Me: Hey! This is the beginning of what I hope will be my best story ever! It is based off of a game me and my best friend would play. It is my favorite game we have ever played!
GA: Well. You seem excited.
Me: Well. You know how to ruin a good moment.
GA: Well. I'm not the one who was provoking Buried Alive.
Me: You're asking for it...!
GA: And I'm not the one who made an innocent Emolga the bad guy in every Snivy and Oshawott fanfic.
Me: You asked for this!
(I rip the border between the Distortion World and our world and fling Ghost Animation in.)
Me: Good riddance. I don't own Pokémon.
"The battle between the Masked Mystery and Princess Pika will now begin!"
Amethyst heard Strike's voice echo from the tower. It was a peaceful day in the Pokémon Kingdom, and today were the Battle Competitions. Right now, the Champion, Princess Pika, was battling a residential Keldeo who called himself the Masked Mystory. His real name is Dash. He was simply wearing a fancy mask. How did it look? That's up to your imagination.
Princess Pika wasn't only the Champion, she was also the ruler of this kingdom. Her mate, named Jay (I'm going to have a lot of fics where the Pikachu is named Jay) was cheering from the sidelines. Princess Pika, who's real name is just Princess, had a magic crown that Amethyst's sister, a Shiny Espeon named Jade, had made. It provided her with un-Pikachuish powers. She had amazing strength, for one, and she could use Psychic. Her crown made her barely inside the rules.
Anyway, the battle began. Dash began with a poorly made Focus Blast, easily doged by Princess. "Thunderbolt!" She shouted. Dash got a hard hit to the face. He yelped, before shouting a loud, "Secret Sword." His horn was enveloped in an orange aura and grew to three times its size. Princess's eyes flickered with doubt for a minute.
"Kick his butt, Princess!" Came a loud cheer from the audience of cheering Pokémon. Amethyst rolled her eyes. Jay could go a little crazy when it came to cheering his mate. Keldeo swung his head, clashing his sword into Princess's side.
"Bolt Strike!" Princess cried confidently. Dash's eyes widened in fear as she began discharging electricity around her.
Princess finished building up electricity and began charging. Dash stood frozen in place, like the deer he was. Princess had a confident smirk on her face as she ran. She jumped and slammed the bigger Pokémon square in the chest. Once he recoiled, she doubled back before doing a quick and simple recharge. Racing back to the still recoiled and now paralyzed Dash, Princess got him again on the side and leg. Keldeo cried out as he as flung in the air. "Psychic!" Princess shouted. The jewel on her crown and her eyes glowed as she moved her hand to slam Dash into the ground again and again. With one final movement of her hand, she practically threw him into the wall. He whimpered in pain before sliding into the ground.
"Dash is unable to battle! Champion Princess keeps her title!"
The crowd went into a frenzy. Whoops and cheers filled the castle battlefield. Amethyst went down to congratulate Princess.
"Hey, Princess. Congrats." Amethyst said as she nuzzled her friend. "Nice run out there. When did you learn Bolt Strike? I thought only Zekroms could use it!"
Princess laughed. "Blame the crown, my electric powers, and your sister. Jade made the crown, I wear it, combine the power of the crown with my powers, and it leads me to be able to learn Bolt Strike."
Amethyst nuzzled her friend again. "Okay. I'm gonna grab something to eat. Can I check on Frostbound first?"
"Yeah, that'd be great. He needs to be checked on."
"Thanks, Princess. I'll let Soul know you sent me."
Amethyst made her way to the stairs of the castle. She made her way under the broad arch, her paws moving silently across the stone floor. Reaching the top, she nodded to Soul, a Gogoat and the prison guard, and made her way to the food storage. Amethyst quickly ran up the spiraling stairs into the Food Tower. Following her nose in the dark, she found her favorite Berries, Nanab Berries. Suddenly, her nose picked up an extremely unfamiliar smell. Male, it was musty, smelling of the county, with traces of hay and stone. It was an outsider, for sure, but what was it doing in their food storage?
Amethyst followed her nose until the smell was very strong. She felt a scarf tickle her nose. Quickly backing away to make sure she didn't sneeze, she adjusted her eyes to the darkness. Amethyst could barely make out the shape of the intruder, but she did see large ears, tail, and... gray fur?
It was a Minnchino.
"Hey! You! What are you doing here in our food storage?" Amethyst yelled, breaking the serene silence. The Minnchino turned, and jumped in surprise. But then, it faced the wall and whipped his scarf with unearthly strength. He created a hole in the wall. Grabbing a random bag of food, he jumped out. Amethyst followed. Landing on her feet, she chased after him.
"Hey!" She shouted. "What are you doing? Give that food back!" She lunged and caught the Minnchino in a running tackle. She pinned him down so he couldn't get away.
"What are you doing with that food?!" Amethyst hissed. The Minnchino sighed.
"I was just trying to help my village." His voice was scratchy, as if he hadn't used it in a very long time. "My hometown is starving; there are too many Pokémon living there for such a small town. I travel, stealing food to feed my hometown."
Amethyst kept her grip tight, but relaxed a bit. "Fine. But I'll still have to turn you in to Princess."
Minnchino stiffened. "No! I cannot! If you tell your ruler, it will be the end! I won't be able to feed my home!"
"Hang on. Princess is nice. If you convince her, she'll help you feed your town, perhaps move your village to the edge of ours. You just need to be nice."
Minnchino relaxed. "Take me to your castle. I wish to meet this Princess. She sounds like an interesting fellow."
