Music Soothes the Savage Beast Chapter 2: Genin's Mens Night Out, a naruto fanfic

And I am back for another session, I would like to take this time to inform those who don't know, that all songs can be found on I will post a link for each song on my profile when I can and I have decided to give my few reads some wise word

Thoughts of Day By Pasasword69

1. People are all bastards, bastard coated bastards with bastard filling and that will not change so make the best of it.

2. When life gives you shit, throw back

3. Bottling up anger is bad, so when someone pisses you off lay that fucker out

4. Life is a bitch, so make it yours

That felt good

Disclaimer: I went over it with my lawyer and I do not naruto, its charaters, or any of the songs I will use, but I do own the free world

Lawyer whispers in my ear

Me: OH, I don't own the free world… will some enough

Genin's guys night out

Sasuke: Why the fuck am I here again?

Naruto: Because you love to sing your heart out

Sasuke: That I do

Lee: YES, THIS ROOM WILL BE FILLED WITH THE SWEET VOICE OF MY YOUTH

Neji walks in: Lee did you forget to take your pills today

Lee: I SEE MY RIVALS FAMED EYES EVEN SEE THROUGHT TIME

Shikamaru plugs his ears: Damn, that troublesome son of bitch just won't shut fuck up

Chouji stares wide eyed: Wow, I have never heard you curse before.

Shikamaru: It was to troublesome to before with adults around correcting me

Kiba walks in: Well look at all the little bitches here Akamaru

Akamaru barks in agreement

Shino morphs in next to Kiba scaring the shit out of him

Kiba: Don't do that

Kankarou: Well it looks like mutt is really a pussy

Kiba attacks him and they get to fighting

Gaara sandswirls in: You both disgrace yourselves stop fucking and get up

Both Kiba and Kankarou yell at Gaara and then cowered away in fear of Gaara's sand

Naruto: Well it appears that everyone is here so I must say this one VERY IMPORTANT THING… Open Bar to the left

Everybody rushes to the bar and start to drown them selves in alcohol, non-alcoholic for Lee

Sasuke slurs: who go fist?

Lee jumps to the stage

Naruto performs kage bunshin justu as he will be the band(A.N. yes Naruto is a musician of all trades)

Lee: This is for my Sakura-chan

Well I'm not paralyzed
But, I seem to be struck by you
I want to make you move
Because you're standing still
If your body matches
What your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you

I hold out for one more drink
Before I think
I'm looking too desperately
But so far has not been fun
I should just stay home
If one thing really means one
This club will hopefully
Be closed in three weeks
That would be cool with me
Well I'm still imagining
A dark lit place
Or your place or my place

Well, I'm not paralyzed
But, I seem to be struck by you
I want to make you move
Because you're standing still
If your body matches
What your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you

We'll, I'm not paralyzed
But, I seem to be struck by you
I want to make you move
Because you're standing still
If your body matches
What your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you

I'm not paralyzed
But, I seem to be struck by you
I want to make you move
Because you're standing still
If your body matches
What your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you

You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you

Cheers broke out from everyone

Whooo we love you lee rock on

Have my children

You are a star

(A.N. must remember they are cheering under the influence)

Naruto walks on to the stage clapping: One more cheer for Rock Lee with Paralyer

Everyone gives another cheer

Naruto looks at a card: Next up isdrum roll… Sasuke-teme

Sasuke gets to the stage: Thanks for the intro dipshit, now this song is for all the girls who claim they they had my kid.

Kankarou: Yeah, we all know your gay!

Sasuke: NO I AM NOT!!!

Kankarou whispers into Gaara's ear: denial

Naruto begins to play

Sasuke starts the Michael Jackson dance for Billie Jean

She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
I said don't mind, but what do you mean i am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
She said i am the one who will dance on the floor in the roundShe told me her name was billie jean, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the roundPeople always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truthBillie jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that i am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says i am the one, but the kid is not my sonFor forty days and forty nights
The law was on her side
But who can stand when she's in demand
Her schemes and plans
'cause we danced on the floor in the round
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
(do think twice)She told my baby,we where dancing still 3:00
Then she looked at me, she show me a photo
My baby cried, 'cause his eyes where like minePeople always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
She came and stood right by me
Then the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
She called me to her roomBillie jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that i am the one
But the kid is not my son
Billie jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that i am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says i am the one, but the kid is not my son
She says i am the one, but the kid is not my son
Billie jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that i am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says i am the one, but the kid is not my son
She says i am the one, she says he is my son
She says i am the one
Billie jean is not my lover
Billie jean is not my lover
Billie jean is not my lover
Billie jean is not my lover
Billie jean is not my lover
Billie jean is not my lover

Sasuke walks off stage murmuring: damn, bastards didn't even cheer

Naruto walks to stage: Well a Billie Jean that should keep the girls away, well back to the action Shika get that lazy ass up hear.

