Age: 15
Flames blown out: 10
Marco ducked as a the tree branch flew over him in a split second. Feeling the air whip past his back headed balled spot as he fixed his posture on his mount, a busted station wagon being pulled by a couple of giant flying squirrels. Taking the reins and whipping them to pick up the pace. The fuzzy mammals closed their flaps causing them to descend forward at high speed. After that they pulled them back open to catch as much air as possible to send them gliding back up to paw over the next tree branch. Marco felt the car's wheels bump on the branches as they passed over before the next descent.
Letting out a sigh of relief after looking back to see that they weren't behind him as the squirrels maneuvered through the swamp's canopy. Checking his blindsides regularly at the surrounding trees. The area had plenty of places to get the jump on him and he wasn't about to do 'them' any favors. Shifting his gaze at the gigantic trees that had been grown together into a neat road leading to different towns in this dimension.
Purposely built by the locals as means of travel as the majority of the bottom of the branch based roads was covered in green swamp water. Though that wasn't a problem for the folk before. Until their planet started growing out a lot of tangled roots and other plant life that made maintenance high as balls in taxes to rip them out every hour. Luckily Marco found what he needed from a family of talking wolverines.
Who happen to be willing to part with this busted station wagon for the barrel of brew he took with him from the last dimension. Hearing how the husband in overalls wearing a black and yellow ball cap saying it would be killing two birds with one stone. One, his wife had been getting on to his hide about getting rid of that clunker since they got a purple Ferrari pulled by two hawks. Two, he knew just from a taste that if he shared the drink with his woman that they wouldn't be sleeping til the sun shined through the trees in the morning.
Suddenly Marco snapped out of his wild fantasy of wolverine coitus when he heard multiple feet hit the roof of the car. He braced for impact as he was hit with enough force to send him into a tree covered in vines. Braking his fall while tangling his body up in its bendy stems. Then a branch broke midway causing his body to swing forward into another tree head first.
Knocking him out as his body slowly swung upside down in a cocoon of vines.
"Hey got the ride! You get the fleshwad?" A voice spoke.
"Yep, his face took a good whack but it isn't anything scarring." The same voice said but this time it was closer to him.
Marco opened his eyes silently as he looked at the two Heckapoo's chatting away til one of them pointed back at him. While the other had it's back turned before giving him a glance when she looked.
"Shit." he mumbled.
"Yes you are little boy." The nearest one smiled.
Marco tried to move but found his body tightly wrapped up in the tree vine.
"Your not going anywhere this time." The furthest one noted.
"Oh come on are you really that upset about what happen in the castle or are you just, and I quote, 'bored'."
"He does have a point." Marco made a mental note to refer to the one talking as Heckapoo 1 and the other as Heckapoo 2, to make this easier for him.
Heckapoo 2 started to push him back making him swing upside down in his ball shaped prison before replying, "Well it is true, a part of this is to just kill some time but I mean I'm not the one who pissed off the original."
He looked back at her seriously, "Where is she?."
Heckapoo 1 chuckled, "She is everywhere she wants to be meatbag."
Marco let that sink in that even if he did find her she could still just cut to another dimension and peace out anytime. Thinking up a plan of how to jump her unaware felt impossible if she could see him coming at anytime too with one glance of a portal. He needed to distract her though seeing how that might be easy since she seemed to make it her favorite hobby.
While contemplating this the two Heckapoo took turns pushing him back and forth between themselves like a volleyball on a tether.
"Could you please stop? I'm going to vomit." he asked.
"Nope, last time I did something you asked every single one of us got a massive headache from that little stunt you pulled." Heckapoo 2 replied.
"Okay I'm sorry I did that to you and I won't pull that shit again now will you please let me down?"
"I don't believe him." Heckapoo 1 said.
"Same."
