Hello~ i found my focus with this story so chapters should come more steadily~ anyway enjoy and all

The Sqauls And The Leas

The next morning was freezing, like, my feet were just blocks of ice attached to my legs. I got up anyway, at least Axel's sweatshirt had kept the top half of me warm during the night. "Roxas…? Are'yo awake?" I looked over and saw Sora's head peeking out of the blanket looking at me sleepily "Sora, do you think I would be sitting up if I wasn't?" he pulled the blanket more off him and reached out to me "C'mere, I want to cuddle with my baby bro." I slapped his hand away and started getting dressed "Seriously, Sora… go back to sleep." he always got freakishly weird when he's tired… more then he normally is. "Nah, c'mon, Roxas! Don't you love me?"

"Just hug him, he won't shut up until you do." I heard Riku mumble from somewhere in the sea of sheets… how many comforters did they bring? Why did I only get one shitty one!? "Fine…" I groaned and leaned over the bed to hug Sora but the stupid dolphin boy dragged me down into the sheets "Ah! Sora let go you freak!" "No way! This is supreme bonding time yo!" it was no use to struggle, Sora had his arms crossed over my chest and his legs wrapped around me and was half way on top of me rubbing his face into mine "Sora! For real.. Get. Off." I heard Riku shifting towards us, Riku was smart(ish) he would get Sora off… nope.

"You're so fucking loud, it's only five… shut up and sleep." he then half way laid on top of Sora so that I was squished into the bed, lungs probably collapsing but you know… they didn't really care or anything… and I think Sora farted because I almost threw up from some toxic fumes…

And so started day two of "Kamping" (Number two)

Eventually I was freed from the cocoons of blankets and I think now I'm claustrophobic because of that incident. We had oatmeal for breakfast… I hate oatmeal… it's like a goats diarrhea or something… I just don't like it. Well, after that we started off for the beach, of course, none of our shoes made it sand free after we got to the half way mark of the walk. But when we made our way over the last sandy hill, it was worth it. Me and Sora immediately took off our shoes and rolled up our pants before racing to the waters edge, it was freezing yes… but I didn't even care that I went too deep and the water splashed all the way up to my neck… did I have my phone in my pocket?… no I think I left it at the cabin.

"Roxas! Watch out!" I looked over at Sora confused at his broad smile… and then I was whipped "Ow! What the fuck?" I turned around rubbing my back and saw Riku with one of those long thick seaweed things…you know, their always on the beach and have balls on them? No? I don't know how else to describe them… they make very good whips okay? "Riku, you ass shit that hurt!" Riku laughed and whipped the sand in front of him "'Ass shit'? where else would shit come out of?" I got out of the water and picked up one of the wippy things and hit his leg and he hissed as it left a red mark "Well if it were you, shit would come out of you mouth to!" man, I had to mentally pat myself on the back, that was a pretty good come back.

I was about to whip him again but suddenly I felt arms wrap around me… no it was not Axel… Sora was laughing his head off and hanging off my neck pulling me down when he tripped over his own feet so we both ended up in the sand "Sora, what the hell!?" he shook his head laughing and looking up at the sky… he looked… sad? "I'm sorry… it's just, this is so fun… I'm going to miss hanging out like this when I move out… you know?" why did he have to bring up that? I was trying my best to forget that conversation we had late one night a few weeks before… Sora and Riku were going to move into a small house in Destiny Islands…that's a five hour flight from Zanarkend…five fucking hours from my twin brother.

"Don't be stupid, Sora… I'm going to call and text you all day long, and when you don't answer I'm going to get on the next plane and stay at your place for a couple of weeks…" it wasn't true though… I had work and air plane tickets are not cheep… but I wish it were true… Sora was my only real family… like, we shared the same blood… and I'm not saying that Cloud, Leon and Naminé were not my family it's just there's a connection between twins you can't describe… he was like my right arm… him moving to Destiny Islands was like ripping of my right arm and shipping it to Destiny Islands… and I would be left with a bloody stump from where it was that would hurt like a mother… okay… I think you get it.

