NJ: Wow...I got like...Four reviews...Uh, thanks...I guess...

Disclaimer: Don't own now and probably never will!

Jujik decided to hightail it before the wash stopped and leapt of into the trees for safety. He then used the magical authoress' pen and disappeared so Hiei would never be able to find him!

Hiei, meanwhile, was going around and around and around and around pretty fast until there was a loud bang and the door popped open, releasing him and all the water and soap as well...

Hiei got up slowly and took a few steps forwards...and then a few steps to the side...and fell on his ass. The world was spinning around him and he couldn't locate that good-for-nothing-demon who put him through this. This was one of the worst days of his life...on a humorous scale of course! He was so dizzy and he had a headache...so he decided now would be the appropriate time to visit the fox...Not one of his better ideas, but his common sense had been impaired due to the strange soap used.

Now Jujik, from wherever he was, watched Hiei. He had never figured out where Kurama lived so he could never wreak his vengeance upon the devious fox-thief...until now, that is...Hiei would lead them both to their doom!

"I have a plan..."

"Whoop-di-doo."

"NJ?! Where did you come from?!"

"I felt an chaotic presence, so I turned up to help!"

"Alright then..."

They followed Hiei to the fox...

Hiei walked down the street slowly and many people stared at him as he passed. Eventually, he passed the arcade where two particularly familiar people waited,

"Was that the shrimp?!?"

"May...be..."

Yup, you guessed it. It was baka x 2. They caught up to the staggering youkai and tried begin a conversation with him,

"Hey...::chortle:: What happened to you?"

"Yeah, Shorty!"

But the only answer they got was a strange babble,

"...around...and around...so much bubbleses...::hic::" (an: grammar is supposed to be like that!) he hiccoughed a few bubbles and paused in front of a shop window where he saw his reflection.

"AHHHHHH!" At this point, Kuwabara and Yusuke were rolling around in laughter, clutching at their sides.

Hiei's reflection wasn't...quite normal, to say the least. He went tye-dye pink. His hair was mussed up and out of place and he was about a head or so shorter,

"What the ::bleeping:: hell?!" That had apparently snapped him out of his stupefied state, and he started cursing at his reflection, until, that is, Kuwabara decided to be a smart ass,

"Hiei, like, that colour is soooo not you, it, like, totally clashes with your eyes...!" That is when Kuwabara lost the ability to bear children. Yusuke doubled over in another fit of boisterous laughter and Hiei stormed down the road yelling at the top of his lungs for 'that damn fox'.

"What exactly was in that soap, Jujik? He's getting shorter..."

"A bit of this, a bit of that..."

"Ah. You got any left?"

Jujik smiled evilly...

By the time Hiei reached Kurama's house, he had lost another foot off his height. He walked up to the tree and jumped. He looked surprised when no branch was within his reach. He tried again and the leap once again failed,

'What in the three worlds...?' he sighed and walked over to the front door and reached for the doorbell...again, he couldn't reach it.

'Oh, how embarrassing...' He knocked a few times and almost fell over sideways. Hiei looked curiously at what was suddenly too heavy for him and almost choked at the length of his sword; it was suddenly over half his height,

'Shit! I'm shrinking! Kurama, open the damn door!' he lost another inch and tossed the sword to the floor before he was crushed by it. He heard some movement within the house, and knocked again more forcefully until he heard someone definitely moving towards the door. He heard Kurama call through it,

"Who is it?"

"It's me!"

"Uh...Me who?"

"Hiei, damn it! Who else?! Now open the damn door!"

"I'm sorry, I don't have time for these kind of games...I don't know how you know Hiei, but he doesn't use the door. Can you please leave the property?"

"Grrr...Listen up, Fox! Hiei does use the door when he's shrinking, now open the door, before can't hear me any more!" Kurama sighed and opened the door and was greeted with a two foot, pink Hiei glaring at him. Kurama's eyes widened in surprise,

"Bout time..."

NJ: Hehe, again very short...But it's still an update! R&R!