A/N: This pairing. Just. I love it a lot okay. Enjoy another pesterlog. I plan for there to be a few more of these, then a face-to-face encounter.


Rehabilitation; Curiosity

- apocalypseArisen [AA] began trollingfeatheryAsshole [FA]-

AA: hello

FA: i still have no idea who the hell you are

FA: all i know is that youre a troll

FA: a girl troll because all the guys are obnoxious pricks

FA: youre also not the leet speaking troll who alpha dave runs around with

AA: look at that

AA: it seems the choices of who i could be have been narrowed down to five possibilities

AA: i wouldnt call that having no idea

FA: doesnt matter

FA: i still dont know who you are

AA: so why dont you ask?

AA: or why didnt you ask jade?

FA: didnt matter

FA: all you did was insult my handle and call me a liar

AA: ill introduce myself then!

AA: i am aradia megido

AA: the maid of time

FA: dave strider

FA: former knight of time

AA: former?

FA: alpha dave already has that covered

FA: its not like i have any special god tier powers anyway

FA: just magical bullshit i get from being a sprite

FA: which has nothing to do with my title or aspect

AA: why would that take away your knight of time status?

FA: i just answered that question

AA: being a sprite doesnt take away your title

AA: and there can be more than one knight of time

AA: players with the same aspect and title might be a rare occurence but it isnt unheard of

FA: fine

FA: im dave strider and im the knight of time

FA: does that make you happy?

AA: no

FA: why the fuck not

AA: because you dont seem to believe what im telling you

AA: youre shrugging it off as if it doesnt bother you

FA: let me guess

FA: you think it does bother me

AA: yes

FA: why would you ever think that

AA: im not sure

AA: i dont know much about you except for the glimpses ive seen through doomed timelines

AA: you always looked

AA: depressed

FA: those are doomed timelines

FA: this is the alpha timeline remember?

AA: i know

AA: however you should never disregard the content of a doomed timeline

AA: you can learn a surprising amount by watching them

FA: why are you talking to me?

AA: ill allow you to change the subject this time but dont expect to get away with it from here on out

AA: im talking to you because in those brief glimpses i was wondering what reason you could possibly have for being sad

FA: really

AA: yes

AA: then i spoke with jade briefly and told me as much as my visions had

AA: and i began to become curious

AA: on the surface youre flippant and nonchalant

AA: but theres this constant undertone of bitterness and hatred

AA: im curious as to why its there

AA: and why you seem intent on hating yourself

AA: it doesnt add up

FA: i dont hate myself

FA: i dont hate anything

FA: i have problems with other people but i dont hate them

AA: i can feel the bitterness underneath that orange text

AA: if i was terezi i would be able to taste it

FA: why are you making this up?

FA: i am perfectly fine the way i am right now

FA: i dont need you to come in and ruin it

AA: an illusion of happiness isnt happiness

AA: it doesnt even feel like happiness

FA: how the hell would you know

AA: youd be surprised

AA: you have no idea what my history holds

AA: now im wondering what happened in yours

- apocalypseArisen [AA] ceased trolling featheryAsshole [FA] -

FA: seriously?

FA: you cant just leave like that

FA: bitch

FA: whatever

FA: im not chasing after you little miss know it all