Cp: Hey guys this chapter might be short. I really do apologize for the shortness, but I promise that they become longer as the story goes on.
Foxy: Lies.
Cp: Wow, is this your idea of being supportive?
Foxy: No.
Cp: One day you are gonna die...
Foxy: Fight me.
*Cp overpowers Foxy and starts beating him mercilessly*
Fox: While they do that enjoy the chapter!
Foxy: FUCK YOU CP!
Cp: GET OVER HERE YOU YIFFY FUCK!
FOXY'S POV
I looked up too see mechanics come in preparing to repair me as well as others came to decorate my cove and clean it up for the grand reopening of Pirate's Cove. It only took about two hours to fix me up. I became more impatient as time went on, waiting for my new First Mate to arrive. I was about to give up on waiting until I heard steps coming towards my cove. I turned to see walk in with a new animatronic. It was a dog dressed up as a pirate, with a bandana around his head. He had a happy look on his face, it was full of cheerfulness from what I guessed the interesting setting he saw. I walked down from the stage to greet him.
"Ahoy there lad," I began as walked to him, " I be the-"
"Greatest pirate to sail the seven seas!" said my First Mate "I should already know, Foxy!".
I looked at him "How do ye know my name?" I asked him being a bit creeped out that my First Mate knew my name and I didn't. He looked at me as if I was an idiot.
"I'm programmed to know, puto," he says smiling "Also, my name is Dasher if you must know!"
(A/N: Puto means Man whore!)
"What does puto mean?" I asked
"It means…Boss…" he said with a smile that made him seem like he was lying about what it meant, but I ignored the thought. He left me to greet the others, leaving me alone.
DASHER'S POV
I can't believe how easy it was to lie to Foxy, I thought as I skipped to the show stage to see
the other animatronics I saw earlier. All I can say is that they may have not noticed a golden animatronic bear behind them, and he seemed so huggable. I got to the show stage before anyone could notice me. Perfect, I thought as I creeped behind the unsuspecting bear, 1, 2 ,3,
"YOU LITTLE BITCH!" I angrily said imitating Foxy's voice behind him making him and the others
jump as made my escape. As I checked the task off in my mind, I noticed the yellow bear again in a corner. I walked toward it in excitement, but walked backwards into a corner as the yellow bear walked towards me telling me to play with him. Fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck this shit, I thought, Everyone knows when a creepy person says to play with them, the victim either gets killed, raped, tortured, or have to play a game of death. He got close enough to rape me, then he leaned in and asked me a question,
"Who may you be?" He asked,
"D-Dasher… Are you gonna rape me?"
"Why would any-" He began, but fell over in pain. I wondered why until I realized my knee may have destroyed his balls,
"You know what Mister… Bear… uh…" I said leaving not knowing the rapist's name,
"…My… Name is… Golden Freddy…" he managed to say,
"Well okay then, Fuck this shit cause I shall not be raped today!" I said closing the door, then realizing that it was about 12:30 already. I traveled back to Pirate's Cove, but I made sure kick the bear hiding in the shadows near a security office right in the balls just because it might've been the rapist, although he sounded differently, so might've been the other bear...
Cp: Good news! I'll be updating more until august when school starts again!
Foxy: You would still update once every 5 months cause you lazy.
Cp: Your opinion shall never be needed! Anyways that means more chapters and also be sure to review please and Bye!
Cp: Wait, where the hell is Fox? *Turns to Foxy*
Foxy: *Walks away quickly away from Cp*
Cp:*Chases Foxy* FOXY! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND TELL ME WHERE FOX IS!