"Roxas… are you okay? You look a bit constipated there…" leave it to Sora to mistake my charming thoughtful expression for constipation. He grabbed my hand as we laid there but I pulled it away with a glare "That's gay." he gave me a look and I rolled my eyes "okay fine… it's too gay." Sora laughed and threw a clump of sand at my face. "You little-" before I could continue Riku and Naminé came running up with big grins "Guys, you have to see what Naminé did." if Riku was that excited it probably meant whatever Naminé did was prime comedy gold. Me and Sora dusted some of the sand off our butts and walked with Naminé and Riku back up to where Leon and Cloud-

"Oh me god…You've never look so beautiful, mom." I snickered. Naminé had berried Clouds body in the sand and had made it look like he was wearing a dress… she even added two lumps for boobs. "Shut up. I'm enduring this because I love my children." Sora poked one of the boobs and it made it look like it had a nipple and all of us busted out laughing "That's it." Cloud sat up and the dress crumbled as he picked up Naminé and Sora and carried them easily to the water and threw them in then he turned to me… of course I was going to run… but just as I moved to run Leon grabbed me and took me down to the water even though I was pounded on him and yelling that I was a full grown man, but he threw me in anyways. Damn! Even though I had already gone in it was still freezing! I came back up to the surface just in time to see Leon throw Cloud in and Sora drag Riku in…I guess… it was pretty fun even though we would all have to walk back to camp soaking.

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We had bagels with cream cheese and strawberry jelly for lunch, then I snuck away to find Axel… I can't even explain how stupidly happy I was that I could see him everyday for two weeks… yeah, last year it had only been one week but Axel was telling me how he's family always goes for the same two weeks so… I kinda guilt tripped Leon into booking two weeks. I dusted out my hair a little -I would defiantly need to take a shower- as I headed for the man area and I spotted Axel leaning up against a tree watching the kids play on the play ground…okay…? That was kind of creepy… but I could only see his back so maybe he wasn't looking at the playground like a pedo.

"Axel, what the hell are you doing?" he fumbled with something and cursed under his breath before turning around red in the face…the hell? "O-oh, heya Roxy-pockxy! You're looking lovely today~" I gave him a look that hopefully said 'You are absolutely retarded' as I looked him over "Okay, first of all… what on earth possessed you to ever call me 'Roxy-pockxy'? second of all, what the hell were you just doing? Staring a little kids play? Freak." he looked at me dumbly before looking back to the play ground then back to me "What? No no no! I was totally not creeping on little kids… I was…" he scratched the back of his head and I watched him closely… that's when the smell of smoker hit and I looked at him wide eyed for a second before glaring at him "Axel…were you fucking smoking?"

Axel looked away and shoved his hands in his pockets while he slumped into a sulk "Listen, Roxy… it's not one of those things you can say 'oh I'm never doing that again' and that will be the end of it… I've been stressed out a lot lately and smoking helps." I watched him for a moment before sighing and leaning against a conveniently placed tree "Maybe you should just talk to someone about your problems instead of smoking… it might help…I donno I was just quoting Oprah…" wow… that came out painfully awkward I had to look away as my face grew red.

There was silence between the two of us for a moment before all of the sudden Axel decided to throw all his weight on me…actually he wasn't all that heavy…just annoying. "Aww~ You wanna hear about all my problems? Okay! First off, you're wearing clothes in my presence, my pants are-" I pushed him off and punched him in the arm "Axel, I'm serious! What's got you so stressed out that you've started smoking!?" I could tell -even if he was smiling like normal- he was deciding if he should tell me the truth or not. He shrugged and looked me in the eye "It's just school and work are a deadly combo… nothing too bad." that fucking little liar. I glared at him and he laughed and messed up my hair… no wait, the ocean had already done that. Sand flew from my hair like Seifire's dandruff when he takes off his disgustingly filthy beanie.