The two went from light pushing to punching Marco from side to side. Anytime the other clone missed a hit they counted it as a score for the other while he yelped 'Ow' for every blow he took. About five games later they took a break one laying down on the giant root humming to herself while the other just hanged onto Marco's cocoon checking her nails for any dirt.
Unfortunately for him he actually did vomit during the forth game and everything under his mouth needed to be clean.
Heckapoo 1 looked down at the poor boy in deep thought before she heard her stomach growl.
"Welp it's time to eat, guess we'll leave him here for now and comeback later."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa don't leave me like this here I could die." He pleaded.
"Not my problem your the one who needs to prove his worth here remember?"
Heckapoo 2 added, "But didn't we also wanted to toture him for the whole day?"
"You should listen to, yourself? If you can't even do that then your not really trying Hpoo."
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" They both yelled.
She slapped Marco's cocoon into a spin as she could, causing him to vomit again uncontrollably. "Yes ma'am I'll stop! Please stop this! Too much of it is getting into my nose!"
"Dude, like too much information."
"Ya." They replied looking at him disgusted.
"Oh fuck you too." After he said that one of the Heckapoo's pulled out a sword from a portal and then pointed it at his face.
"We wouldn't be here if you did." She smiled.
"Hey wait a minute. What you gonna do with that?"
The other Heckapoo put her hands over the other ones eyes before she replied, "Taking a swing at a pinata."
She swung the blade away from his face while the other gave her instructions, "You might want to aim a little bit higher next time ya know? Like the neck."
"OH MY GAWD!" He screamed as she brought it down again.
*CHOP*
Marco's cocoon dropped to the floor as his eyes rolled back into his head.
"I think we broke him." Heckapoo 1 said as she snapped her fingers in front of his still face.
"Nah hes just being a drama queen, come on pick him up and let's go find a restaurant."
Heckapoo 1 picked him up but felt it was too cumbersome to hold up such a large thing in front of her. Blocking her view and not to mention he was starting to smell from all the puking. She pulled out a rag dipped it in the swamp water and cleaned his face. Then she turned him around and pulled out some of the vertically knotted vines out to make some shoulder straps.
Heckapoo 2 looked back after feeding the flying squirrels a bag of dog food before she glanced back. "Love the whole useless baggage look you got working there."
"Hey whatever is convenient." she shrugged.
The two got up on the station wagon and Heckapoo 2 lashed out the reigns shouting, "Heyah!"
They made steady progress through the swamp as Marco be can to stir, seeing the trees pass by him at a reduced speed than before.
"Oh man, thank you." He replied while looking around for them.
"Good morning princess." Heckapoo 1's voice said from behind him.
"Am I your backpack now?"
"We agreed on useless baggage." she smiled though it tickled her even more that he didn't see her holding back a chuckle at her own joke.
Marco felt a sudden wave nostalgia as it hit him that he was a green dude at this point riding on what he assume was a space wizard (from hell) shoulders in a backpack through a swamp. His mind was racing with references!
"Sir we have the list." said Mind Marco Number 34.
"Put it on screen." replied the Captain afterwards he glanced at the list while waiting for the right moment.
"Are we there yet." Heckapoo 1 asked.
"What? No!" Heckapoo 2 snapped.
"We there yet mom?" Marco added.
"Oh hoh don't you tempted me to turn this thing around cause I will leave both of you back there!"
"But we can just go through a portal why do we got to do it this way?" Heckapoo 1 asked.
Heckapoo 2 answered quietly, "Cause I like driving the squirrels."
"Can I have a turn?" Her twin asked.
"Nope you have baggage duty today."
"Oh."
"So did you name them?" Marco inquired.
"Not yet but do they already have names?"
"I named them Pepper and Chili." He grinned to himself.
"Sounds alright and what I'm in the mood for, damn it why did you have to make their names food?" Her stomach grumbled after the response.
Marco stared up at the canopy and then spoke, "Cause I believed they liked it better than being called Nuts and Balls from their last owner."
