"So what was the point of this stupid story?" Arceus asked Pokemon's Farting Bianca as the two were on the rooftop of one of the many tall skycrapers in Castelia City, with it raining harshly as it has been pouring all day and night.
"The point... was to gouge the most out of my big fat farting butt!" Bianca exclaimed, being her original BW1 self as she giggled, placing her hands on her butt and letting out a huge deep pitched fart that created a large brown stain on her tight white jeans.
Arceus rolled his eyes as he shook his head. "This is pretty much just the author's attempt of justifying an otherwise crappy one shot."
"Oh, I'm crappy, all right!" Bianca gleefully giggled amongst her brassy, tuba like flatulence as she pooped her pants, being absolutely happy.
Arceus then decided to fire Mud Slap on Bianca, completely soaking her in mud as she was absolutely brown, which matched with her gross, brown stained pants, continuing to fart as the entire population of Castelia City fainted from smelling in the rotten powerful, brimstone like stench of Bianca's gas. And then Arceus used Mud Bomb to completely cover all of Castelia City in mud, with Bianca mudding her own pants.
The moral of the story? If you're dirty from mud, then feel free to poop yourself!
"That is the WORST moral I've ever heard..." Genesect growled as he had his mechanical arms folded, shaking his head as he was disgusted at all the mudding going on in Castelia City.