Chapter 2: The First Gym
Ash: Hmmm…that was pointless.
Oak: Indubitably.
Ash: What the b-e-e-p
Oak: JUST GO!
Ash: Ok, come on picky
Ash tries to put picky in his poke-ball and picky swallows the whole ball.
Ash: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR!!!!!!!
Pickpocketchu: Picky Pick Pocket Chu Chu Pocket Pick Pick.
Translation: I hungry.
Ash starts his journey to The Forest That Seemingly Goes on Forever but Eventually Ends.
Ash: This is so stupid.
Misty is watching and stalking Ash in the bushes.
Misty: I agree
Ash: Who the heck are you?
Misty: I'm Misty, your biggest fan
Ash: I haven't done anything yet.
Misty: Ya, but you do nothing so well.
Ash: Uh…uh, I got to go.
Noiantk: No, no, you ask her to come with you Ash.
Ash: Want to come with me.
Misty: Yaaaaayyyy.
Ash: Settle down.
Misty: OK
Ash and Misty walk through the forest and are about to find their way out (that was short) when Team Crazy attacks.
Jessie: To give the world devastation.
James: To kill all people in our nation.
Jessie: To tell about the good of truth and love.
Jessie: James.
James: Jessie
Jessie: Surrender now or prepare to run.
Meowth: Woof.
James: That's right.
While this is going on picky takes their pants and what little money they have.
Jessie: Give us our pants, money and that pokemon.
Ash: No.
Misty: Go Ash!!!
Jessie: Darn it, he found our weakness.
James: This isn't over yet ya darn, dirty kids
Who's that pokemon? Meow. It's arcanine. Meow.
Misty: Who can do the best, Ash!
Ash: Shut up Misty. On to the first gym.
Ash and misty go through a wal…
Noiantk: Just go to the gym!!! NOW BEFORE I…hey were did those 2 go?
Misty: I wish I had a gym.
Noiantk: You do, but not yet.
Our heroes then walk into the gym, stepping into a maze of…a strait line.
Ash: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THIS IS TO CHALLANGING I THINK MY BRAIN MIGHT EXPLODE FROM THE INTENSITY…
Misty: Ash walk forward to face your opponent.
Ash: I knew that all along.
Brock: I am Brock the Putter Gym Leader. Who are you.
Misty: He's Ash, WAHOO GO ASH!!!
Brock: Who's peppy girl over there.
Ash: She is Misty.
Brock: Ah yes, The Viridian Gym Leader.
Misty: I own a gym. 0.0
Noiantk: Now you own a gym ;)
Brock: Um…lets begin.
Two seconds later.
Score board: Ash you have just been owned.
Ash: We never battled.
Brock: My gym, my rules.
Brock then leaves the arena.
Ash: Ok Pickpocketchu go get that gym badge.
Pickpocketchu takes10 minutes to finally get the badge.
Ash: Wow its taken him a long time, I hope the badge is OK.
Pickpocketchu finally comes back with a…a…
Ash: A BALONI SANDWICH. GO AND GET THE REAL BADGE.
Picky: Picky Pick.
Translation: That is the real badge you moron or are you to cocky to realize it?
Chapter 2 Thus ends