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After my workout I went back into the locker room. Unfortionately it wasn't empty. Jane was in there and as soon as she saw me she came up to me and smacked me. I stood there, shocked.

"Why the fuck would you talk to my girlfriend like that?" She yelled. Damn I just got myself in a bad situation. Fuck me with a rusty nail.

"And who might that be," I said playing dumb. I mean I'm not that stupid it's pretty obvious that she's talking about Alice.

"ALICE! You dip shit," she said completely peeved. Hmmm. Maybe I should run... or apologize and give her a completely shitty answer. If I run then it says I'm a scared prick and that I'm totally guilty. If I apologize I can make things seem like I didn't mean to and then say I was jealous. But then I have to pretend to be gay. But then I won't get my face pound in. Right... so... I apoogize.

"Look I'm sorry. I was just jealous," I said with fake pleading in my voice. I made sure that my face contorted a pained expression.

"Jealous of what?" she asked clearly confused. I slumped to the ground and ducked my head.

"Of Alice. I have tell that I knew two are dating," I lied, "I could tell and I was jealous because... I want you. So badly." I said with dread filling my voice. She sighed and plopped herself next to me. She grabbed my hand.

"I knew it wasn't just because she made you late," she said sadly, "Listen, I love Alice. We've been together for 2 years. I can't throw that away. But if it doesn't work out... I'll call you first. But until then," She said while standing up. "I'll try to hook you up with Tanya." She then left. Fuck what did I get myself into?


I walked down then hall towards the elevators and saw this bronze haired hottie. He had wild hair and a smirk plastered on his face. I stood next to him.

"Up or down?" he asked.

"Down.. My names Bella. Yours'," I said smoothly. He smirked.

"Edward Masen, you must be the new girl," He said with a crooked grin. I gave him my own sly smile.

"Hey Masen!" Fuck me that sounds like Jane.

"Hey Volturi," Edward said back.

"I see you met Bella." She said. 'Pleace don't cockblock me, please don't cock block me.' I chanted in my head. "Bella's gay so don't waste your time." DAMN YOU JANE VOLTURI!


So as I lay here in my bed pondering how my day went I'd say... it was ok. Fuck that who am I kidding. I got into a yelling, told a girl I was gay and then got majorly cockblocked. Yeah some day it's been. Well at least I now know if this doesn't work out I could be a fucking actress.