Lord Bravery was out patrolling the city of London, looking through a pair of binoculars, when Squire Determination came with a cup of tea in his hand.

"Here's your tea, Senor." said Squire Determination.

"Thank you, Squire Determination." said Lord Bravery.

Lord Bravery took the cup, sipped from it, and then spit it out.

"This is chamomile! I asked for Earl Grey!" shouted Lord Bravery.

"But Senor, the lady, she say it make you calm." said Squire Determination.

"I don't need to be calm; I need to be alert." said Lord Bravery.

"Si! I sorry!" said Squire Determination.

"It's alright. It's your first day on the job; I won't hold you accountable." sighed Lord Bravery.

It was at that moment, an alarm from a bank sounded.

"Ah. A robbery." said Lord Bravery, "Come along, Squire Determination."

Lord Bravery flew down to the bank just as the robber was about to escape. Lord Bravery grabbed the robber by the collar.

"Feel the swift justice of Lady Britannia!"

Lord Bravery punched the robber and Squire Determination tied him up with a rope.

"Good work, Squire Determination." said Lord Bravery before handing him a cellphone, "Now I need you to call 911 and alert the police."

"Nueve?" asked the Squire Determination.

"Nueve nueve." said Lord Bravery.

"Oh! Noventa y nueve!" said Squire Determination.

"No! Nueve nueve nueve!" said Lord Bravery.

"Oh! Si!"

Squire Determination pressed 999 on the cellphone and was greeted by an operator.

"Hello, operator here. What's your 999 emergency?" asked the operator.

"Que?" asked Squire Determination.

"GIVE ME THAT!" said Lord Bravery as he took the cellphone away from Squire Determination and started talking on it, "Yes, this is Lord Bravery. My sidekick and I have just stopped a robbery at the bank."

Lord Bravery then spotted Squire Determination loosening the rope around the robber.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"

"Sorry Senor. He was getting uncomfortable." said Squire Determination.

"YOU DON'T LOOSEN A ROPE TIED AROUND THE BAD GUY YOU-"

"Hey, were you about to use a xenophobic slur?" asked the robber.

"No, I wasn't about to use a xenophobic slur, I was just trying to stifle my frustration." said Lord Bravery.

"Sounds like something a xenophobe would say." said the robber.

"I'M NOT A XENOPHOBE!"

At that moment, the police came and handcuffed Lord Bravery

"You're under arrest for attempting to make xenophobic slurs." said the police officer.

"What?! When did THAT become law?" asked Lord Bravery.

"So you admit you're a xenophobe." said the police officer.

"I AM NOT!" said Lord Bravery.

"Tell it to the judge." said the police officer.