A Scalding Hot Coffee Part Two Bitches Don't Know About My Space Hummer
So this wuz just after jeff went over kill bitch and blew the fuck out of the rad doodz apartment. Beartiger said woof which meant woof. Jeff was like, yea bro ill join your gang so I can be in da hood. Tony was like, dude, that's so radd. So jeff joined da gang which was called da BLOOD BRODDAS cause they were broddas and they had blood sometimes. The first thing they did was get in their bitchin car and roll all windows down and play rap music while driving through twoson. it's a great song by little wayne you should listen to it, it captures all of life's finer subleties. Next thing they did wuz drive over to the ghetto basketball court to dunk some mad bballz. Of course since they were the baddest gang in da neighborhood no team had ever dunked them so they split up to play against each other. Tony Jeff and Beartiger wuz on one side, Teddy Pippi BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKING SOULESS LIGITATORS and the guy from space jam. Then they were on the court setting it on fire with their mad bballz skillz. Tony had the bbal and passed it to bear tiger. bear tiger passed to jeff and he slam dunk it and also broke the billboard. Juts then they saw their car was occupied by Ness and Paula and the guy from Karate kid who was asian. They were jacking their shit! Jeff ran over but it was too late. Teddy said: damn mothafucka, what we gonna do now? So jeff called over the sky runner which he fixed, and also had a new paint job with little wayne and vanilla ice and kanye west the best musicians known to mankind. They all got in. Tony wuz like, yo jeff this is one cool crib you got here. Jeff was like, yeah, BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY SPACE HUMMER, now let's go get our car back.
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