Shikamaru: I fucking show you the consequence of things

You blink and you miss a beat, keep one of your eyes open at all times
You think that your on the brink, the shit hasn't even begun to hit the fan
The consequence you'll see will be stranger than a gang of drunken mimes
The situation has a stink better clear the air before your son becomes a man
We all want something we know can not have...have
You think everything's been augmented that you have been left so far behind
I think for sure next time you should wear a pair of eyes in the back of your head
The consequence you've seen has been stranger than Sci-Fi of any kind
The situation baffles me, I guess its true you too are one of the walking dead
Better think fast, fast, cuz you never know what's coming round the bend
You better not blink, oh blink, the consequence is a bigger word than you think
Its bigger than you or me, You or me, You or me
You or me
Better think fast, fast, cuz you never know what's coming round the bend
You better not blink, oh blink, the consequence is a bigger word than you think
Its bigger than you or me, You or me, You or me

Naruto: Well bring the Consequence

A loud thump is heard through out the club, everyone see a passed out Sasuke

Then two people fall from a hole in the roof wearing black robes with red clouds

Kisame: Now who didn't invite us?

Itachi looks around: This is an interesting assembly.

Everyone falls in to a defensive stance

Itachi raises one hand: Fear not, we come to do the same as you we have no intention to start a conflict

They start to ease out their stances, but still are staying cautious

Kisame takes the stage

I kind of like the misery you put me through
Darlin' you can trust me completely
If you even try to look the other way
I think that i could kill this time

It doesn't really seem i'm getting through to you
Though i see you weeping so sweetly
I think that you might have to take another taste
A little bit of hell this time

Lie to me

Is she not right?
Is she insane?
Will she now
Run for her life in the battle that ends this day

Is she not right?
Is she insane?
Will she now
Run for her life now that she lied to me

You always wanted people to remeber you
To leave your little mark on society
Don't you know your wish is coming true today
Another victim dies tonight

Is she really telling lies again
Doesn't she realize she's in danger

Naruto: Well that was scary, and you call it The Game, anywho Itachi you are up

Itachi walks to the stage and activates the sharigan and case a genjustu to make it appear as if he was three different people

[Intro - Mike Shinoda

You ready?! Lets go!

Yeah, for those of you that want to know what we're all about

It's like this y'all (c'mon!)

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill

Fifteen percent concentrated power of will

Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain

And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

[Verse - Mike Shinoda

Mike! - He doesn't need his name up in lights

He just wants to be heard whether it's the beat or the mic

He feels so unlike everybody else, alone

In spite of the fact that some people still think that they know him

But fuck em, he knows the code

It's not about the salary

It's all about reality and making some noise

Makin the story - makin sure his clique stays up

That means when he puts it down Tak's pickin it up! let's go!

[Verse - Tak

Who the hell is he anyway?

He never really talks much

Never concerned with status but still leavin them star struck

Humbled through opportunities given to him despite the fact

That many misjudge him because he makes a livin from writin raps

Put it together himself, now the picture connects

Never askin for someone's help, to get some respect

He's only focused on what he wrote, his will is beyond reach

And now when it all unfolds, the skill of an artist

[Verse - Ryu

It's just twenty percent skill

Eighty percent fear

Be one hundred percent clear cause Ryu is ill

Who would've thought that he'd be the one to set the west in flames

And I heard him wreckin with The Crystal Method, "Name Of The Game"

Came back dropped Megadef, took em to church

I like bleach man, why you have the stupidest verse?

This dude is the truth, now everybody be givin him guest spots

His stock's through the roof I heard he fuckin with S. Dot!