"So what did spending a year dimension hopping really drive you into thinking your a squirrel whisperer now?"
"Would you believe me if I said yes?"
"Ready the shot Number 7!" The Captain ordered.
"No." Heckapoo 2 replied.
"FIRE!" The Captain shouted with all his might!
"That is why you fail." He smiled to himself in satisfaction.
"Direct hit sir." Mind Marco Number 12 reported, causing the crew to cheer!
Numbers 9 and 27 hugged it out while Number 10 set his desk on fire again while singing Kum ba yah.
"Ya! Group hug in the showers!" shouted Number 34.
Several crew members fell silent next to him, staring at him for what he just said.
"Or not?"
They finally reached the town, taking in the view of the buildings. The architecture was random to say the least for a normal town sitting on a massive stump. It's buildings ranged from everyday skyscrapers and a strip mall. Then next to them were crummy shacks and out houses fitting the bayou.
"So do we even have any money for food here?" Heckapoo 2 asked.
"Actually the guy who sold the car said I could have whatever is in the glove box but you can have it." Marco responded.
Heckapoo 2 slid off the roof to go check it out. After a few moments she came back in hand with a handgun and some gold coins. Making Marco think that the wolverine might have mugged Mario the plumber before he pawned off the evidence to him.
Heckapoo 1 smiled, "Good they use gold as the currency here. That makes things easier."
"Plus we can sell the gun for sum chow time." She was feeling giddy at the notion.
One trip to the pawnshop later...
Heckapoo 2 was jingling the bag of coins in hand while Marco groaned, "Why would you ask that?"
"What I was just playing." giggled Heckapoo 1.
"Asking him how much he would pay for me is not cool man."
"But at least now we know your worth more than a new car. Plus think of it as something good."
"How?!"
"Your basically a expensive purse fleshbag." She then joggled Marco a bit on her back.
Heckapoo 2 turned to her, "Hey that place look good?"
"Yep and it's a inn too perfect choice as always."
"Hope they have a dinner special."
They passed through the front double doors into what looked like a old west saloon. Styled up with some fake moss, green paint, and stuffed chickens with antlers.
"Welcome, how many are dining tonight?" Asked a grey elderly mouse woman behind a podium.
"Two adults and one infant." Heckapoo 1 smiled.
"Oh come on!"
"See wines like one too." Heckapoo 2 added.
The lady chuckled at the trio before leading them to their table. Sitting them at a wooden square table with Marco sitting next to 1 and 2 staring across the table at him half eye lidded.
"Okay sooo besides the surprise kidnapping. What do I need to do to get out of this situation? I said I was sorry and I have been very cooperative, so are we even yet?" He asked.
"Nope." 2 replied.
The waitress came by and handed them their menus and was polite enough to leave Marco's open for him.
"Thank you, also save me." He whispered to her.
"Sorry not my job." She replied.
The girls snickered at him before placing a order for some drinks.
"Before you go can ask you a question?" 1 asked.
"Sure."
"Are you related to the ma'am at the front by chance?"
Though the waitress was another mouse working at the same place and just happened to be the same fur color. She felt that it was a no brainer that there was some sort of connection.
"Well yes we are, this is a family made and maintain establishment." She beamed with pride.
Both of the Heckapoo's groaned when she left.
"What?" He asked.
"Family owned business is what." 2 grumbled before 1 took over.
"Are always cursed in some way. Like how they always go under cause of debt to a bank or criminal group run by some dude or girl with mommy issues."
Then 2 came back in with, "Or my favorite, they stay a float by doing some pagan like ritual in this place's culture. But it could be something like they are bound by a divine paradox reincarnation set timeline where they are uncontrollably doing some stupid shit over and over again in the family tree and as a result it locks it in as rule of nature never to be broken."
"Like it's family tradition to always spit in your food or family tradition to marry the first person that can beat you in a fight. Which ends up being them getting the desired result every time but never caring that it's the same damn thing meatbag." 1 finished.
