"What can you tell us?"
"Well… Sasuke is a very healthy boy." Tsunade said, scratching her head, "He's got no injuries or health problems."
Hinata slumped visibly, "C-can you… fix me… Godaime-sama…?"
"I don't know how." Tsunade sighed, "As far as I can tell it's not a transformation technique. It's possible that it's a ninjutsu of some sort – no doubt forbidden. You are in Sasuke's body, Hinata-chan. I don't know much more than that…"
Sasuke's eyes looked in danger of drowning, "B-but this is just a superficial check." Tsunade continued before Hinata could begin wailing, "I'm sure we'll find out more when we do a complete check up."

"Don't worry." Neji murmured to his cousin, "I'll stay with you, okay? I'll stick by your side, Hinata-sama."
Hinata nodded Sasuke's raven-haired head and wiped Sasuke's glistening eyes, "O-okay… niichan…"
"No can do." Tsunade said, "Sorry, Neji-kun – you're due to accompany your team on a B-ranked mission. You can't just drop out."
"Can't you send someone in my place?" Neji asked.
"Nope – your Byakugan is specifically needed in this mission. Sorry."

"I'll stay with him." Naruto said, before laughing nervously when he saw the look of dismay on Sasuke's face, "Sorry, Hinata-chan, I meant, 'her'."
A muscle in Neji's face twitched, "N-no… maybe she should just stay at home…"
"Where she can be attacked by ninja who would think this is a plan of Sasuke's?" Tsunade asked, "Oh no, Hinata-chan is staying right here in this building where I can keep an eye on him-her!" Tsunade sighed, "Sorry."
Hinata shook her head, "I-its okay…"

"Naruto… you don't have any assigned missions. You can stay and keep an eye on Sa-uh, Hinata-chan!"
"Maybe someone else should stay with Hinata-sama." Neji insisted, "Like Haruno Sakura or Yamanaka Ino…"
"Good idea, genius." Naruto said, rolling his eyes, "Make Sasuke's biggest fans sit in a room with his body, yea, that sounds like a great way for Sas-uh, Hinata to get molested!"
"M-molested!?" Hinata shrieked, "I don't want to get molested!"
"No one is getting molested." Tsunade barked, smacking Naruto in the head, "Don't scare him-her, Blondie!"

"D-don't worry…" Hinata murmured, Sasuke's strong voice reduced to a stuttering, whispering mockery of itself, "N-neji-niichan… I… I'll stay with… N-naruto-kun…"
"Good! Then it's settled." Tsunade said, ignoring the bright red blush on Sasuke's face as Hinata glanced nervously at Naruto.
--

Sasuke eyed the panties with distaste.
He felt he needed a knowledge of getting them off someone elses body – not putting them onto his own.
Well, the body he was occupying anyway.

Karin had taken a roll of gauze and wrapped Hinata's chest tight enough for Sasuke to feel slightly dizzy, "Does it have to be so tight?" Sasuke asked.
"Yup." Karin nodded sagely, "With as much running as we do, you don't want those melons jiggling around, smacking you in the face – you could sustain brain-damage, getting knocked out like that. Or, you know, knock out a tooth. Plus – you don't want to go getting saggy – you gotta keep the ladies tight to keep gravity at bay."

Sasuke had felt that this was a disturbing conversation but he certainly learned something new.
He had no idea a woman could knock herself out with her own breasts.
It didn't seem likely with someone like Sakura who didn't seem to have much in the way of boobs but with Hinata's bounty, it sounded like it could happen.

After Sasuke dressed, Karin sat him down and brushed his – her­ – long hair.
"I feel like a little girl." Karin said as she began braiding his hair, "Like I've got my own doll."
Sasuke grunted, "Why are you braiding my hair?"
"You don't want it in your face, do you? No – you're not used to long hair getting all in your way." Karin explained, "It'll just be easier to wear it pulled back."
Sasuke stopped her before she could get the sparkly butterfly clips on.

By then, Suigetsu and Juugo had returned with breakfast, looking greatly disappointed at the loss of Sasuke's very open shirt.
"Can I put some makeup on you?" Karin asked after they ate breakfast, "Please?"
Sasuke glared at her, "No."
"Since it's not really your body, can I touch your boob?" Suigetsu asked.

Sasuke suppressed a shudder, "As long as I occupy this body, you are not to go within a mile of my boobs. And if anyone's hand gets precariously close, they'll pull back a bloody stump. Do you understand?"
Suigetsu's sneaky hand darted away from Sasuke.
Sasuke was glad Juugo was there. Sure, he peeped but when Sasuke was in the same room, he remained quiet and seemed content to just admire the view. At least someone was still relatively normal.
--

Hinata sat in a room, alone, with Uzumaki Naruto.
They were awaiting a team of doctors from the hospital and Tsunade.
Naruto couldn't keep his eyes off her face.
Correction – his face.
It was almost her dream-come-true except for the major fact that her body wasn't there to enjoy it.

