A/N- Hello fellows Seddie enthusiast! I am back with another poetry one shot. However; this time it's Sam's thoughts during iLost My Mind. I got a good amount of very nice reviews, so thank you all very much. Reviews brighten my day:) Once again read, review and enjoy!
My Opinion: Sam
I'm here on my own accord,
Because I'm obviously crazy.
I hate the nub
Fredward
Fredalupe
Freddie...
He's my arch nemesis
The boy I've been beating
Physically and mentally
for years.
The boy I kissed
3 days ago...
S
H
I
T
!
I am so loosing it!
That's why I'm here,
with all these other freaks.
Plus the QUESADILLA'S are amazing!
Carly shows up,
of course
and distracts me from my
art work.
Painting soothes the mind...
Days like this are when I hate Carly.
Days when she's full of
C
R
A
P
Or when she is right on the money.
Like today,
But I don't want to hear it.
She wont shut up.
So I do it for her.
Then, low and behold
guess who joins us.
YOU GET OUT!
I am so not in the mood
for all this emotional crap.
Okay you wanna talk!
Fine
I like you
Now you see why I'm in here!
OH MY GOD THESE QUESADILLA'S ARE AMAZING!
Yah, I kissed you
I get it
Can you just forget it!
Let me eat my god damn queseadilla's in peace.
I'm still crazy.
Stop talking nub.
"You're no more mentally unstable than you have been your whole life!"
Fredward Benson everyone!
And you wonder why he's single.
Sadly that might be the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me...
Fine I'm leaving,
and the quesadillas and coming with me.
I hate people.
Now I have to stay till my mom gets back from Tijuana.
Joy.
Man the people here are nuts.
Thank god, Carly and Freddie are here!
And so is Spencer...
Dressed like my mom
Man those boobs look real!
This is going to work
This is going to work
Nope, not happening.
May I once again say:
I hate people.
Except Sally
Ahh Steering Wheel Sally,
I'll miss you when I get out of this hell hole.
Not really.
Although you did save our butt.
iCarly in a mental institution.
Why is this not weird!
Gibby's going to sit it sushi
It's not salmon.
He He He:)
Carletta Shay! If you weren't my best friend I'd do a double fist dance on your face!
Great.
Announce my feeling to millions live.
Awesome.
3 votes for NOT Crazy
1 for Crazy
Maybe it's backwards day?
I'm done.
No more
E
M
B
A
R
R
A
S
S
M
E
N
T
Freddie wants one more.
It's him.
Great.
He is going to humiliate me in front of millions.
Just like I would have done to him.
Okay Freddie just do it already.
The longer you wait
...the more it hurts.
I don't care.
I really don't ca-
He kissed me
I kissed him back
Usually It's just one of us kissing the other.
This is a nice change.
So, maybe I am crazy,
But Freddie is too.
That's all that matters.
A/N- Yes! I did it, I wrote another one! Please tell me if you liked it, if not, also tell me just please be kind.
Lots of Love,
Cayology!