In the mid-summer's eve, on a cool night, Godzilla was finishing off a train depot (Mmmm yummy, trains) when out of nowhere a weird, egg shaped spacecraft appeared in the air. Quickly, Godzilla went over to investigate. (Translation provide by Evil Monster Translation Service)
"I say, who are you chaps?" Godzilla enquired, "Mind the Eiffel Tower, you hear?"
"We are the Yawnillians, a culture much more denounced than your own", the dorky, awkward voice replied, "We have come to eat all of your potatoes and steal your supply of Super Uber Spicy Bean Burritos!"
"Nooooooo!" screamed Godzilla, "That's how I get my Atomic Breath! (Oops! I let out my secret)"
"Well then," they quipped, as they stole the factory, "I guess Earth is in trouble!"
With saying, the aliens took off. Godzilla, of course, immediately tried to shoot them down with his Atomic Breath. He huffed and he puffed but he could not blow the ship down.
"Drat, whatever shall I do?" he asked himself, "I suppose I shall return home."
Thinking of a solution, he went to his teleport machine at the bottom of the ocean and used it to go back to his planet. Because he lost, he felt quite dejected and depressed.
"Gojilla, I'm home!" he cried, quiet literally, "But don't make any dinner yet"
"Oh sorry, I already did" she walked in with a plate of lasagna, "I used my Atomic Breath on high heat"
"Cool," he replied, "But I just got beat in battle"
Gojilla dropped the plate. It shattered. Softly she started to speak.
"But, how?" she timidly inquired, "Who?"
Godzilla sighed.
"It was an evil race of aliens calling themselves the Yawnillians" he explained, "The stole all of the Super Uber Spicy Bean Burritos on Earth"
"No, they couldn't have" she said, aghast, "Whatever shall we do?"
"I know someone that can help" he revealed, "Yes, my old enemy, Mothra!"