"Uh I just hope it's not spitting in my food... And can we talk about something that isn't revolting before we eat?" Marco blinked.
The waitress placed their drinks on the table and left after telling them their food will be ready soon.
"I bet this place gets hit by a natural disaster of some kind though." 2 whispered.
Marco nervously spoke up, "Anyway let's change the subject from destroying peoples livelihoods to maybe I don't know the weather, hobbies or where you two have been."
"Since you asked, I was actually bumming around on a plane of existence where you traded literally everything with coconuts." 1 started.
"How did that go." he asked.
"Pretty well, first I told everyone I traded with that they were stupid, then they got mad, and everything went a little blurry, and I woke up a queen."
2 popped in, "Sounds like the start to our weekend."
Marco just gulped.
"Sir I think we bit off more than we can chew here." Number 7 reported.
The Captain stood up and told him, "Stay on course petty officer, it's too soon to be heading back now after we made it this far."
"Well I wish my time was just as eventful because I was stuck here with nothing to do but fish." She added.
"That sounds interesting. How did it go?" Marco asked.
"Freaking no where til I was messaged that if I see you, I was to drag the nearest clone into this dirt hole to train your tight ass in life lesson number one. Don't fuck with me." She ended.
"We wouldn't be here if I didn't apparently."
Heckapoo 1 joined with, "See he can be taught."
Marco stuck his tongue out at her seeing as it was the only thing he could do before he asked what he really wanted to say, "So the way I see it are we a item now?"
"I believe you already have that in the bag." 2 said before high-fiving 1 over the table.
"Ha ha! But I'm being serous here, before I almost did the full nasty in the pasty we had a similar conversation about where we stood in a relationship."
"Oh ya I remember now! You there and I was naked-" 1 started before he cut her off.
"Don't just blurt that out in public are you crazy!"
Heckapoo 2 deadpanned, "We thought you were."
"Back on track where do we stand?" He huffed.
They both looked at each other seriously before looking back at Marco and Heckapoo 1 answered, "You'll find out later."
"Thats-" Marco was cut off as the groups food was placed on the table. Heckapoo 2 getting a fully loaded catfish po' boy with a side of fries while Heckapoo 1 went for platter of shrimp scampi spaghetti. While Marco didn't know what to order as he was from another dimension, he thought that the food wouldn't be cooked like it was back home so he had regretfully ordered soup.
The two Heckapoos smiled at him as they ate their meals at a leisurely pace while he couldn't lift a finger to even eat his own meal. Driving him crazy as they both found a way to loudly smack as they chewed their food.
"Hate you both so much right now." He growled.
They smiled at his pain for the rest of the meal before they started taking turns spoon feeding him like a actual baby. Then waitress came back giving them their receipt.
"Do you know who we could talk to about getting a room here?" 1 asked.
The mouse lady groaned, "That would be my brother, Jeff. I'll let him know you are interested right away."
As she left Marco looked over at 1, "Did that feel off to you or just me?"
"Their siblings so it makes since they don't get along." As she finished a smiling white rabbit boy plopped down on the empty chair right next to Heckapoo 2. Wearing a dirty white t-shirt, blue jeans, flip flops, black sunglasses and the creepiest smile they ever seen.
He pulled out a notepad and quickly said, "So I hear you'd like a room here? I can set you ladies up with one of our small rooms that has one bed but no bathroom for twenty pieces of gold. No, then maybe you'd like the tier above that one? A room with one large bed with a bathroom but has busted air conditioning for forty-five pieces of gold. Though you gals look like you'd enjoy only the best so thats why I'm telling you yes I'm telling you about the top tier room of this fine establishment. Where you get two beds, working bathroom, and a working AC to the coolest space on this side of the wet forest you ever did feel I tell ya! Yes sirree!"
