for some reason my computer makes all the chapters i make really weird
Soreness
Ed walked into the small office. Nobody knew of his and Roy's relationship other than Riza. Nothing gets by Riza. Also Ed, Maes and the Fuhrer know. yes. The Fuhrer knows about their relationship.
~ que flashback~
The Fuhrer had important paperwork for Roy to sign, he decided to give it to him himself. He walked into the small office to see Mustang being straddled by...Edward 'Fullmetal' Elric? They had heard the door open and opens their eyes to see who had walked in. When their brains registered who was witnessing their make-out session. Ed fell back off the chair, onto the floor and Roy immediately stood up and saluted.
"Fuhrer, sir...um...I'm sorry...about..." Roy started. King Bradley held up a hand and stopped him from saying anything else.
"It's fine Mustang. You were kissing your boyfriend and I walked in at the wrong time. I apologise, I came to give you this important file." The Fuhrer apologised and set the files on his desk and walked out. Leaving both males, embarrassed and confused.
~end flashback~
Unfortunately everyone noticed Ed's slight limp as he made his way into his boyfriend's office. Ed heard the numerous giggles from Falman, Breda and Havoc. He could also see Riza attempting to hide her laughter. Riza. Hiding. Laughter. And failing. 'Everyone noticed the hickeys' Ed thought. "Why you limping chief" Furey asked. The fact that Furey could see the hickeys and notice his limp and not put 1 and 1 together was ignorant bliss. "I tripped." Ed lied. Havoc jumped behind him and whispered in his ear. "Seme or Uke?" Ed nearly punched him. (A/N It basicly means top or bottom) "H-H-HOW DO YOU KNOW?!" Ed screamed. "I saw you two making out. Outside of a Starbucks in town. Answer the question" havoc explained. (A/N I couldn't be bothered to think up a café name so I went with starbucks) "Uke. Now piss off" Ed said with a pink blush on his cheeks. "BREDA! FALMAN! You owe me $50 Ed was the Uke!" Havoc roared. Ed got really pissed off at this. "YOU BET ON IF I WAS THE SEME OR THE UKE?!" A yelled at the top of his lungs. "Yup. I knew that 'cause the Colonel was taller and older he would be the Seme" Havoc announced.
Havoc had a black eye and a broken leg for a while.