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill

Fifteen percent concentrated power of will

Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain

And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

[Verse - Ryu

They call him Ryu The Sick

And he's spittin fire with Mike

Got him out the dryer he's hot

Found him in Fort Minor with Tak

Been a fuckin annihilist porcupine

He's a prick, he's a cock

The type woman want to be with, and rappers hope he get shot

Eight years in the makin, patiently waitin to blow

Now the record with Shinoda's takin over the globe

He's got a partner in crime, his shit is equally dope

You wont believe the kind of shit that comes out of this kid's throat

[Verse - Tak

Tak! - He's not your everyday on the block

He knows how to work with what he's got

Makin his way to the top

People think its a common owners name

People keep askin him was it given at birth

Or does it stand for an acronym?

No he's livin proof, Got him rockin the booth

He'll get you buzzin quicker than a shot of vodka with juice

Him and his crew are known around as one of the best

Dedicated to what they doin give a hundred percent

[Verse - Mike Shinoda

Forget Mike - Nobody really knows how or why he works so hard

It seems like he's never got time

Because he writes every note and he writes every line

And I've seen him at work when that light goes on in his mind

It's like a design is written in his head every time

Before he even touches a key or speaks in a rhyme

And those motherfuckers he runs with, those kids that he signed?

Ridiculous, without even trying, how do they do it?!

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill

Fifteen percent concentrated power of will

Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain

And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill

Fifteen percent concentrated power of will

Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain

And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

[Outro - Mike Shinoda

Yeah! Fort Minor

M. Shinoda - Styles of Beyond

Ryu! Takbir! Machine Shop!

Naruto: Well that performance will be well remember Kiba get your mutt of a self up to this stage

As Kiba goes to the stage Sasuke wakes ups and see Itachi

Sasuke: ITS YOU, I WILL KILL YOU, YOU MURDER

He runs towards him chodori activated and sharigan flaring when he gets to him Itachi taps his forehead paralyzing him and the yells: ONLY BITCHES TALK SHIT, ONLY BITCHES TALK SHIT, ONLY BITCHES TALK SHIT, THAT'S WHY I'M BUST'IN YOUR SHIT

Naruto: What the hell is wrong with you?

Itachi: He was talking shit, he can't kill me.

Naruto: okay, i am confused.

Kisame pulls out a bag of weed: This is the stuff that will make you understand everything.

20 minutes and a lot of weed smoking later

Itachi: I found out something, you see feelings are very important to woman, you can hear when they tell a story.

Kisame take over: Yeah, you see when a man tells a story its just fact. Who, what, when, where, and how. Example, It was me and bob, we where down a sayquay, then that nigga bob said this, so I punched the nigga then I broke out, end of story.

Shino: That's right but they got talk about it, just got talk about it, that's how they get me. I be sitt'in at home watch'in tv, chill'in and shit, then my old lady comes up to me "Shino,… we need to talk" "FUCK" I don't say that aloud that how I feel inside.

Shikamaru: Ha, well there is a lot of shit going on in the world.

Chouji: Yeah I know people are getting stingy, like the other day I walked into a pizzeria and ask for a slice of pizza and the fucker gave me the smallest slice possible, if the pizza was pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars the fucker gave me the donate to charity slice, I said could I exchange this for the keep it.

Neji: Yeah people are stingy and they like to confuse other, like I was at a vending machine and I wanted a candy bar and the button has HH so I found the H button and I push it twice, and fuck'in potato chips came out, when I look the was an HH button.

Gaara: Man, they should warn people about that, I am not familiar with the concept of HH, I didn't good to school and learn my AA, BB, CC, gotgot damnitdamnit.

Naruto: I just realized something if 13 is an unlucky number than so should the letter B be, because B looks like a scrunched together 13.

Lee: Yeah, I would want to stay away from people whose names start with the letter B.

Kiba: Like some guy comes up to you "Hi, I'm Bob" I be like get the fuck away.

Shikamaru: Well if 13 it unlucky, then 12 and 14 should be guilty by association. It like "I saw you 12 you were with 13." "No I was with 11, you talk to 14 bout that shit." "Well 14 what have you got to say for your self?" "Me divided by 2 equals 7, aw fine shit I was with 13."

Naruto: We need to get back on track here, so Kiba you're up.