"Shut up." The Heckapoos said in unison as Marco added in, "I'm not a girl."
"Whatever you say doll face, now which room can sign you up for one? Two? Or Five?"
The waitress appeared behind the rabbit and slapped him on the back of the head, "Stop lying Jeff, the air conditioning is fine in all our rooms."
"Oh come on Jezabel don't you know the lingo? We should only sell the top shelf sister!" He added.
She rolled her eyes at him before ignoring Jeff's rant about doing a better sales pitch when she addressed their guests, "As you may have heard our small rooms are twenty, regular is forty-five, and the largest one is seventy-five a night."
"We'll take the regular for just tonight if you don't mind." Heckapoo 2 replied.
Jeff the rabbit began scribbling away on his notepad in response, "May I ask for your names or would you like me to make some up?"
"Marco, Heckapoo and Hpoo is fine." He answered which was followed by Heckapoo 1 turning his face towards her.
"And which one of us is that again?" She menacingly glared.
"You'll find out later." As soon as he said that she tipped Marco over causing him to fall off his chair. His cocoon rolled against him in such a way that he found himself face-planting the surface much to his distaste.
"I can show you to your room now if you like?" Jeff nervously voiced at a normal pace when he looked at the demoness.
After picking Marco up from the floor for the second time today, they were led upstairs to the room. Then Heckapoo 1 shut the door on Jeff's face as soon as the rabbit held out his hand expecting a tip.
"Worst, service, ever."
"Soooo." Marco spoke up.
"What?" 2 asked.
"Can I get out of this thing?"
She placed him up on the bed. "Wait until we are done taking a bath and we'll get back to you on that."
For the next couple hours Marco stared off into the distance bored til he felt one of them jump onto the bed jostling him a bit. The other one came in wearing nothing but a bath towel and told him, "Okay time to get him out of that thing."
Marco felt relieved until he found himself in his underwear with his wrists and ankles tied to the bed's posts as the girls snickered at him. "Not what I meant."
"But this makes it easier." said Heckapoo 2 wearing the towel while Heckapoo 1 was in a orange night gown.
"Ya can't wait to see you pull a riding crop or a whip from a portal and take turns, Oh why the hell am I giving you ideas now?" he retorted.
They chuckled at his joke because they both did discuss that very thing in the tub. Though Marco didn't need to know that.
"Well you did inspire us about one thing tonight." 1 smiled as she leaned over the right side of his chest from where she sat on the bed.
2 leaned in from his left now and whispered, "You are not allowed to sleep til we are done."
And with that she removed her towel and kissed him passionately. Then after a couple of heated moments she pulled back enjoying the sight of his head trying to follow her but was restrained by his tied down arms.
"Also if you want know where we stand in this affair you won't pull deny me from anything like that again. Understand?" Eyeing Marco as he lowered his head back on the pillow. He silently nodded at her, looking pensive as his brown eyes stared deeply back into her orange and yellow one.
The quiet mood was then interrupted with him gasping out a, "Oofmph!"
Heckapoo 1 had hopped onto his waist while gently feeling her way up his torso, "These could use some more work."
"Give it some time I'm sure we can get him a hard pack of abs before he is even done with blowing out all the flames." 2 retorted.
"To hell with blowing out all of them. I'm going to find the real you and go home as soon as possible!"
Heckapoo 1 laughed as she laid down on his chest, gently rubbing the bite mark the last clone left below his neck. "With your luck I doubt it."
Marco could feel her body through the night gown as the soft fabric did little to prevent his lower member from stirring when she her figure was so close. Proving to gain her attention as she felt it raise below her. She pulled her hand back from the bruised mark to between their bodies. Rubbing his cock through the fabric as she leaned over to Heckapoo 2 and began making out with herself.
