When Emmett got over his depression of grandma...
A quike flash across the screen that said Santa Is Sick. As Emmett took the news in, the other cullens pondered this amazing news that would help take over cuba.
When the news finally sank in... "NO!!" Emmett cried with horror. "SANTA CAN'T BE DEAD!! I EVEN ASKED HIM FOR A PONY NAMED LEONARDO DECAPRIO!!" He sobbed.
Alice then verified "Um...Emmett...leo kinda died...you know...on the titanic..."
"NO!! MY SO SEXY ROLE MODEL HAS PASSED!" Emmett then sobbed even harder than before.
As Emmett screamed other random things like..."OH LEO YOU SEXY BEAST!" or "MY UNDERWEAR SAYS LEO YOU SEXY BEAST". Bella and Edward came in wondering what all the venom curdling screams were about.
"SANTA IS SICK THIS YEAR!!" Emmett cried as he fell into Edwards arms.
"Oh no?" Bella questioned the horror of the scene." (How rude of her to question in Emmetts deppresion)
"Yes Bella, 'Oh no' is correct. Jasper came in out of no where to confirm the tragedy.
Jasper then fell into Edward and Emmetts deep brotherly love hug. "WHY OH WHY DID HE HAVE TO BE SICK THIS YEAR!! I EVEN ASKED FOR A KANGOROO NAMED ALFRED!!"
Dead silence...
Emmett then straightened his back as if in a meeting. "Alfred is so, (rolling his eyes like a girlygirl) unoriginal...big bro.
"...The world is so cruel" Jasper gasped back venomly tears and then fell into alices waiting arms.