I pulled his hand away with a groan "Don't touch me, I was just at the beach so I'm all gross and I don't want to hear you say anything about it." he wiped his hand on his pants with a wild smile… if I wasn't so use to it I would have thought he was a rapist "Sounds like you need to take a shower." well… he was still a pervert. "I'm not going to take a shower with you, Axel." his smile fell and he was back to sulking "Why not?" "Because." "Because why?" "Are you fucking five?" "Maybe." damn him! I couldn't help the smile slipping its way onto my face at his absolute stupidity. "I missed your stupidness." he quirked an eyebrow up and his smile only grew as he leaned in a little "Is that Roxas for 'I missed you so much~ of course you can take a shower with me teehee!'?" I punched him again "No. and I don't even sound like that! 'teehee'… pfft like hell." Axel laughed and kissed my forehead… but he regretted it instantly.

"Ew! I got sand in my mouth!" "yeah, like I said before… I need to take a shower so…I better go." he wiped at his mouth feverishly but at least he was paying enough attention to give me a nod. Man he was so…Axel. I took a long shower, making sure to get rid of every single grain of sand and I only really got out because I heard Riku and Sora get in the same shower… right next to mine… like hell I would listen to that. Axel wasn't hanging around the main area… I could've stopped by the garage/karaoke bar to see if Zack or Aerith were there… but I was feeling lazy so I just headed back to camp where Cloud was breading Naminé's freshly washed hair and Leon was nowhere to be seen "Are you going to go take a shower now?" my man-mom shrugged and told Naminé to give him the hair tie which she did "Sora and Riku just went so I'll wait."

"What are we having for dinner?" I plopped down into the camp chair and stared up at the darkening sky, swatting at a stupid mosquito that actually thought it had a chance at landing on my nose "Leon is over at that cooking place making some form of food… I doubt it will be edible but he insisted on making dinner…" I had to laugh at that "So much faith in your husband." "Shut up." Naminé laughed along with me and Cloud threw up his hands up in defeat "I can't believe I raised a bunch of kids who I can't even get to respect me… maybe I should send you to Solder Academy, that's where I went for high school and I'm sure they'll beat you into shape." I rolled my eyes "But you forgot one thing, mom… I already graduated so hahaha!" Naminé had chosen to stay quiet and not draw attention to her presence because Solder was still a real possibility for her. But me… nope… that is… I thought…

Cloud smirked "Oh don't worry, they have a college as well." I sat up straight "You wouldn't." his face didn't change so I sighed in surrender "Fine, I'm sorry I commentated on your lack of faithfulness in your marriage." let's just say Cloud wasn't too happy with my apology and leave out the child abuse.

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Dinner had ended up being soup from a can and there wasn't much said as to offend… the sad part was… it was by far one of the most peaceful dinner we've ever shared. Cloud and Leon had gone to take their showers…shower? I don't even want to know. Riku, Sora and I were all laid out on their semi convertible bed absent mindedly talking about whatever came to mind as we stared at the bugs hitting the over head light. "So did you see Axel today?" I turned over so I was facing Sora "Why?" he shrugged and continued to watch the bugs try and kill themselves "Why 'why? I was just asking, you guys were getting pretty frisky last night, I bet it must be hard on him to keep his hands to himself after not seeing you sense your birthday…. That was four months ago so…" I threw Riku's pillow into his face and glared "I'm not going to talk about this. Why are such a freak Sora?"

He pulled the pillow off his face with a girly ass giggle "Maybe just luck~" I rolled my eyes and sat up, fully intent on going to bed… that is… until I saw Riku had fallen asleep. Oohh this was just too good to pass up. "Sora hand me a marker… Riku's asleep." he sat up quietly and grabbed his bag and pulled out a big black sharpie with and evil smile before tossing it to me and whispering "Do it quick." and I did… I let myself and Sora admire my handy work before I pushed Sora weakly out of the way "Okay, goodnight Sora… don't say anything about Riku's face to him, okay?" he nodded with a huge smile and went to turn of the lights "I won't…night!" I curled into the blankets… before a quietly cursed "What's wrong?" I heard Sora call from the darkness and I groaned and turned over "I forgot to give Axel his sweatshirt back again."

And so ended night two of "Kamping" (number two)

damn, by the time i finished writing this my head was pounding and i thought for sure i would barf on the screen but all is good~ but my mom forgot to order more meds so i may be out of commision for awhile...:( i promise to get back to work as soon as i feel a bit better!