Their tongues went to work on the other as Marco little out a relaxed sigh at the view. Then 2 pushed Heckapoo 1 back into a straddling position over his waist while she sat her rear on his vacant chest. Giving him full view of her plump round ass. She then pulled 1's night gown off of her dropping it to the floor before she started planting sweet kisses down her clone sister's neck.
Til she finally started to suck and lick 1's breast causing her to squeak at the sudden touch. Meanwhile Marco shut his eyes and tried to control his breathing at the weight on his chest. Heckapoo 2 leaning off of him to pleasure 1 gave him room but what was making the blood rush to his 'head' was the fact that 1 had pulled out his erected appendage and was stroking it diligently.
Even through the suckling of 2 she had gripped his warm length in her hands. Caught up in the motions of jerking his cock to it's full extent putting her train of thought into one of ritual descent. That the further she got him to thrust in her grasp the sweeter her own release would be when she took it in. Before long Heckapoo 2 broke away from 1's chest leaving her twin content as 1 be can licking Marco's cock.
He moaned at the returning sensation of her wet tongue against his tip. While 2 moved her hips over Marco's face, she began to lightly nudge his shoulders with her knees in the new position. Making him open his eyes to view how wet she was getting from below. Gently she lowered her pussy to his mouth and he whetted it in anticipation.
"Glad to see... You can use that tong-oohh... for somethi-aahh! Fuck iiiiitttt..." She had given up on the witty remarks as he worked up and down her slit. Then he reinvented the kiss she had given him back at the castle by licking with the tip of his tongue on her clit. Making her release a slight wail at what he had accomplished. Til something changed about how he was treating her as his playful damp adjunct suddenly started to push back and forth out of her. Marco pumped his mouth into Heckapoo 2 by lapping at her sweet spot vigorously.
The change in pace was brought on by Heckapoo 1 who had been busy sucking his dick. Preparing herself for his large release this time around as she worked on him. Snaking her hand down to her black laced panties indulging her desires. Damn she wish she was just naked right now like 2, why did she get dress before she left the tub? With all her own self gratifying teasing on her own moist entrance she seldom the thought of just ripping the fabric off her but tonight she wasn't going to let it stop her. Pulling the lingerie so hard in front of her that it gave a tight squeeze to her ass before it snapped off into her hand.
She clinched it hand she felt Marco's cock throb in her mouth taking note that he would be coming soon. Meanwhile Heckapoo 2 was in a daze as she reached her limit, biting her bottom lip as she was pushed to the edge her climax. Then all at once Marco and her both came at the same time. Expelling another mouth full into Heckapoo 1 as he let out a muffled moan at his own pleasure. Next to Heckapoo 2's own release on top of him, forcing him to slightly choke up on her fluids.
She moved away from Marco's head to 1's and shared a deep kiss tasting his seed her twin's sweet little mouth. After the brief of time spent wrapping their tongues around the other and feeling the heat radiate off themselves Heckapoo 1 gripped his cock once more in her hands. Feeling the slick surface rise up in girth as it recovered from the earlier blowjob. She smiled at the fact that she was finally going to get what she wanted at last.
Standing up on her knees she aligned herself over his rod. Then she dropped done on his cock, feeling it smash into her walls.
"F-Fuck..." Marco and Heckapoo 1 moaned together.
2 started kissing 1's neck as she rode the boy like a mechanical bull. Gyrating her hips forward as his cock pressed her insides in such away she waled at the ecstasy bubbling up inside her. Adding even more to her heated fuck-fest when Heckapoo 2 bit into her. She loved the mix of pain and pleasure so much that she had pushed herself to the edge almost at the beginning.
Forcing her to climax as Marco wasn't even close to his yet. Though he let out a slight moan as she tightened up on him during her release. Gasping for air as she felt her first afterglow of the night.
"My turn." Heckapoo 2 grinned as she helped 1 get off of his cock.
