Dislcaimer: Nope, don't own Harry Potter, Ouran Host Club or any of those characters. Yet.
Haruhi walked right into an abandoned classroom to do some work. However, the room was not abandoned. In fact, it was filled with people. Handsome young wizard people. Haruhi gaped.
"Welcome to the Host Club!" they greeted her. Then two identical boys with messy red hair started complaining about her being a boy.
"Wait-what-?" she spluttered, but the blond one with deep blue eyes grabbed her and started speaking at her with a honey-like voice, using poetic terms that would grab any girl's interest. However, Haruhi was not any girl. And she was upset that he knew her name.
"Wait-how do you know my name?" she asked.
"Why, you're a muggle-born Hufflepuff who tops the test charts! You're famous! That's not normal, for a Hufflepuff, much less a muggle-born! You're a hero!" he crooned.
"What-"
"Yeah! A lot of the Ravenclaws in your year want to kill you cause you're so smart!" a little boy beamed, as he grabbed her arm.
Then, blondy started going on about her being openly gay.
"Openly what?" Haruhi asked, but the boy was already asking about which type of boy she liked, while sidling up to her with goo-goo eyes. He asked about the strong and silent type, to which he pointed to a tall, strong seventh-year with deep enigmatic eyes and a slightly scary disposition. He talked about the boy Lolita, pointing to the little blond boy. Mischievous-the ginger twins. The cool type-a lean black haired boy with a pleasant smile and slightly devious, 'how can I gain from you?' gray eyes.
Then blondy leaned in close and asked if she liked him. Flustered, thinking he was about to kiss her, or something, Haruhi packed up in fear. Right into a vase. Which fell and shattered.
"Now you've done it, Hufflepuff!" one of the twins said. "That vase-"
"Was for a bidding coming up. It's starting price-"
"Is eight million galleons!" they finished together.
"Eight-million-galleons?" Haruhi gasped in horror.
A/N: I'm sure you all know what happens next! Please read and review!
-Stepping on Leprechauns