Author's Note: Ahem. Another slightly flawed chapter for this story... and its two weeks late! Gah.

11. Tie two zanpakutous together, rein a poor person in, and ride it like a personal sleigh.

"GIDDYUP, GIDDYUP! HURRY UP HISAGI!" The whip cracked against Hisagi's back.

"I AM, SHUT UP!"

"This is fun!"

12. Throw popcorn at a random division.

Wait a sec, there isn't popcorn in Soul Society...
But then again, we do have a substitute Shinigami.

"YO ICHIGO! GET YOUR LAZY ASS OVER HERE AND BUY US SOME POPCORN!"

"I'M NOT LAZY, GODDAMNIT!"

13. After getting your popcorn, let the fight commence.

"BRING IT ON, BASTARDS! I SAY, BRING IT ON!" A certain red pineapple ranted.

"THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAA!"

"Last time I checked Renji, this is Seireitei. NOT Sparta."

"Wait, what the hell is Sparta?"

"It's a...place."

"Oh just shut it!"

"Someone's been watching a little too much 300..."

14. Grab a guitar and start singing "Call Me Maybe" in a shrieking voice.

Hisagi was one fist away from killing Kira when the latter showed up in the ninth division barracks with Hisagi's broken guitar.

Byakuya was always a stickler for good grammar. Singing was also taken into account.

15. Randomly place twenty-four bottles of sake in divisions.

The results of Nemu's Experiment are in!

Soi Fon pole dances, Byakuya whips his hair, Komamura acts like a real dog, and much more!

16. Introduce the concept of Minecraft.

"Why is everything so... pixilated? It makes my eyes hurt," Kira squinted at the computer screen.

"ZOMG WATCH OUT THERE'S A CREEPER!"

"WHERE?!"

"I LOVE CREEPERS CUZ I'M ONE!"

"..."

17. Go up to a Shinigami and intone in an official-sounding voice, "Code Red in Testing Laboratory 482."

Ahem. Code Red, in twelfth division terms, meant "blow up the whole place with a crap-load of TNT and make sure that there is no trace left of any experiments or labs."

At least it was better than Code Blue.

Code Blue meant "blow up the Shinigami(s) sexually harassing the twelfth division lieutenant."

18. Follow people around for a whole day.

"You know, this is much creepier than having a fan girl following me around all day." Toshiro grimaced in pain.

"But Toshiro-kun!" The fan girl screamed in his ear.

Ichigo laughed. "I never thought that someone was so desperate to get you in bed that they superglued themselves to you!"

"SHUT THE HELL UP, KUROSAKI."

19. Challenge Shinigamis to Nerf Wars.

Unohana had a black secret: her aim was perfect. Deadly perfect.

Shunsui and Hisagi were each hit with about three hundred Nerf darts. Both were sent to the infirmary after a bald-headed idiot found a marshmallow gun and loaded it with pebbles.

20. Play "Cops and Robbers," with police cars, tasers, handcuffs, and all.

BZZZZZZTTT. The taser sounded.

"FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK MY FRIGGIN' ASS! STOP FUCKIN' TASERING IT!"

"HAHAHA REVENGE, RENJI. REVENGE!"

Meanwhile, Ichigo and Toshiro were driving in a stolen police car.

"Can you seriously drive?"

"Kurosaki, who the hell do you think I am?"

"Well, I was just wondering if your foot could even-"

BZZZZZZTTT.