Hi guys! I'm back with another chappie! Sorry for not updating sooner but here ya go!

Note: Sakura will be paired up with almost everyone in this story, but not to worry, this will mostly be a GaaSaku! XD

WARNING: Contains OOCness. Bwahaha! super OOC Neji! don't like, don't read. NOT AN OTP! I repeat: NOT A FREAKIN' OTP!! (OTP - One True Pairing)

DISCLAIMER: I do not own naruto or any other thing that I might have mentioned here, I do however own Sakura's cookies! YESH! Thatsh right I own something betch!


Chapter two: My Precious...

"I'm gonna give mom a peice of my mind once I get some fucking reception here!" Sakura scowled at her cell phone, it was black and had a red keypad, she was still sitting up front but Sasuke decided to drive just in case they got into anymore fights.

"Hey Sasuke what's Konoha high like?" Sakura knew what it was like because she read the brochure but she wanted to know what the students were like.

"Basically no girls, students: pervs." Sasuke was very direct, no beating around the bush, no confusing words for anyone, well at least anyone he didn't care about... yet.

Sakura felt she was doomed, done for, dead, well you get the point. "Shit. Why me?!. Mom you are so not getting a birthday present for this." "Isn't that being a little to harsh on your mom?" "Isn't this harsh enough? She sends me to an all guys boarding school and tells me nothing, basically ending my whole existence." "Whatever. Still too harsh."

Sakura took out a bag of cookies from her pocket, she chose the snowman-shaped cookie and bit it's head off, she was really pissed, usually, she would save the snowman cookies from getting eaten.

-Flashback-

5 year-old Sakura sat on "Santa's" lap slowly being lulled to sleep by the music, "Sakura! Want some cookies honey?"

Sakura was wide awake when she heard the word cookies and ran to the kitchen where her mom was getting the tray out of the oven, "Snowman-shaped cookies! Enough for all of us." Sakura's mom smiled and was about to eat one, but, "No mom don't," Sakura tried to take the cookie from her mom, "Please don't eat Mr. Snowman!"

Sakura's mom smiled, "Don't worry honey, I'll make new cookies for everyone, you give those snowmen a home!" Sakura nodded and ran to the cupboard, took out a plastic container with a lid and ran to her room, humming the tune of "Frosty the snowman".

-End flashback-

"Sakura, wake up!" Sakura woke up to a grinning blonde shaking her by the shoulders, "Wake up Sakura, we're here!"

Sakura was staring at a large hotel-like building which had a sign on the door that said, "Konoha High Dormrooms", "So this is where I'll be living for the rest of the year huh?"

Sakura picked up her bags but was stopped by Neji, "I'll carry them for you sweet thang!"

Sakura looked at Neji who had a stupid grin on his face, "I'm not a wimp, baka, I'm perfectly capa-" Before she could finish her sentence Neji already went through the doors.

Sakura stared at the doors, then at the rest of the guys, "Did he just call me sweet thang?"

They shrugged, grabbed their bags tied to the roof, and went into the building.

"What room will you be staying in Sakura?" Naruto asked with a grin as wide as his face.

"They said my room number was, uhm.. room 213." Sakura said having a good look at the lobby.

Gaara looked like he was about to faint, he was going to share a room with possibly, the most deranged girl he ever met, it was quite a turn-on for him though, he liked crazy people.

"What's wrong Gaara? You look paler than usual." Sasuke said.

"He can't be paler than usual he's as pale as he can get!" Naruto grinned.

"Y-you're my roommate?" Gaara managed to say.

"You?! The grumpiest redhead of the year? I have to share a room with you?!" Sakura needed to punch someone right now, not only did she have to go to an all guys school but she also had to share a room with Mr. McGrumpyGuy himself!"Why do these things always happen to me?" "Wow, hot rommate!" "Shut up and stop invading my mind with your perverseness!" Sakura rolled her eyes.

"WAAAAH!" Neji cried, "You are so lucky Gaara!"

Gaara gave Neji a death glare, making him shut the fuck up, "Fine. What room are you guys staying in?"

"Looks like we're all on the same floor guys!" Naruto flashed a wide grin with his signature squinty-eyes. "My roommate is Sasuke," insert frustrated sigh from Sasuke here, "room 214, how about you guys?"

Kiba stared at the piece of paper in his hands, "Aw man.. looks like I'm bunking with your brother Sasuke, please tell him not to kill me... room 216 by the way."

"I think I'm living with.. Huh? Who's Sasori? Must be new... Room 215."

"Now where have I heard that name before... Do you remember freakishly weird and annoying voice in my head?" "Hey! What's up with the hurtful names huh? And he was your sparring partner during martial arts class when you were 8 remember? You kicked his ass real hard and he started crying like crazy!" "Oh, now I remember, thanks, freaky voice!" "Humph."

"Sasori huh? Nice name." Sakura smirked. "This is gonna be one fun year."

"Well, What are you guys waiting for? Let's go!" Sakura grabbed Gaara's and Naruto's hands since they were the nearest and led them to the elevator while the others followed.

"So, Where to guys?" Naruto asked, pointing to the buttons on the keypad.

"13th floor." Sasuke said looking at the paintings hanging on the wall.

"Awesome! My favorite number!" Sakura grinned.

