This chapter features uncut and extender lines. Just something special for you guys.
This doesn't count as the actually battle, so read chapter one for the real deal
Hetalia's Britain extended rap verse, don't ask...
Listening to you 3 rap is nothing but a mere tragedy
The Brit's here to make you bow down like I'm your majesty
Ash, you were way too young to start being a Pokemon trainer.
I'll beat you like Tyson, Harrison and a million other strangers!
You're a carbon copy of Red from the original games
That I wouldn't even touch, because they're THAT lame!
Goku or Kakarrot, your blonde hair won't take you very far.
You're old fashioned, don't bother with your Kamehameha!
And Sailor Moon, you're 14, too young to be a hero, young lady,
You'd probably quit after this verse, because you're a crybaby!
I have the Axis & Allies to seal your Sailor friend's fates.
You're a wimp? No wonder Mamoru left for the United States!
I have my black magic, come battle me if you all dare!
I'll break you all like Russia does to Thomas Busby's Chair!
Oh thinking of giving up? Well, you best do so quickly.
Because the three of you are more annoying than Italy!
- Britain verse done -
Death the Kid verse uncut! Changed because I gone over board with the O.C.D. jokes, that they might be offensive. You've been warned, really sorry guys. ...
I admite it, I have O.C.D. Problem guys?
I think I'm on LSD watching you Guys!
Sailor Moon, keep your Yuri to yourself, OK?
Oh Goku, you're going to form into DK?
Thinking about it, Ash you have O.C.D, too!
Why is catch in them all so cool?
And Britain, nobody has even heard of Hetalia
This O.C.D. just won! Tried to warn ya!
- Death the Kid verse end - What I tell you? Sorry once again! Did you catch what I did with Death's rap? Here's a hint, each line has eight words! I'll tell you later, but first here's Sailor Moon's rough draft.
Sailor Moon- Rough Draft
Ash you are just a pervert!
Tonight you're sleeping in the dirt!
Also what even makes you a hero?
Your just a big fat zero! - (She also tried "Your chances of winning is close to zero!"
Your about to be beaten by the moon.
Your lyrics make you sound more like a lune!
I'm all beauty, your no brains!
No one to help break off your chains!
- Sailor Moon Rough Draft end -
Yeah, lot of problems with her rap, so she changed it.
Back to Death the Kid, I made his lines have eight words each in 8 lines. Eight is his favorite letter, because it's symmetrical both ways you cut it. Just a little inside joke. I would say this is over, but I have a deleted rapper for you guys!
Welcome Naruto, whose lyrics didn't rhyme and broke the flow of battle. Just read...
Naruto- deathleader
Hey there all Naruto in the house... Look over there, Salor Moon and all friends.
Ash , your more hash.
Goku, I'm a smoke you.
Little Moony you so silly and filly.
you call what you face Demons, you aint seen true Demons yet little girl hows a taste.
Now I let mate Kyuubi tell what A True Demon is. (Transforms into his ninetail form!)
YAAA Now I am Free I CAN KILL ALL HUMANS, WILL ONE OF MY TAILS I WILL BRING DOWN A MOUNTEN TOP ON YOUR HOUSE AND you CAN"T STOP ME.
THE FORTH COULD ONLY SEAL ME AWAY. WHAT HOPE DO YOU HAVE SO FACE THE END!
-Naruto end -
The last two lines were in his ninetails form. You see what I mean? It broke the flow of the battle, sorry deathleader
