The commentary must go on, as Freddie Mercury would say…Poor Freddie *sigh* But now let's return to Imma Wizerd:

Chapter 2: hogwarts (I love the title...Not really)

AN: im jus ritin dis now becuz i gut a butload o insparashun (I'll give you a buttload of grammar books right away)

den i went 2 hagwats. (The place where the hags measure the electrical power in watts) dena nigga came out a no were an says (Oh, the anxiety is killing me…) "hey im harry potter". (oh shi-) i turned an said "u aint harry potter!11 (He's Daniel Radcliffe or what?) i saw him in da movis!" (Yo dawg, I heard you like breaking the fourth curtain, so I put a movie reference in the book so you can get mad while reading Imma Wizerd)

"i no but fo da audeance dey got a wite boi 2 play mi" (Ah, I see. The film producers feared the KKK. It all makes sense now)

"wat i said. (My reaction exactly)

"u herd mi" (Wow, what a long explanation)

"dem rassist ppl!"

i entred da big ol place were everabodi (Dear Lord, I miss Tara Gilesbie. At least the first chapters were spelled nicely) eatz an dey put da wiserd hat on mi hed (Now that was a fast beginning of the year) and it says "yo in ravenclaw" (Suuure)

"hey daz were i stay" (What the…Harry is in…How…B..but...Oh wait. This is Imma Wizerd, not your typical HP fanfic) sed harry potter. den we both went to da room togedder. wen we were dere we saw the dumbldoor. (You should know the difference between Dumbledore and a dumb old door. Not to mention…what is Dumbles doing in the Ravenclaw common room?) an he turnt 2 (3,4,5) mi an sez "welcum 2 skool distrect 7 (wateva dat meens). (So you don't even know what you're writing about in your own fanfic? Seems legit) im ur dumbledoor." (I imagine Snape introducing himself as "I'm your snape" or Voldie as "I'm your voldemort". Hey, I'm your fallenhero93!)

hairy turnd t mi an seys "dis is da dumbledoor of da entire skool." (Wow, you're so smart, Har...Pardon me, "Hairy". It's not like he introduced himself before or anything)

"hi mistr duumbledoor"

"yo can call mi alvin". (And the Chipmunks!)

"ok alvin"

"goodbi" he sed an raned out on hiz broomstik. (*mimicks Samuel L Jackson* English motherfucker, do you speak it? ... Well, apparently not)

"im sleepi" sed hairy potter ("Who is Hairy Potter?" said Harry Potter.)

"butt (Oh the malapropism...) its not even 12 o clock yet" i sed (You're so badass, staying awake till 12 o'clock)

"i no (spell good) but tomorow we hav skool an ill sho u all de pretti girlz (You're one horny 11 year old, aren't you?) an how to play bromstiks" (Reminds me of "deathsticks")

"sho" (Sulfur – Hydrogen – Oxygen :) Random chemistry outburst) i sed "do u lik 50 cent?" (I bet he prefers dollars instead, Benjamin Franklins if you know what I mean)

"do u lik soulja boi?" sed harry (I like Ville Valo, does that count? *gasp* I think I'm more infatuated with this guy than Tara was with Gerard Way, and that's a lot)

we were best frends. (Instant Friend – Just add Soulja Boy)