Sasuke's body, however, seemed to want to take up the challenge.
Hinata had never thought about it but with as much as she liked Naruto, she obviously felt aroused towards him.
Her woman's body didn't react the same as Sasuke's very male body.
Hinata didn't realize what was happening, of course, because it was a completely new feeling to be sexually aroused in a man's body.
She felt funny, as her groin tightened when she looked at Naruto.

'Oh no… what's happening now…?'
Naruto, however, began to see evidence of Hinata's arousal.
"H-hinata…?" Naruto whispered, trying not to look at the tent in Sasuke's pants.
"Are you okay?" He croaked.
Hinata flushed, "W-what's happening…?"
Naruto swallowed, "You… seem to be… excited."
Hinata wanted to die. She understood. She had an erection.

Instead she curled into a ball of misery and tried to remember a conversation she overheard between Kiba and Shino.

"It's distracting – especially when you're fighting a hot female ninja and you realize, 'Oh great, I've got a boner.'" Kiba said, "You know what I do in that situation?"
Shino didn't know and Shino didn't want to know.
"I think of sad things or gross things like dead puppies – sorry, Akamaru – or my grandma."

Hinata decided that this would be a great time to take Kiba's advice.
Naruto didn't ask when he heard Sasuke's voice murmuring, 'Dead puppies… grandma… dead puppies… grandma…"
--

"We're heading for Konoha." Sasuke announced, "I can't fight my brother like this. I need my body back."
"What're you planning to do with the girl?" Suigetsu asked.
"How do you plan on getting your body back?" Karin asked.
"What's going to happen to the girl?" Juugo asked.

Sasuke sighed, "I don't know how to get my body back yet… but I'll figure something out."
Suigetsu and Juugo were silent for a moment before they both asked, "And the girl?"
Sasuke narrowed Hinata's wide white eyes, "She is not my concern."
Suigetsu and Juugo thought she looked even cuter than before – even with all that murderous intent in her eyes!
-

Sasuke and the group left the inn and headed towards the village of Konoha.
They had no idea that a two-member team was also making their way towards Konoha – in search of a certain blond Jinchuuriki.
--

Hinata was relieved to find that her not-so-little problem had finally gone away after several tense minutes of trying to imagine dead puppies and her old wrinkly grandmother.
She was relaxing slightly when a knock sounded at the door.
"Must be the doctors…" Naruto said, approaching the door, "Who is it?"
"Yo."
"Oh, it's just Kakashi-sensei." Naruto said, smiling at Hinata.

Hinata's eyes opened wide, "M-maybe you shouldn't…"
Naruto pulled open the door, "Hey, Kakashi-sensei…"
Kakashi walked into the room, "Hey, I heard what happened from Tsunade-sama…"
Hinata burned bright red, "K-kakashi-sensei…"

The secret Hinata never told anyone about and that no one ever figured out was:
Even though Hinata had a very obvious crush on Naruto, she also had a very quiet school-girl crush on Kakashi.
Now – the secret was out or rather, it was standing up in Sasuke's pants.

Kakashi and Naruto stared at Sasuke, his bright red face and his obvious arousal.
"Uh…"
"GET OUT!" Hinata screamed, "JUST GET OUT!"
-

"Does she not have control of his body?" Kakashi asked Naruto as they stood outside the room, unsure of what to do.
Naruto shrugged, "I guess not. He… she kept getting a boner when I was in there…"
Kakashi sighed. Naruto was stupid sometimes.
"Well, duh – Hinata-chan has had a crush on you since forever. I figured she couldn't control her body because she got aroused when she saw me." Kakashi said reasonably.
Naruto stared up at his sensei, "Hinata-chan has a crush on me!?"

"Hmm…" Kakashi said, deciding not to mock Naruto for his slowness.
"I had no idea!" Naruto continued, "Since when!?"
Kakashi rolled his visible eye, "Anyway…"
"Then it only serves to reason that if she became aroused when she saw me because she has a crush on me…" Naruto said suddenly, "Then she became aroused when she saw you because she also has a crush on you!"
Kakashi's visible eye opened wide, "What…?" He hadn't been expecting that.

"I CAN HEAR YOU!" Sasuke's voice yelled, making the two male ninjas jump, "I SAID, GO AWAY!"
"Now that sounds like Sasuke…" Kakashi said, "Sorry, Hinata-chan…"
"GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY!"

Naruto pulled on Kakashi's arm, "Let's go before she learns how to activate Sharingan and kills us…"
When the two were far enough away, Kakashi stopped, "I have an idea!"
"What…?"
"To see if our theories are correct, Naruto." Kakashi said, "If Hinata only becomes aroused when seeing either of us, then she probably won't get like that if it's some other guy…"

A smiling dark-haired Chuunin approached, "Good morning, Naruto. Kakashi-san."
Kakashi's visible eye smiled, "Perfect."
"What're you doing here, Iruka-sensei?" Naruto asked.
"It's the Administration Building, Naruto." Iruka said, "I have reports to file…"
"Before you do, though, can you help us with something…?" Kakashi asked.

