Author's note: Well, another instalment of my Slytherin tribute. Pansy and Draco. Oh the sarcasm.
Having a child in a pureblood family is really quite a feat. Couples need a boy and want a daughter to show off. Then there's the name. Stars, flowers and mythological names and creatures are your options. Then there are the parties and the gifts. Think that sounds easy? You're wrong. Imagine hundreds of people tromping through your beloved Manor. Some may not be pureblood. It's a horrific time having a child; especially if they grow up to be your perfect Slytherin. Then again maybe that's the point. Who knows? In the end, it's worth it.
Pansy Pansy! You will never believe it.
Probably not.
Have a guess.
Do I have to?
Yes, now guess.
You're the Minister for Magic? A werewolf?
No, better.
What?
My parents are having a baby girl. Bellatrix Iris Malfoy. Isn't it wonderful?
No.
What?
I said no, it's not wonderful.
Oh. Why?
Because Draco, it is 2 in the morning and I am trying to sleep.
Sorry. I forgot.
Draco, you forget to write a letter or finish homework, you don't forget that it's 2 in the morning and normal people are sleeping. You are just insensitive.
I am no such thing.
Which is why you have yanked the covers off my bed, opened my window and yelled at me. Couldn't this have waited until after breakfast?
No of course not.
Or at least until morning?
Technically it is morning.
Shut up Draco. Go back to bed. Now!
Fine fine, I'm going.
Not fast enough you're not. Wait, did you say Bellatrix?
Yes.
Like your aunt?
Yes.
Is that wise?
Probably not but we need people to fear us still, it's how being a Malfoy works.
Right. You can go now.
I'm not a house elf. You can't dismiss me.
Yes I can, especially at 2 in the morning. I'll see you at breakfast.
Gosh you're miserable this morning.
…………….
Pansy? Pansy?
Draco take a hint and go.
What are you doing?
Ignoring you.
Why?
OOOOH, I hate you Malfoy.
Gosh I'm kidding. I'll go.
Good.
Pansy?
What now?
It's a long way to the Black/Malfoy, Black/Lestrange suite.
It's next door.
Exactly.
Fine you can sleep here. No not in the bad, on the floor Malfoy. What would your parents say?
They can't criticise.
Floor Malfoy.
o.k. Night then.
Night, see you tomorrow.
It is tomorrow.
Shut up and sleep.
Night.
Oh and Draco.
Yes?
Congratulations.
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