Orochimaru tailors-
"Hello, my dears.
* Orochimaru strokes pampered cats*
* "Would you like imported clothing, made from the essence of the last Uchiha?"
*fangirls scream*
"Well, look no further, here is the latest fashions!
" *Three mannequins appear*
"Childish lover," *A pink open chested clothing is showcased provocatively strewn on a crumpled bed as Sasuke models it for fans everywhere*
*Orochimaru dabs his nose as blood spurts from the source.*
"Crimson lover," *Tatuya portrays a red silk robe, sprawled on a bed of needles conjured by a genjutsu. *
*Manly screams puncture the air*
"And the original, Sasuke's finest!" *Kabuto is lying on a bed of fresh blood, the original stained. *
*Horrified screams pierces the air as the camera man flees the scene*
*IN the background*
"GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU UGLY LAPDOG!"
"I thought you loved me, Orchimaru-sama!"
"You're creepy."