A/N: I found a random word generator :3
Random Word: Discovery
~Squee~
"Light-kun," L began in his classic monotone. "I have discovered something about you."
"For the last time, I'm not Kira!" Light glared at the detective.
"Oddly enough, Light-kun, I was not implying that you were. However, as seeming that at me is your first reaction to announced news regarding you, the chance of you being Kira has risen by two percent."
Light threw an apple core at Ryuzaki.
"Make that five percent."
It took a lot of Light's willpower not to strangle the black-haired man before him with the chain connected to their wrists. The main reason for not doing so being that he didn't feel like listening to L's last words raising his Kira percentage.
"As I was attempting to say before Kira-kun interrupted me-"
"I'm not Kira!"
"See, there you go again interrupting me, Kira-kun. Another three percent." Ryuzaki ignored Light's irritated eye-twitching and continued on. "I was going to say that I have discovered that Light-kun does not like Miss Amane at all. And I have a theory on the reason why."
Light twitched again. "Oh please, Ryuzaki, enlighten me with your theories on the possibility that I do not like my girlfriend rather than attempt to get work done on the Kira case."
"Why certainly, Light-kun. My theory for the reason you are not in love with Miss Amane as you claim to be is simply because I believe that Light-kun is gay." L said bluntly.
Light just stared at the man for a moment. "What?"
"I said, I believe that Light-kun does not like his girlfriend because he is gay. Are you hard of hearing, Light-kun?"
"And why exactly do you think I'm gay?" Light glared at Ryuzaki, raising his Kira percentage, and also the percent of Light smothering the man with a pillow.
"Well, one reason is what he announced last night."
Light looked at Ryuzaki with a puzzled expression. "What are you talking about?"
"Remember when I woke you up at 3am?"
"What does you waking me up because you had to go get cake have to do with this?"
"Patience, Light-kun. As I was saying, right before I woke you, I heard you say something along the lines of 'no…go away Misa…I don't like you…or people like you…I like guys…Now go away…"
Light twitched for the third time in the past few minutes. "And why exactly do you think I was talking about you?"
"I never said I did, Light-kun. Are you saying that it is in fact true that you are not only homosexual, but that you like me?"
"Oh, shut up, Ryuzaki."
"I'll take that as a yes."
"I hate you."
"I love you too, Light-kun."
At that moment Light was unsure if Ryuzaki was being sarcastic or not, as his main goal at the moment was to gather enough self control as to not strangle the cake-loving man with the infamous metal chain.