1 laid her head on Marco's left tied up arm and nuzzled over to give him a kiss. Wanting him to feel her gratitude for still being ready for 2's turn. His breathing got felt heavy in her mouth as she glanced back to see 2 going about her business in reverse cowgirl fashion. Enjoying the show as her cheeks showed off her evenly paced pumping. Watching them jiggle ever so slightly from the recoil of her descent.
Marco was feeling his breaking point now when she picked up the pace and Heckapoo 1 saw it. She wanted him to last just a bit longer so she thought up a way to take his mind off her double. She dragged one of her nails across his chest leaving a nasty red scratch mark on him.
"Ow! Damn it I don't like that."
She kissed him on the forehead and whispered, "Exactly."
Heckapoo 2 hissed in some air as she felt that she would erupt again at any second now. Marco felt the same way and at that moment he pushed his hips up into her pussy as she was about come down.
"AAaaaaahhhh..." They moaned as they came at the same time releasing liquids, seed, essence, frustration, and pleasure all upon themselves.
2 spread her arms out as she fell back on Marco's torso with a satisfied grin on her face met by his erupt, "Oommphh!" when her head dropped down on him.
They basked in the afterglow in silence til Heckapoo 1 said, "Ready for round two?"
His eyes shot open, "What!?"
"Like I said your not allowed to sleep til were done."
Morning
Marco woke up as the sun beamed through the room's window. He felt like drained and like shit after only getting a couple of hours of sleep. He felt Heckapoo 2 rub her face into his neck to hide her face from the sun. The flame above her head magically moved out of the way of where she slept. Good thing too, you'd hate to be tied to a burning mattress though looking at the flickering light you hold back the urge to blow it out. After all if this was going to be a thing for a while or forever you hold back for her sake.
Heckapoo 1 was look at him silently as he smiled back at her whispering, "Good morning."
"I wish it was night. HEY WAKE UP!" She shouted at 2.
She poked her face out from his side glaring at her. "Good night." She replied before settling back in.
1 slapped Heckapoo 2's ass causing her to yip straight up from her spot. "We can rest when we tell him."
He looked back at them both as they looked down at him from both sides.
"So ya." 1 began.
"Ya?" Marco repeated.
2 jumped in, "We would like it if we could do this a bit more often?"
"So does that mean. We are a -um. Thing?" He asked.
"For now I guess but we'll see how this plays out but in the end I hope it was as fun you as it was for me."
"And me." 1 added.
"So are you gonna untie me no-" Both of the Heckapoos put a finger over his mouth silencing him. Then they smiled wickedly as they came to the same idea last night when he was passed out after their twelfth turnabout. They both kissed him on the cheek gently and then.
*POOF*
The clones had blown out their own flames. Leaving Marco a bit sad, but then he realized who was going to free him?
"OH! SON OF A BITC-!"
Meanwhile
Heckapoo was sitting at another regulatory scheduled Magic High Commission listening about another small anomaly effecting Omnitraxus space that he can't locate. About to blow him off as she wasn't in the mood to look up and down the place for some clown fooling around with the space time continuum for like the thousandth time this year.
Really did the universe have a quota for how many idiots had to make everyone's lives more miserable or was it just her keeping count? Then as began to ask, both the clones she had sent to take care of fleshwad had their memories pop into her head.
"YES!" She exclaimed, a little too high pitched.
"Okay heres a map for where to look and take care now." He quickly pushed a old parchment into her hands as she was about to protest. Before she could take it back he had already left instantly.
Her last thoughts being, fuck.
Author's Confession: Hello and thank you for reading the story so far. I just wanted to say thanks for all the support as this is probably my most successful story on this site to date. I was planning to post earlier but it kind of dragged past the 4,000 word mark I was aiming for. That aside this is a confession and here it is. I will be posting more of this but not on a weekly bases, I'm easily distracted by life and shiny things. Also I meant to hit complete after chapter 1 but I had a little bit of a time constraint to prove I'm not a robot and forgot to click it again upon posting.
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Episode 2: Payback Twofold