Kiba walks to the stage

[Verse 1:
Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Super man dat hoe
Then watch me crank dat robocop
Super fresh, now watch me jock
Jocking on them haterz man
When i do dat soulja boy
I lean to the left and crank dat dance
(now you)
I'm jocking on yo bitch ass
And if we get the fightin
Then i'm cocking on your bitch
You catch me at yo local party
Yes i crank it everyday
Haterz get mad cuz
"i got me some bathin apes"

[Chorus x2

[Verse 2:
I'm bouncin on my toe
Watch me super soak dat hoe
I'ma pass it to arab
Then he gon pass it to don loc (loc)
Haterz wanna be me
Soulja boy, i'm the man
They be lookin at my neck
Sayin its the rubberband man (man)
Watch me do it (watch me do it)
Dance (dance)
Let get to it (let get to it)
Nope, you can't do it like me
Hoe, so don't do it like me
Folk, i see you tryna do it like me
Man that shit was ugly

[Chorus x4

[Hook:
Im to clean off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that roosavelt
And super soak that Hoe [x10

Im to fresh up in this bitch
Watch me shuffle
Watch me jig
Watch me crank my shoulder work
Super man that bitch [x6

Naruto: Well Kiba you go ahead and crank you ass off the stage and make way for my bros GAARA and Kankarou

Gaara: You sound like an idiot and a ain't your bro

Naruto smiles his stupid smile: I know you don't mean that

Gaara and Kankarou walk to the stage

Yeah, Three 6 Ma-fi-AH!

Say whaaaat? Three 6 Ma-fi-AH! It's goin down

Y'all know what time it is

We ain't playin wit'cha

In the club, in the street...

Y'all know what time it is?

Get ready for it! Ohhh

Step up ready

Yessir!

Somebody gon' get they ass kicked

Somebody gon' get their wig split

Somebody gon' get they ass kicked

Somebody gon' get their wig split

Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck

I never need bod', how could I be scared of a man?

I walk through this land like I run this land

Never can you imagine the pain that I bring

If I said I'ma do it in the streets it's the same

It's the K-I-N, G in here

Wildest man in the world and I have no fear

I'm the mean in the mean, the nightmare dream

The root of all evil, the weak fear me, yeah!

Somebody gon' get they ass kicked

Somebody gon' get their wig split

Somebody gon' get they ass kicked

Somebody gon' get their wig split

Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck

I'm a crazy motherfucker and I'm comin through the do'

Quick to whup you up and knock yo' ass to the flo'

Think I'm playin wit'cha but this fist gon' hit'cha

Always in the hood, #1 wig splitter

Never try to step cause you know you can't compeeete

Live By Yo' Rep or get throwed in the streeeet

This boy about to act up, you better call for backup

I'll be the next fool in the hood, bodies stacked up

Somebody gon' get they ass kicked

Somebody gon' get their wig split

Somebody gon' get they ass kicked

Somebody gon' get their wig split

Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck

See I'm a hard hitter

One hitter quitter quitter

Step up to me lil' buddy

You steppin up to a gorilla

I bang yo' head dawg

'Til yo' head like eggnog

Don't think I'm scared dawg

I'll leave you in red dawg

Somebody gon' get they ass kicked

Somebody gon' get their wig split

Somebody gon' get they ass kicked

Somebody gon' get their wig split

Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck

Naruto: Neji get up hear and bring it

I walk this empty street
On the Blvd. of broken dreams
Were the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk alone

My shadows the only one that walks beside me
My shallow hearts the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find
Till then I'll walk alone

Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh
Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line of the edge
And were I walk alone

Read between the lines of what's
Fucked up and every things all right
Check my vital signs to know I'm still alive
And I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadows the only one that walks beside me
My shallow hearts the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find
Till then I'll walk alone

Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh
Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh

I walk this empty street
On the Blvd. of broken dreams
Were the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a..

Naruto: That's deep man, so deep, Shino what you got to top that

Shino: I would like to say I pays to be Calm

Calm like a bomb

This ain't subliminal
Feel tha critical mass approach horizon
Ha pulse of tha condemned
Sound off america's demise
Tha ant- myth rhythm rocker shocker
Yes i spit fire
Hope lies in tha smoldering rubble of empires
Back through tha shanties and tha cities remains
Ha same bodies buried hungry
But with different last names
These vultures rob everyone
Leave nothing but chains
Pick a point here at home
And tha picture's tha same
There's a field full of slaves
Some corn and some debit
There's a ditch full of bodies
Tha check for tha rent
There's a tap, tha phone, tha silence of stone
Tha numb black screen
That be feelin' like home
And the riot be tha rhyme of the unheard

Calm like a bomb

Naruto: Calm Like a BOMB, well let's see Chouji blow up

Chouji starts to perform meat tank justu

Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT

Chouji stops and gets to the stage

He said "Son when, you grow up, will you be, the savior of the broken,
the beaten and the damned."