Amethyst released her grip. Surprisingly, Minnchino didn't run away. "Oh, by the way, my name is Lione."
Amethyst nodded without turning to look at him. She channeled strength into her hind limbs, and jumped over a boulder. She raced off. Obviously using Quick Attack, Lione raced in front. Soon enough, they were at the castle door. Amethyst skidded into a stop, but Lione was still charging. There was a loud clang as his head bashed into the door. Amethyst saw Ember's head turn. Ember was the castle guard.
"Halt!" Ember grunted. "Who goes there?!"
Amethyst stepped forward. "I wish to take him to Princess. I caught him stealing food."
Ember nodded. She went to the crank and opened the thick metal gate. Amethyst entered the castle's main room, living room if you wish.
"First, Lione, we are going to Ivy and Kalo to take a look on the bump on your head."
Lione nodded drowsily. The bump on his head was making him slightly confused.
Amethyst lead him to a small room. In the small room, rows of bottles filled with various herbs lined the shelves on the walls. Kalo was at a large bowl, mixing herbs. Ivy was walking out of a separate room filled with patients.
Okay, with all these crazy mentions, you must be getting confused. Time for a history lesson. For you. About the Pokémon Kingdom.
Once upon a time, the Pokémon Kingdom was actually a small tribe of Pokémon. One day, a Pikachu arrived, but his story is another story for another time. Anyway, the tribe had to leave. They left the place they lived in and traveled far and wide. Many were injured, half of the mortals were killed or injured. Then they found this castle. Old, abandoned, covered in moss and ivy, they cleaned it up and made it their home. Princess and her mate, Jay, who was the Pikachu who came there, became rulers, though Jay stepped down to let Princess rule alone later on. The rest is history.
Lione looked dizzily around the medicine den, admiring the strange smells. He approached a nice smelling leaf.
"Lione, that's-" Amethyst tried to tell him to get away, because that was the supply of Pokémint, the only cure for pneumonia, but was cut off by Kalo getting huge like in the anime, holding a very large needle that read A.I.D.S, and shouted, "GET AWAY FROM THERE!"
Poor Lione flapped his arms like an injured Pidgey, and ran behind Amethyst. A voice sounded behind Kalo.
"Now, Kalo, you've scared him quite enough." But Kalo was already at the entrance to the Sick Den, shouting to Spook, who had pulmonary oedema, was trying to escape. Kalo had his signature A.I.D.S needle, saying, "GET BACK IN THERE!"
Ivy shook her head. "He and his trusty A.I.D.S needle. Don't want to be injected with that."
(I'm obsessed with that joke now. I saw a picture of James from team rocket holding an A.I.D.S needle. It was funny.)
Lione shook his head furiously.
"Okay, what did you come here for?" Ivy asked.
Amethyst pushed Lione in front of Ivy. He rubbed the bump on his head.
"I rammed into your castle doors." Lione said. "And thank Arceus I'm not dizzy anymore. That Pichu and the AIDS needle put me in a fight-or-flight status."
Ivy nodded, taking careful mental notes. "Kalo, stop tormenting poor Spook and get me an ice pack."
Kalo shot a last glare at Spook. If looks could kill, Kalo would've killed Spook and buried him, then dug him up and cloned him, than killed Spook's clones. He totted over to an ice box and pulled out an some ice cubes. Then, he wrapped them in moss, and gave it to Lione. Lione took it with a quick "thank you" and put it on his head.
Amethyst said thanks to Ivy. "Should he stay here for a while, until swelling goes down? He begged me to see Princess."
Ivy nodded. "Yes, he will. Go find something useful to do."
Amethyst nodded. She decided to go visit Frostbound, who was in prison for something he didn't do. When he was a young Eevee along with Jade ad Amethyst, he freed an evil Pikachu, who tricked Frostbound into freeing him because he was very young, and therefor, very easy to fool. They got him back, but the evil Pikachu died soon after. Frostbound remained a prisoner for as long as anyone could remember.
Amethyst trotted up the stone stairs, her paws making soft thudding sounds on the mossy floor. Soul was asleep, proof at how bad a guard he was. She went right past him, and looked for the keys for Frostbound's prison. Of course, they were hanging from Soul's horn. Slipping them off, she grabbed they key to his prison.
Frostbound's ears pricked at the sound of his door open. He turned his head to see Amethyst. He smiled and ran to her.
"Amethyst!" he rasped. "It's so good to see you again, my love." Frostbound embraced Amethyst. Amethyst noticed how pitifully thin he was. She could see every rib jutting out from him. Frostbound was once the fastest runner amongst everyone, now he was so weak he could hardly stand.
Amethyst nuzzled her sweetheart. She and Frostbound had a secret relationship since he evolved into a Glaceon. That outing, shortly after Amethyst evolved, to go see the Ice Rock. Frostbound had confessed, and Amethyst felt the same.
"Frostbound, I have something to tell you," Amethyst said. Frostbound tipped his head to one side. "What?" He said.
Amethyst took a deep breath. "Frostbound, I'm expecting kits."
Me: Dun dun duuuuuunn! Happy Suspense Day! I had to cut scene, this chapter was getting waaaaaaaay too long. Yeah, I'm evil. XD
GA: That wasn't suspenseful. That was a very bad cliffhanger.
Hoopa: I like cliffhangers!
Me: That's nice. Review-
Volcanion: Review please, no flames, or I shall burn you!