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The TRUE Story Of Ninja Gaiden II Chapter II

"Orange haired ho!" "Blonde haired bitch!" "Auburn piece of shit!" "Golden hag!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Ayane yelled at the both of them. They both froze, due to Ayane's itimidation. "Look, do you want to join us on our adventure, or not?" Ayane hissed. They both raised their hands. "Alright then. Now...I think we lost trail..." Ayane muttered. Hayate looked at his map. "Yep..." He whispered. Everyone stayed silent. "Hayate, where did you get that map?" Ryu asked. "Mapquest." Hayate answered. "...Fuck." They both said at the same time. "Well, at any rate, we might be able to run into something." Ayane tried not to cut her own head off.

After much arguing, cursing, fighting, and forgetting, they all ran into a KFC in the middle of the forest.

"Who the hell puts a KFC in the middle of the forest?" Ayane asked. "..." Kasumi raised her hand. "Wait, so your telling me that you built a KFC in the middle of a forest?" Ayane asked. "Well, yeah! I needed money anyways, and you guys kicked me out so I couldn't open it in your village." Kasumi explained. "And how many people knew this?" Rachel asked. Ryu raised his hand. "Ryu?!" Hayate yelled in confusion. "Well hey! Who said I didn't take strolls out of the village?" Ryu explained. Everyone stared at him, with there jaws dropped down.

In the KFC...

"Can somebody please tell me what are we doing here?" Ayane asked. "Well, I don't know, but this chicken is damn good." Hayate complimented. "Nii-san, don't talk with your mouthful." Kasumi warned. "...Okay." Hayate gave in. "Can we please get out of here?" Rachel asked, in a rather threatening voice.

Back on the trail...

"Dammit! We've been walking around for hours, but no signs of lif-" Ayane was cut off, by Ryu turning her head over to village. "...Score." She stared at the village. It was named Urmotheritis. "Who the hell names a village Urmotheritis?" Hayate started to get angry when he figured out he had a new village to compete with. "Ha ha! I get it now! Ur-Mother-Ritis!" Kasumi yelled playfully. "What does that mean?" Rachel asked. "I think it means you actually think your mother jokes are funny. Hence why it's called Ur-Mother-Ritis." Ryu explained. They all started walking towards the village. What they didn't know however, was that the village was invaded by Black Spider Clan ninjas.

In the village...

They stopped in their tracks when a Black Spider Ninja dropped from the sky. "Ah...Ryu Hayabusa and the Wonder Squad." He insulted. Ayane started to have a PMS. "WONDER SQUAD?! DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT YOU CAN TREAT ME LIKE A SIDE CHARACTER AND GET AWAY WITH IT?!" She yelled. "Yeah." The Black Spider Ninja laughed. More Black Spider Clan ninja jumped out of the sky, landing behind him. "...Dickwads..." Ayane pulled out her katana, running towards the Black Spider Ninja. She cut through one, swinging her blade in order to get her katana out of the ninja, and then cutting another one. One jumped towards Ayane with a explosive bomb. She sidestepped, and then it landed on another Black Spider Ninja, causing it to explode. Blood was flying everywhere. Two Black Spider Clan ninjas ran towards her, as she jumped into the air. They both stabbed each other as she dodged, and landed on their heads. She ran towards the last one, cutting through his stomach and kicking him down on the ground. "Uh Ayane...why not take a rest?" Hayate suggested. "Good idea." Ayane walked into a random house. "It isn't pretty when she has a PM-" "Get the fuck out of here!" Ayane's voice called out, as she threw the house owners through the window.