prove A.R.G.U.S. wasn't untouchable but he was," Jason sighed.

"So why do they want you?" Raven asked carefully.

He merely sighed. "The fuck if I know."

"Well, I advise you to lay low, you can hang here, Raven's letting you room with her but if you grope her I'll kick your ass," Victor warned.

"Yeah, yeah, I got the message," Jason waved off.

"Thank you, Victor," Raven said as she walked out of the room, Jason followed with his hands in his hoodie's pockets. Once they were in her room she turned to him.

"Why would A.R.G.U.S. be after you?" she asked.

"Honestly, sunshine, I have no fucking clue. I never had a dealing with them, I was a bit busy with the Lazarus Pit, training, plotting and Talia, I didn't really pay close attention to what the Assassins were doing. And I know I've never crossed A.R.G.U.S., I'm careful about who I fuck with and leave alone. As both Reds," he said. "The only time I bit off more than I could chew was with you, and I'm still trying to figure out how I got here."

"Alright, does this have anything to do with Talia? I know you've been tracking her for the past six months, Jason," Raven said.

"How'd you…?" he blinked.

"Because you have a reputation to fix," Raven said as she sat on her bed. He sighed.

"You know the disadvantage to you having been in my head is that you actually know me," he muttered sourly. Raven softened.

"Yes, I do know you," she agreed. She knew exactly what Talia had done to him, and she knew how she had raised and treated Damian. It only made Raven dislike the vulgar woman who could use teenagers like they were her toy, or twist their child up and abandon them. "But you know me."

Jason stared at her then and she tilted her head.

"I have no secrets with Victor or you, you are of the few who know me, I think that is a fair exchange," she said.

"I guess. How are you handling your father, real answer this time," he said as he sat on her bed.

"Good days and bad days, mostly I ignore him, I'm not his," she said honestly. She'd had a few bad slips in the first month of her having her father on her brow, in her head, however, she was stronger than her father thought her to be, and she was sure in who she was. And she was not a killer, or a portal to genocide.

"And the Nevermore?" he asked her.

"Locked away on Azarath," she answered.

"Still?"

"I could think of no safer place for it, for Azarath resides between the multiverse, behind the veil," she sighed and fell back on her bed. He joined her and they both lay there in silence.

This was the best thing about Jason, he could do silence, even when he was a raging storm of emotions and questions, he could relax enough to actually be quiet. She liked that about him, it was part of why she was comfortable with him. Not many could do actual silence with their emotions, thoughts, and words. However, now was not the time for silence as she let her eyes shut and she took a deep, steadying breath as she silenced her father again.

"What are you going to do about A.R.G.U.S.?" she asked as she opened her eyes.

"No Fucking Clue, Little Bird, No Fucking Clue," he said slowly.

"We will think of something," she decided.

"We?"

"I picked you, Jason, even when you are a pain in my ass I pick you, and you helped me with my father, I will help you with this," she firmly stated.

"You don't have to," he pointed out.

"You are my friend, my friends' brother, of course I'm helping you. You'd help me," she assured.

"Thank you Raven," he said softly.

"Of course," she sighed.

"So… the Amazon…? Did you order her through amazon or did she really get sent here by her Queen?" Jason asked. Raven snorted as she lightly whacked Jason's chest.

"What!? I'm completely serious!" he chuckled.

"About as serious about that as your promise to get Damian a kitten for Christmas."

"Actually, I'm totally getting shorty the kitten, it'll piss of Bruce and get me in the green with Selina, and I happen to like Selina so I want to be on her good side," Jason informed her.

"Great, you should know they weren't overly thrilled about Titus until Damian house broke him, he still eats Bruce's shoes thought."

"Perfect!"

First, I'm only posting Rock Meet Bottom early because I had to put down the world's best dog five days ago and I'm dying inside, I need something fun to write so I'm posting this.

Second, the updates here might not be as quick as when I was writing Give Me Back My Mind, but I'm going to try for weekly. Please be patient with me, I'm hurting but I'm trying.

That's all for now folks.

Enjoy Rock Meet Bottom.