A/N:
Bow down to me.
I'm 13.
And… j00 are not!
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It's been forever since I talked to that sexy little hoe, Kisa.
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Maybe I should phone her up.
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"Yo, Kisa,"
"IS THAT YOU UNCLE HARU?"
"Yes. Your Uncle wont hurt you any longer,"
"...L33TS H4V3 SM3KKKKZ"
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Rin rammed her head into my region.
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I think she might have eleven!11! toes.
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"SUCK MY BALLS WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE."
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Her mouth was sticky.
So I called Kyo to tell him.
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"Hello?"
"Guess what!"
"Haru?"
"Yep! I have some news!"
"…Go on, ya damn cow,"
"RIN'S MOUTH IS STICKY."
"And?"
"Is yours?"
"(hangs up)"
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Must be.
What a shame.
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Uh-oh.
I went Blacksie's in class.
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Smashed some windows.
Destroyed some desks.
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Hell yeah.
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Then stupid rat face came and ruined it all.
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"Hey, Haru."
"(AKITO GLARE)"
"What are you doing?"
"I'M SMASHING STUFF. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?"
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Maybe Yuki needs glasses.
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How unattractive.
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"Why though?"
"Her mouth was sticky,"
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The manga lies.
I don't say, "She dumped me,"
I say, "Her mouth was sticky,"
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Thought ya might like to know the truth.
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"Not many people care,"
"Hatori, please. Only you don't care,"
"No, I don't think Kureno does either,"
"…PISS OFF!"
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Stupid seahorse.
Needs a proper zodiac form.
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"Tohru!"
"Yes, Hatsuharu?"
"THAT'S NOT MY NAME DAMMIT!"
"What is it, then?"
"…Collins,"
"LIAR! That's my imaginary friends name! Just because I called you that!"
"Go away Kyo!"
"(does so)"
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Tohru then proceeded to beg me to tell her what my real name is.
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"Ya really wanna know?"
"Yes, of course!"
"Yo Mumma."
"…"
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When I grow up I wanna pony.
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I'll ride her all day long.
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"I take offence to that!"
"Piss off!"
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Stupid Rin.
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Horse girl.
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A/N:
Yep.
Next chapter: "Off with Hatori's Emotions and My Pants"