Iruka smiled. He was always willing to help!
"Sure – what do you need?"
-

Hinata's second problem had finally gone away and she was finally beginning to relax.
She heard footsteps outside the room and she wished she had Byakugan to see what was happening.
There were muffled voices and then the door opened, "G-godaime-sama…?"
"Hey!" A familiar voice cried as a body flew into the room. The door slammed shut and Hinata stared at the man lying on the floor.
"Real nice, Kakashi!" Iruka yelled as he got to his feet, "What is the matter with that weirdo…?"

It was then that Iruka saw Uchiha Sasuke.
Iruka had no idea of the situation and in fact thought he was now standing in a room with a dangerous missing-nin.
He wondered if Kakashi had thrown him in there as some sort of sacrifice.
"S-s-saas-s-suu…" Iruka managed to gurgle before Sasuke jumped off the chair he was sitting in and launched himself at Iruka.
"OH CRAP!" Iruka yelled as Sasuke's arms encircled him, 'What kind of fighting technique is this!?'

"IRUKA-SENSEI!!!!" Hinata cried as she hugged him, "WHAT'S WRONG WITH MEEEEE?"
Iruka stood there, in total shock, as Sasuke hugged him and cried.
Sasuke… hugging and crying?

"S-sasuke-kun…?"
Hinata looked up at Iruka, "N-no, Iruka-sensei… it… its Hyuuga Hinata! I… I woke up… i-in… S-sasuke-kun's body…"
"Really!?" Iruka asked, "Oh jeez…" He sagged in relief, "I thought you were going to kill me!"
Hinata shook her head, "W-why'd you come in if you d-didn't know it was me…?"
"Not that I don't care, Hinata-chan, but I had no idea what was happening! Kakashi and Naruto grabbed me when I came into the building and threw me in here."

Sasuke's eyes filled with tears, "They're stupid!" Hinata said, "Stupid dumb boys who… who…" Sasuke's lip trembled, "Oh, Iruka-sensei, I don't know what to do! I woke up in stupid Sasuke-kun's body and Neji-niichan nearly killed me when he saw me and if I'm in Sasuke-kun's body then Sasuke-kun must be in my body and who knows what he's doing to my booooody!?" She gasped for air, "And then I had to change my clothes because my panties were too tight and I have to wear Neji's underwear which is just weird on so many different levels. And then Neji took me to the Hokage but stupid-Naruto crashed into us and knocked off my cap and he saw me and thought I was Sasuke because technically I am Sasuke and then I ran off to the Hokage and the ANBU nearly killed me and Tsunade scared me…" Hinata took another deep breath, "And then Neji said he was going to stay with me but Tsunade-sama said he had to go on a mission so Naruto said he would stay with me and at first it was okay but Naruto keeps calling me 'him' or 'Sasuke' and I got an erection, Iruka-sensei when I couldn't stop thinking about me and Naruto in a room together, alone and then I remembered Kiba-kun saying that it happens all the time and I thought of dead puppies and Grandma Hyuuga and it went away and then stupid-Kakashi-sensei walked in and I got another ooooone!" Sasuke's face was a little blue and Hinata staggered to a chair and flopped down, "I-Iruka-sensei…?"

Iruka tried to ignore the fact that he heard 'panties' and then the word 'erection' in connection with Naruto and Kakashi.
"Don't cry, Hinata-chan…" Iruka said calmly, "Surely Tsunade-sama is doing something to remedy the situation, yes?"
Hinata covered her face, "Y-yes… I'm w-waiting f-for doctors…"
"There you go, I'm sure they'll find a way to… fix this!"
Hinata sniffled, "B-but… what about my body…? S-sasuke-kun has my body…"
--

Sasuke wished he didn't have Hinata's body.
Her proportions were throwing off his balance and he kept nearly tipping over as they ran through the woods.
'How does she move around with these things!?' Sasuke wondered, glancing down at his tightly-bound chest, 'How is not suffering from serious back problems? This must be how Tsunade feels…'

Sasuke was also annoyed that Suigetsu and Juugo were running directly behind him.
He wished Karin had gotten looser clothing. Now he understood why Hinata always wore those thick, formless clothes – if she wore anything tighter, all the men of Konoha would be drooling idiots!
"S-sasuke!" Karin called, dragging Sasuke from his thoughts, "Someone is approaching… no… two people are approaching… both with enormous chakra!"

TBC

Dun-dun-duuuuuuun... but you already know who it is, don't you?

Yeaaaa. You do.

I think Iruka is AWESOME and very understanding. Maybe Hinata had a crush on him when she was little but now he's just the awesome teacher you can go to when things are bad.
Iruka luv

Mm, this isn't really a SasuHina story and in fact, I have no idea what pairings I might come up with...
Mm, but expect a little more drama soon...

Thanks for the lovely reviews. You peoples are the awesomest of the awesome!

-4ng3legg