He said "will you defeat them, your demons and all the non-believers,
the plans they have made."

Because one day I leave you,
A phantom to lead you in the summer,
To join the black parade."

Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me.
And other times I feel like I should go.
Through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets.
When you're gone we want you all to know

We'll Carry on,
We'll Carry on
Though your dead and gone believe me
Your memory will carry on
Carry on
We'll carry on
And in my heart I cant contain it
The anthem wont explain it.

And we will send you reeling from decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
So paint it black and take it back
Lets shout it loud and clear
do you fight it to the end
we hear the call to
to carry on
we'll carry on
and though your dead and gone believe me
Your memory will carry on
we'll carry on
and though you're broken and defeated
you're wiery widow marches

and on we carry through the fears
ooh oh ohhhh
Dissappointed faces of your peers
ooh oh ohhhh
take a look at me cos i could not care at all

do or die
you'll never make me
cos the world, will never take my heart
you can try, you'll never break me
want it all, i'm gonna play this part
wont explain or say i'm sorry
im not ashamed, i'm gonna show my scar
Give a cheer for all the broken
lose it here, because it's only..
i'm just a man, i'm not a hero
just a boy, whos meant to sing this song
just a man, i'm not a hero
i, don't, care

Naruto: Beautiful Chouji simply beautiful, but all good things must come to an end so I will perform the final

y-y-yeah, y-y-yeah, y-y-yeah, y-y-yeah
t-t-totally dude
party like a rock
party like a rockstar
party like a rock
party like a rockstar
party like a rock
party like a rockstar
party like a rockstar
t-t-totally dude

i'm on a money makin mission
but i party like a rockstar
flyin' down 20 lookin' good in my hot car
you know them shoes be at my show
grabbin' where my chain go
i'm tryin' to run but ho my pants(?)
but these hoes won't let my thang go

i do like i do
cuz you know them hoes be tryin nuttin(?)
oh don't you know i fuck wit fine dimes
that look like Pa-me-la
they fine and they hot bruh
when i'm in the spot bruh
i party like a rockstar

party like a rockstar
do it wit da black and da white
like a cop car
whoop, whoop
me and my band, man
on the yacht with marilyn manson
gettin a tan, man

(cool)you know me
wit a skull belt and wallet chain
shop boyz, rockstars
yeah, we 'bout to change the game
change the game? uh oh
they know that i'm a star
i make it rain from the center of my guitar

as soon as i came out the womb
my momma knew a star was born
now i'm on the golf course
trippin' wit da Osbournes
i seen da show w/travis barker
rockstar mentality
i'm jumpin in the crowd
just to see if they would carry me

bitches wanna marry me
they see me they just might panic
my ice make em go down quick
like the Titanic!
yeah, i'm wit da shop boyz
you know what we do
i'm surfin' screamin' kowabonga
TOTALLY DUDE!!

Naruto: Well That is it and we are OUT, BYE-BYE BITCHES

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Well I am finally done with this between work, sleep, and lose and gain of ideas this took three

Get on my knees SO PLEASE I BEG KIND OR NOT KIND READERS REVIEW I JUST WANT TO SEE THEM PLEASEEEEEEEEEE OR I WILL FIND YOU AND

Now stick your index and middle finger and place it at the base of your neck, go down until you feel the bone, and push, DO NOT DO IT, IT HURT I AM CRAZY SO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T DO IT, I DO NOT KNOW THE EFFECTS I NEVER FULLY DID THAT SO DO NOT, I DO NOT WISH TO BE BLAIMED

PLEASE REVIEW THANK YOU

Sasuke------------- Billie Jean by Michael Jackson

Naruto------------- Party Like a Rockstar by Shop Boyz

Lee----------------- Paralyzer by Finger Eleven

Neji----------------- Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day

Skikamaru--------- Consequence by Incubus

Chouji-------------- Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance

Gaar and Kankarou- Somebody's gonna get it by Three 6 Mafia

Kisame------------- The Game by Disturbed

Itachi--------------- Remember the Name by Fort Minor