"So, Sakura-chan's favorite number is thirteen huh? Maybe I can use that to my advantage... Heh heh heh.." Neji smirked at the thought.

Once the door opened, everyone immediately got out of the crammed elevator and started looking for their rooms.

"So room 213 huh?" Sakura started walking down the long hall, the guys following her.

After a few minutes of walking and talking, they found their dorm rooms, had an agreement to meet at at the lobby after an hour, then meet up at the cafeteria, and give Sakura a tour of their enormous school.

-with Kiba and Itachi-

Kiba entered the room slowly, half-expecting some sort of ambush, "Hello? Itachi, are you there? Hel- Gah!"

Kiba looked behind him to see why he had tripped, only to see a drooling Itachi murmuring some words he couldn't hear, "Aw man this is gonna look great on the internet..." The brunette snickered, taking a picture of Itachi using his phone.

"Mrph... Die die die! rrrgghh..." The raven muttered, making gestures with his hands, stabbing his invisible prey, and earning an anime sweatdrop from a mischievous Kiba. After that, Kiba snuck past the sleeping teen with ninja stealth, unpacked and headed out.

-With Sasuke and Naruto-

"Don't touch anything." Sasuke said with a firm tone.

"You're such a killjoy Sasuke, what's the fun in seeing cool stuff when you can't touch them?" Naruto said, that annoying tone still in his voice even after he started puberty.

Sasuke stared at Naruto, obviously annoyed, "You don't ever change do you dobe?"

Sasuke and Naruto have been best friends since kindergarten and have always treated each other like brothers, but the raven changed ever since he and his brother were orphaned when he was seven and Itachi was thirteen, a phone call came one day when Itachi and Sasuke were at home waiting to give their parents a big welcome when they arrived from their vacation, their sitter had answered the phone call from a police asking for Uchiha Itachi-san, their sitter willingly gave the phone to Itachi and the police told him that his parents were in a car crash and were currently in the hospital, so he quickly got Sasuke on his bike and they rode to the hospital, never looking back to see their baby-sitter's reaction.

Sasuke could still remember it all, Naruto patting his shoulder trying to calm him down while he buried his damp face into the his mother's deathbed, Itachi trying so hard not to break down and cry beside his little brother, distracting himself by punching the walls until he bruised his knuckles, trying to drain all the anger and the pain. Their father still fighting for his life in another room somewhere in the hospital. It all seemed so sad...

But Naruto, his best friend helped him get through that hard experience, telling him that it was okay, that he had felt the same way when his psrents died and that he would also cry if he didn't stop. Eventually, Sasuke stopped crying, a nurse treated Itachi's bruised hands and they went home.

"Hey Naruto?" Sasuke looked at the ever so hyper Uzumaki Naruto.

"Yes Killjoy-san?" Naruto grinned.

"Hate to admit it but... You're a great friend." Sasuke smiled, not something he'd usually do, but he smiled!

Naruto was stunned, Sasuke was never this nice to him especially when he teased the raven, "Uh.. Thanks?"

Sasuke chuckled then said, "Race you to the cafeteria!"

"Hey! No fair!" Naruto ran off trying to catch up with Sasuke.

-With Sasori and Neji-

"What the hell is that?" Sasori pointed to a huge poster of icha-icha paradise.

"Huh? Oh, it's my favorite poster. Why?" Neji asked unpacking all of his "educational" books.

"I don't want it in my room. Take it down." Sasori said with no emotion whatsoever.

"Ok fine, but you're gonna regret it..." Neji said, hoping that he would change his mind.

"Why would I regret something so pointless?" The redhead said firmly, still no apparent emotion in his voice.

"This guy is kinda scary... Maybe I shouldn't try to make him mad..." Neji said, a bit weirded out by the emotionless teen.

"Well gonna head out now.. See ya!" Neji quickly ran out of the room and to the cafeteria.

Sasori tilted his head to the side, "Weird kid..."

-With Gaara and Sakura-

"Cookies?" Gaara asked, pointing to the growing mountain of boxes of "Grandma's Best Cookies".

"Yep, my obsession. I just love them!" Saskura turned around with an armful of boxes of cookies "Woah!"

As if rehearsed, Gaara dived down on the floor fast enough to break Sakura's fall, Saskura opened her eyes and was met with Gaara's. Their faces only inches apart. They both blushed and Sakura stood up and offered Gaara her hand to help him up.

"Uh.. Uhm... Sorry... Hehe..." Sakura said still blushing.

"Hn." Gaara walked to the door and Sakura followed.

-10 minutes later-

Sakura searched the cafeteria for Naruto and the others, finally spotting them she and Gaara squeezed through the suprised crowd that saw Sakura.

"Whew! Thought we'd never get through that... So what's for lu- *sniff sniff* Cookie senses tingling! Who has cookies?" Sakura said with a wide grin on her face jumping up and down, causing her... um... boobs to bounce.

All of the guys had nosebleeds especially, the ever so perverted Neji-kun! "Boobies! Agh! No! Must resist.. must fight.." Neji thought his right eye twitching a bit.

"Uhm... I have a cookie.." Naruto said. "And could you please stop jumping so Neji won't pass out?"

"Gah! Gimme! My precious..." Sakura said biting the cookie and smiling!

"Okay..." Gaara said.


YOSH! I have finished another chapter! Sorry about the freakin' long wait! Gomen! Gomen! Gomen!