The narrator rolled out of bed, wiping the sleepies from his eyes, scratching his ass and heading to the bathroom to shower and brush his hair and teeth. "Hm hm mark it up, hmm hmm mark it up dum dum dum dum mark it up." He sang obnoxiously, washing his shoulder length black hair. He took some alcohol and began to clean his double pierced ears. The average person would say 'damn teenagers and their rock and roll music with their piercings.' A Repo fan, though, would say 'damn, that boy tries too hard to look like Pavi Largo, maybe drop five pounds, fatty, Pavi doesn't have muffin tops out of his tight leather pants…heh…' At any rate, the narrator dressed, made a cup of coffee and sat down at his computer to write the next chapter of his fan fiction.

On the streets of Agrabah, a cloaked figure walked among the various stands and vendors. As the figure walked, people kept trying to sell him things with flattery and ass kissing, but he would have none of it, particularly because he'd run away with no cash. However as he walked, he noticed a child staring at a cart of apples. "Are-a you hungry?" he asked. He immediately regretted if because the kid started talking about how he hadn't eaten in weeks and his whole family had starved to death and he was the last one alive. To shut him up, Pavi grabbed an apple and gave it to the kid. "Will-a you shut up now?" He asked, looking annoyed. The kid nodded happily and skipped off with his apple.

"Hey! You didn't pay for that." The vendor snarled.

"Uh…yeah…sorry about-a that. I'll borrow some money from-a my papa, Rotti Largo." Pavi replied.

"." The vendor glared, grabbing Pavi's wrist and hefting a knife to cut off his hand.

"Oh shit!" Pavi gasped. "Somebody help-a!"

Graves saw what was going on and was so struck by how uniquely beautiful Pavi was that he just had to help despite Shilo's protests. "Hey now, no need for this to get violent." He said smoothly, prying the guy's hand from Pavi's wrist.

"This guy says he knows Rotti Largo." The vendor said.

"He doesn't. This guy is my brother, he's a schizophrenic and Rotti Largo is the name of one of the voices in his head." Graverobber sighed. "Tragic, really."

"Hey! That's-a not true!" Pavi gasped, offended.

"Play along" Graverobber whispered, elbowing Pavi in the ribs.

"Oh! Yes-a, buon giorno, Rotti Largo!" Pavi said, staring into space.

"Come on, brother, time to take your medicines." Graverobber grabbed Pavi by the shoulders and steered him towards safety. Shilo in the mean time had nicked several items from vendors, forcing Graves, Pavi and herself to have to run away from angry shop keepers.

Meanwhile, Luigi was up to something dastardly. He had convinced Rotti to give him some mystic gem with which he could spy on people and find his diamond in the rough and wouldn't you know it, who should appear on his crystal ball but Graverobber, helping Pavi climb over some rooftops towards his apartment. At that moment the image faltered because Amber got stuck in between two turning gears, making the machine stop working, she was flung across the room and slammed into a wall as Luigi chuckled. "Well, we'll just have Nathan Wallace bring in our 'diamond in the rough.'" Luigi smirked as he summoned Nathan to his secret….evil…office…tower…thingumie.

Meanwhile Graverobber was helping Pavi up a ladder to his apartment. Once they were up the ladder, Pavi tripped and fell forward into Graverobber's arms. The two blushed and looked at each other for a minute and what Disney parody would be complete with out the obligatory love at first sight scene. Shilo, channeling the audience's reaction to the mushy moment, feigned vomiting over the side of the building.

'My God, he's beautiful.' Graverobber thought. 'Okay, it IS a bit unsettling that he's wearing a woman's face over his own, but hey, I like that kind of kinky stuff.'

'He's so handsome I think I just came.' Pavi's internal monologue said.

"Er…anyway, you're new to the streets, aren't you?" Graves asked.

"Yes-a…"

"You kind of stand out."

"Is-a it that obvious?"

"Yes, but in a good way." Graves smiled warmly, setting down a plank for Pavi to walk across.

Pavi, however, took a running start and leapt across to where Graves stood. Graves grinned, Pavi truly was amazing. Finally they arrived at Graves' apartment. "Wow, you live-a here all-a by yourself and no one bosses you around-a?" Pavi breathed in amazement.

"Yup, just me and Shilo." Graverobber said, petting the monkey's head. Shilo folded her arms across her chest and frowned. She did not like being the monkey.

"It must-a be amazing." Pavi smiled.

"Not as amazing as living there." Graves sighed, pointing out the window at the palace. "Imagine living there, being rich."

"Oh yes-a, where people always tell-a you what to do and-a how to act-a." Pavi rolled his eyes. "You just-a…"

"Feel so…"

"Trapped." They both said.

"Er…so, where's your home?" Graves asked.

"I dunno…" Pavi shrugged. "I just-a ran off and now I'm-a lost, not that I'd-a go back anyway."

"There you are!" A familiar voice yelled as Nathan Wallace stormed into the apartment.

"He's after me! Wait, he's after you?" Pavi and Graves looked at each other.

"Do you trust me?" Graves asked.

'My God, he's handsome.' Pavi grinned vacantly.

"I'll take your vacant stare as a yes." Graves said, grabbing Pavi and jumping out of the building. Shilo hid under the bed, not that anyone would arrest a monkey even if she didn't.

Finally, Nathan caught up with then and grabbed Graves. "Hey! Let-a him go!" Pavi shouted.

"Stay out of this, whore." Nathan shoved Pavi to the ground.

"Don't-a call me a whore! It's-a me, you idiot!" Pavi removed the head scarf he'd been wearing.

"Pavi! I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you" Nathan gasped. "But I can't release him, Luigi ordered me to take him captive, you'll have to talk to him about it."

"Oh, I will-a." Pavi's eyes narrowed dangerously.

Next scene!

Luigi tried to sneak out of his evil lab when suddenly he bumped into Pavi. "Oh, hey, slut." He greeted Pavi. "What can I do for you today?"

"You can-a tell me why you had-a that man imprisoned and set-a him free!" Pavi glared.

"Sorry, I'm afraid he's been Repo'd." Luigi smirked.

"What!? Why?" Pavi gasped.

"Kidnapping you." Luigi replied. "Did he hurt you at all?"
"He didn't kidnap-a me! I ran-a away!" Pavi glared.

"Oh well, sucks to be him." Luigi laughed.

Pavi ran off in tears.

"Well, all things considered, he took that well." Amber said, perching on Luigi's shoulder.

Meanwhile, Graves sat in a dungeon chained to a wall, whistling to himself. He was trying to stave off the depression at finding out that he was in love with the prince…ss…of Agrabah. "Motherfucker." He sighed, shaking his head. "That was pretty poor judgment on my part…" When suddenly he heard monkey noises above his head. Shilo climbed down the roof and into the room where she began to pick the locks on Graves' cuffs after making it very clear that she never wanted him to see Pavi again.

"Don't worry; he's a prince…ss… I'll never see his…hot…sexy…beautiful….body ever again." Graves hung his head. "Bloody fuck, just kill me now."

Shilo patted his back sympathetically after finishing undoing the handcuffs.

"Hey, if you had a fuckload of money, Pavi would probably be begging to be your bitch." An old crackling voice chuckled from the other side of the dungeon.

"Who's there? Show yourself…" Graverobber's eyes narrowed.