MATCH 1

"Thank you for your patience. My name is Koto and I'll be your guide to all of the action. Down below in the ring is our lovely referee Juri. Now are you ready to see a bloodbath of epic proportions??"

(Crowd screams and several chairs are hurled into the air)
"I'll take that as a resounding yes! Direct your eyes to the ring.
Now entering is everyones favorite space cowboy Spike from Cowboy Bebop. Next is Renji from Bleach, followed by Hedora from Rave Master. Next we have the ever popular Mugen... who seems to be winking at me.. hmmm meet me behind the arena tonight. Ahem, now comes Ryoko from Tenchi. Zabuza from Naruto seems to be ready for action. The seventh contestant is Ginji from GetBackers. The fan girls are going crazy today! Here comes Edward from Fullmetal Alchemist, the girls are still going crazy... hey is that a bra in the ring? Get that out of there! Anyway... Tuxedo Mask is next from Sailor Moon. Finally here is Kazuma from Scryed. Everyone settle down and wait for the bell."

(In the stands)
Serena:"That should be me in there! How dare they refuse to invite me! I AM the show not Tuxedo Mask... even though he is dreamy...(drools) but it's not fair!!!!"
Winry:"Go Ed!!!! Wait a minute I can't see him from way up here... too bad he's the shortest one of them"
(Ed jumps on Zabuza's head and screams uncontrolably at Winry.)
"Whoops, guess his hearing is better than i thought"

(Bell sounds)

"And that starts the first match! It appears Spike and Mugen are exchanging blows, and on the other side Ryoko seems to be flirting with Ginji. He hides behind Zabuza who slashes at them both. Wait a minute, someone is down already... Tuxedo Mask has been shot... and a quick check from Juri and yes he is dead. It appears that kill goes to Spike from the looks of his smoking gun. Renji draws his blade and clashes with Hedora's."

Kazuma:"Ah, there you are, I guess no one has noticed ya since you're so small, lucky for me I have a good eye"

"Ed's eyes have been ignited, this is one intense battle indeed! Kazuma summons forth his alter, a mighty fist of metal and power. He charges with his first bullit attack! Whoa! Ed dodges and after a quick clap of his hands he apparently changes the proporties of Kazuma's alter! Looks like he weakend it. Ed now transforms his arm into a blade and connects with a slash of Kazuma's chest. Zabuza on the offense against Mugen, so much speed it's hard to keep up with them. Meanwhile Hedora manipulates his sword into a whip but Renji is ready for him."

Renji:"Howl Zabimaru"

"Wow his sword transformed into a snakelike weapon. Hedora is in trouble! He continues to block but is being pushed back. Ryoko flies overhead and fires a blast at Renji! It almost caught him off guard but he dodged in time. They double team Renji, backing him up against the edge."

Renji:"Thats it, feel my full power. Bankai!!!"

"Oh My! Its absolutely huge! Some kind of baboon snake thingie but it takes up over half of the ring. He wastes no time, slams Hedora then sends Ryoko into the air. He splits up the blades and fires all of them at Hedora! Ouch! Sliced and diced! Hedora is no more! Just a heap of bloody flesh remain! I love my job! Next he focuses his attacks on Ed. A near miss on the first shot but then catches Ed in the back. Again a clap of his hands, wait a minute he is transforming part of the ring into... water? I hope he knows he will be billed for that! Renji and his baboon thingiemabob collapses into the shallow pool."

Zabuza:"Perfect, Water style: Water Dragon Jutsu!"

"Zabuza conjurs a dragon shaped water blast directly into Renji sending him into the first row of the stadium!! He is eliminated! And about a dozen unlucky fans have been crushed, did I mention I love this job? Back to the action, Kazuma is powered up again and charges at Mugen. Wow they are too fast! Attack after attack they are dead even I think. The look of pure focus emitting from their eyes as they prepare for one last assault. They charge at eachother and meet in the middle in a blinding flash of light. The dust is settling, Mugen has fallen! That hole in his chest tells me he is done, damn I was looking forward to later! Wait a minute, Mugen's sword peirced Kazuma's chest in the clash as well! He stumbles and tries to pull the blade out but his body gives out then slams to the ground. Both men are out!

We are down to 5 left. Ryoko taunts Ginji who launches electricity her way but she teleports before any can hit. He scoops up a handful of water and tosses it into the air then unleashes a full furry of shockwaves. She tries to move quick enough but just the hint of moisture is all that's needed... wow what a hit! He's got her but he's not letting up. Pouring in the power more and more, she'll be nothing but ashes soon enough! Ed charges, stabs ginji in the back and thats enough to stop his assault. Ryoko lands outside and is out. Ed quickly transforms the spot he is on to rubber. Ginji attacks but its no good, they are being repelled! Ed then slams his hands to the ground and the stone floor under Ginji raises up and lauches him like a catapult! He lands in the 5th row... no one is safe!

It's down to three men. Spike clashes with Zabuza and hits a high kick which is returned in the form of the hilt of Zabuza's sword to the head of Spike. He shakes it off then rolls out of striking distance. He pulls out a trigger and ignites the explosives he planted before he rolled. It sends Zabuza out of the ring. Ed goes for the killing blow but Spikes' reflexes are just too damn good. He grabs Ed's wrist and pulls it up behind his back. Gun to Ed's head... it's over. No wait! Zabuza is not out yet! He used the remaining water outside the ring to hold him up! He's floating on the water and hurls his blade with the last of his strength. Ed detaches his artificial arm and drops to the ground in time! The blade plunges into Spike! He falls down and cannot continue! Zabuza is losing control and apparently used all of his chakra, the water disperses and he falls to the ground, he is eliminated!

Your Winner: EDWARD ELRIC!!!"

(Spike looks up at Ed and points his finger like a gun)

Spike:"Bang"

(Backstage)

(Jiraiya and Master Roshi looking at magazines )
Roshi:"Look at this one wow maybe I can fight her instead!"
Jiraiya:"Hmmm maybe wrestle in jello... ooo I've got a new idea for my next book hehe Kakashi will pay triple for this one!"
(Miroku sneaks around the perverted old men while glimpsing a quick peek at the magazine then turning the corner while smiling suspiciously. )

(Elsewhere Hiei sharpens his sword as Future Trunks approaches. They exchange looks then he draws his blade. Then inuyasha walks up. )
Inuyasha:"Mine's bigger."
(He pulls out and transforms Tessaiga. )
(Around the next corner Kagome, Fuu and Jakotsu listen. Bankotsu walks up to the guys. )
Bankotsu:"Top this one, probably the biggest you've ever seen."
(Guts walks by, his massive sword ripping up half the ceiling and wall. Everyone's eyes get big. )
Bankotsu:"I want his!"
(Fuu and Kagome freak out.)
Kagome:"And I thought YOU were weird. This explains why you two are 'good' friends."