*Clyde's POV*

"God damn it, Clyde you asshole!" Cartman screamed. Supposedly I dove in a little too close to him, pfft, the guy doesn't know how to have a little fun!

"God Cartman, loosen up! It's Kenny's last few days here before we don't see him for a month or two, have some fun!" Bebe exclaimed as she swam over to where Cartman was and lightly splashed him. She was wearing a light blue bikini, only Kenny and I could tell it was a size too small.

"Aey! Bebe, you slut! Leave me and my tan alone!"

"Cartman, you're the only one who can get a tan. Your fat ass steals all of the sun from the rest of us!" Stan yelled as he was lying next to Kyle. Man, those two are close enough to be like Tweek and Craig. Huh… I wonder if… My mental ramble was cut off by Bebe tackling me into the shallow water.

"Come and get me," Bebe said as she backed away slowly with a taunting wiggle of the finger.

I ran towards her and picked her up, carried her out of the water and threw her far enough that she wouldn't hit her head on the bottom of the pond. I followed her and cannon-balled into the deep blue water. Bebe and I playfully splashed each other for a while until we were interrupted by Kenny.

"I give you a nine point five." Kenny yelled from the more shallow water.

"Eight point-nghh- nine." Tweek shouted from the raft where he had just woken up from sleeping in the sun next to his boyfriend. Craig still had his midnight black hair partially hidden under his hat.

"Tweek, Kenny, get over here, I have a plan." I called to my partners in crime.

They swam over to me obediently, "Okay so here's what we're gonna do, Tweek you swim over to Craig and steal his hat, that's when me and Kenny start moving towards the raft, you swim farther out into the water and tell him to come and get it. Odds are that he'll flip you off and lay back down, then, Kenny and I will pull him from the raft into the water. The end."

Kenny laughed and nodded and Tweek stared blankly at me before saying "Are you-nghh- crazy?" He's gonna murder us!"

"Tweek if anything he'll murder me and Clyde, he wouldn't hurt you." Kenny said as he put his arm around Tweek's neck to reassure him.

"Yeah and he probably won't hurt us if you don't want him to." I commented.

"Agh! O-okay" Tweek managed to get in between a twitch.

The blonde swam over and looked at his boyfriend, twitched, stole the hat, and waited for a reaction. Nothing. He looked at us and panicky shrugged and mouthed "now what?"

I nudged Kenny to let him know that we were still going through with the plan; we swam over to where Craig's feet were hanging over the side of the boat, Kenny and I looked at each other and I mouthed "one, two three," and on three we both took a leg and ourselves under water.

Craig snapped into attention as his face went under water, when he started kicking, Kenny and I let go. He swam to the surface and looked around, after a moment Kenny and myself popped up behind him and screamed at the top of our lungs, Craig just turned around and flipped us off. Huh, I would have expected more of a reaction, but this is Craig after all.

"H-here, Craig." Tweek stuttered as he handed Craig his still dry hat.

"Thanks." Craig said as he started climbing the ladder to get back on to the carpeted surface of the wood. As he did, Tweek playfully splashed him. Craig looked back, saw the blonde shyly smiling and chucked softly. He climbed back into the water and splashed the shorter blonde.

"I want in!" Kenny yelled as he splashed Craig. Craig dunked Kenny under the water, when he got up, Tweek and I took him under again. Eventually we were all in a war with each other until Wendy called us for a bonfire.

As we got to where we could walk, Craig put his arm around Tweek to try to warm him up, with his remaining arm, pulled his hat off of his head and placed it on Tweek's.

We all sat around the red, orange, and yellow flame. I was sitting next to Bebe, who had her head resting on my shoulder; Token gave me a thumb up, Craig and Tweek were wrapped in a Colorado Avalanche blanket, Wendy was next to Bebe and Stan, Kyle was next to Kenny who was trying to steal Cartman's hot dog.

Kenny stopped trying to steal the food and spoke "Just three more days, anyone gonna miss me?" Everybody booed and Kenny chuckled, "whatever, you'll all want me to come back after the first few days."

"Who would want the poor piece of shit walking around this town tryin' to steal everyone's food and monah'?" Cartman questioned.

"Hey, I have enough blankets in my trunk for everyone to make a bed out here, any one up for a camp-out?" Bebe asked.

"You have one big enough for Cartman's fat ass? Wow Bebe, you come prepared don't you?" I added making everyone but Cartman at least chuckle.

"Whatevah! I don't even like camping! Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!" Cartman yelled as he walked back to his house.

"Well, anybody staying?" Bebe asked again.

"Sure, who knows, it could turn into a giant orgy!" I commented enthusiastically.

"Ha, you wish Donovan." Bebe replied.

"I will, it sounds like fun." Token said as he got up to help Bebe get her things from her car.

"Tweekerz and I will stay." Craig said as he turned around from the twitching kid.

"I really don't want to hear from my mom again tonight, so yeah I'll sleep here." Kyle responded.

"Hell, why not, it still beats sleeping at my place." Kenny said as he lay in the sand.

"I'll stay if Wendy stays," Stan commented as he stared into his girlfriends eyes , almost like he had the power to control her mind.

"And I'll stay if Stan stays," Wendy giggled.

"Shut up bitch! I'm tryin' to sleep meauh!" Cartman yelled out of his window.

"Fuck you fat ass!" Wendy said as she threw a rock at the glass.

Everyone got into a spot on the beach, laying on a blanket and covered by another. Craig and Tweek decided to lay on the same blanket and share one. Bebe and I did the same thing, she says we're just friends but Token and I know that there's more to it than that. We all stayed up talking and joking around with each other until around 4 am when Wendy decided to tell everyone to shut up and go to sleep, we listened because everyone knows not to fuck with Wendy and her sleep.