BAMM I'm back! DID YA MISS ME?
No seriously lavender brown is a bimbo god it's like talking to an article out of DOLLY!Hermione is bossy. I swear one more word out of her!
"So do you play the guitar?" Hermione asks looking at my case.
"Ahh Yeh."
"Go on then play us something." She is smirking right now like she's trying to prove I don't actually play. You know what I don't feel like it I'm tired and I have to go get my books from the owlery where ever that is.
"Make me"
"I knew it you don't' play you just try and look cool." Cool! this girl uses the word cool! That's it I'm not using it anymore.
"No I just don't feel like it."
"Poser." Okay screw being tired NO BODY calls me a poser. Think of it as my tweak like Marty McFly in back to the future no body calls him chicken!
I Launch into Smells like Teen Spirit then do a greenday before ending with good old ACDC.
"Now if you don't mind please move then hell out of my way Hermione before I punch you I need to get to the Owlery."
"D-d-o you want some help?"
"No." Call me a poser!
Un-friggen believable the staircases actually move I thought that was thrown in for kicks!
"OW! Son of a -."
"Oh I'm so sorry."
"Nah s'okay. Hey do you know where the owlery is?"
"Oh yeah just to the right."
"Ta"
"OI watch where you're walking next time NEW GIRL!" what is everyone here schizophrenic?
Owlery smells, the Great Hall isn't Great enough it is so cramped and I hate it here!
The only good thing was not only did McGonagall send for books she got me a care package! 3 pairs of jeans, 2 pairs of shorts, singlets, undies, deodorant, gold etc.
"So….any questions on your teachers?" Ron asks at least he's being friendly
How do I word this? I know what the teachers are like but they don't know I know what the teachers are like. Well I may as well let them bitch about a teacher I know they want to...
"Ahh Snape what's the deal with him?"
Harry looks up "Snape is psychotic."
"More like her hates you mate." Ron adds
"HA! I know what feeling."
"Oh really what teacher hates you?" HATE POTTER! WHAT HE'S THE ONLY PERSONE WHO IS ALLOWD TO NOT GET ALONG WITH TEACHERS? How DARE he patronise me!
I launch into every detail just to shut him up and finish just as we get to our first class…potions.
"Okay good morning class today we are going to……………….." AND he's lost me already. Man this guy isn't to good. Wait he's writing gibberish on the board OH MAN everything is so clear now I wonder if he even knows I'm not magic? Maybe I should tell him?
"Excuse me young lady?" No maybe he's on the ball.
"The young lady in the back row with the black hair chewing gum?" I think he is on the ball.
"Yes." I answer
"Could you please explain your uniform?" No we lost him.
I sigh.
"I'm wearing a grey skirt white shirt and tie sir"
"Your skirt is all frayed. Your shirt covered by a jacket hoddie actually your tie is around your head your shoes are………"
"Flats"
"Your shoes are flats! How is that uniform?"
"It's not I guess, its statement."
"And what statement would that be?" Well I may as well tell him in a memorable way.
"I don't belong here SIR. I'm a NORMAL HUMAN! Who got poofed here by a computer!"
Cue whispers followed by awkward silence and people staring.
"Wait you mean" FINALLY SOMEONE SPEAKS!
"You're a muggle with no magic in you?" Oh crap its Malfoy.
"SHUT UP MALFOY LEAVE HER ALONE SHE'S JUST A DEFENLESS KID OKAY!" Harry Harry Harry your mouth is better shut!
"Oh sod off Potter I'm sick of your pretentious crap I don't want your"protecting" okay? So go play the hero to someone who cares!" Okay harsh but he's been belittling me ever since I got here!
Malfoy smirks "Ooooh Muggles got bite."
"Muggles also got a mean left hook say one more word and you'll find out just how mean."
Malfoy looks at me for a minute.
"MUG-GLE" I WAREDN HIM!
My fist his face is all I felt then him hitting the ground is all I heard.
"Bitch" He gets up and goes to retaliate
I duck dodge he gets me I get him. He's a good puncher and doesn't go for the cheap easy shots which are good. This goes on until we get pulled apart.
Now surprise surprise Potters gotten up to shove Malfoy yup he has to get involved even when it doesn't concern him.
"ENOUGH! Mr. Malfoy Mr.Potter and Miss…?"
This is my chance to have my real name.
"Dusking I'm Charlie Dusking"
"You three will serve detention with me tonight 7:00 pm sharp and now you will go to the headmaster's office!" Potter looks worried so dose Malfoy. Me honestly like I care I won't be here soon. I'm the exchange student with no school to represent I can be as bad as they like with out getting chucked out. Good because I was getting close at my own school.