The Fang Identity
In Hotel Transylvania, Aggie, in her human form, was waiting in the lobby for Denzel, her arch-nemesis. He was once her best childhood friend, but he made her life miserable, and teased her before they graduated from Grade School. He was also the reason why Leo gave Aggie a dimensional remote control to let her find new kinds of friends on her own.
While waiting, her adoptive family accompanied her.
"Aww, Aggie, sweetie, what are you doing?" Wanda asked as she was knitting when she noticed Aggie sitting on a chair, looking board.
"Oh, nothing, Aunt Wanda." Aggie replied. "I was waiting for… my former friend."
"Why does Denzel wants to meet you?" Johnny asked.
"Why does Denzel think do anything? He's pure evil." Aggie said as she stood up and faced her friends. "Look, whatever he has planned, thanks for coming with me. I'll either need a witness, or someone to help me gnaw through the ropes."
"You know, we'll always help you." Dracula smiled, booping Aggie's nose.
"Hey, girl!" a voice coming from the revolving, reveal to be Denzel, who brought some large things with him. He is a 17-year-old boy, who was almost bald, have pale skin, and brown eyes. He also wears civilian clothes. You may think he's sweet in his appearance, but don't let him fool you. Like what Aggie said, he's pure evil. He is now a new resident in the human town, out of Hotel Transylvania. He moved from Hong Kong in his world for his mother has a new job in another world Transylvania.
While Aggie glared at Denzel, Dracula, Mavis, Johnny, Dennis and Vlad stood up to support and protect Aggie from any tricks that Denzel was about to summon up.
"Thank you for meeting me, Aggie. And thank you for tagging along, Aggie's friends." Then, Denzel turned his greeting attitude into a disgust mode. "Ugh, I can't believe I talked to the real Count Dracula and his family," Then, turned to Aggie. "No wonder you look weird than the last time we seen each other. Please don't do that thing where you talk together."
"You can't tell us what to do." Aggie, Dracula, Vlad, Mavis, and Johnny shouted in unison.
"And before you try anything, the lobby monitors know where I am." Aggie warned. "To see how badly you treated me."
"Oh, Aggie, Aggie, Aggie. I know we've had our differences in the past, But I've made peace with all the wrongs you've done to me. Like stealing my burger at Clairemont International Grade School when we're in 4th grade." Denzel said.
"I did not steal your burger, Denz. And if you're going to be mad at me for anything, it should be for besting you at this year's spelling bee With the word: xanthosis."
Denzel looked at above. "X-a-n-t-h-o-s-i-s. See dad, I know it now!"
Aggie looked pity at Denzel. "I'm sorry, Denz. Did your father pass already?"
"No, he's still at Nepal. I only look above to see him in distance." Denzel explained. "The point is, we're the humans in a different world. We should be friends, and as a symbol of our new start, please accept these flowers." He pointed a lifeless suit of armor that was holding pink flowers.
"Wow, this is very nice of you." When Aggie took the flowers from the suit of armor, it released a cart with a small cannon. The cannon launched a tennis ball, and hit the "on" button of the electric fan, causing it to blow a globe as it rolled down to a domino of books, releasing a head statue, and it flew all the way into a banner that says "Burger stealer", which it refer to Aggie. Then, Denzel took out a remote, pushed a red button, and then he looked up.
When the others also looked up, a balloon dropped on Aggie, and spilled purple paint on her, covering her whole body, which everyone in the lobby, except Denzel, gasped.
He pulled out his cell phone, and pictured Aggie in a purple paint. "You have been damai-ed! Burger stealer!" Denzel laughed.
"Really? Why did you go through all this when you could have just squirted Aggie when you walked through the door?" Mavis scowled.
"Why did the vikings pull their enemies' lungs out, and splay them across their chest? Because it's fun!" Denzel smiled deviously.
"You are a cruel, deceitful, and vindictive little man." Aggie said angrily. "And those aren't even my words. I heard your mother say it to your guitar teacher."
"You left out the most important part. I'm avenged!" Denzel jumped as he turned to the revolving door, then stopped to trun to Aggie and her friends. "And by the way, having monster friends stinks!" He laughed as he got out of the hotel, leaving everyone glaring at him.
Once Denzel was gone, Vlad asked Aggie. "Do you want me to summon my bat cronies to attack him?"
"No thanks, Vlad." Aggie waved her hand, then curled her hand in anger. "I can take care of him myself!"
The next day or evening, when the family were eating, someone knocked on their dining door. Aggie volunteered to open it, and unexpectedly allowed Denzel to enter with a bunch of T-shirts he held in his arms. "Hello, neighbor."
"Denzel, go away! You're a freaky little liar, And I wish you would get out of the hotel." Aggie shouted. "Again, not my words. Your mother has no inside voice."
Denzel ignored that insult, and chuckled. "I made you a peace offering." He showed a T-shirt with a picture of Aggie, who was covered in purple paint, and it said "I'ze been damai-ed"
"Actually, I made 500. I'm selling them." He continued. "Well, I am off to get ready for the school-wide math competition later. Will you be competing at the x-squared games?"
"You know math isn't my thing," Aggie said.
"Yes. Well, now I can create this wonderful auto-tune." Denzel played a tune that Aggie's singing,"You know math isn't my thing" in his phone. He laughed as he left the dining room.
For so much anger, Aggie turned into her vampire form, and was about to go out and attack him. "That's it! I'm going to kill him!"
But Vlad and Dracula grabbed her cape before she went off. "Aggie, stop!" They dragged her to sit on a chair.
"Hey, what gives?" She glared at them.
"Transform back into a human! Now!" Dracula shouted as Aggie transformed back to her human form. Her fangs are now disappeared. "Ags! Denzel just left. He's right on the other side of that door. If anyone finds out your secret, including humans in your world, they'll take you away and kill you."
Unbeknownt to them, Denzel returned for more T-shirt, but he almost overheard the conversation. "What secret?"
Mavis, Johnny, and Dennis gasped as Mavis tried to cover Aggie's secret. "Nothing. There's no secret. Aggie's just a normal person."
"You can't fool me, Mavis Dracula. I will find out what you're hiding." Denzel glared at her and the rest of the family, including Aggie. "If I have to track you to the ends of the universe, and if it takes me the rest of my days! You know I can be a little compulsive. Wait. Let me say that again with my right hand in my pocket." He moved the T-shirts on his left hand, and he was about to put his right hand in his pocket, but Vlad stopped him.
"Denzel! Just get out." He shouted angrily.
"Okay, but first…" Denzel puts his right hand in his pocket, and said in a faster mood "If I have to track you to the ends of the universe, and if it takes me the rest of my days! Bye!" He then left the dining room.
Later, in the afternoon, Denzel returned to the hotel, where he called Aggie, who was writing something on her notepad. "Hey, Ags!"
Aggie rolled her eyes and asked. "What do you want, Denzel?"
"I was having a play date in my house. Do you wanna come?"
"There's no way in the whole wide universe that I can…"
"My mom's cooking chicken."
"I mean, really, how bad can he be?"
Later, in Denzel's house, where he was at the garage, examining Aggie to found her secret. "What is your secret? What is it? Do you have Super strength? A marsupial pouch?"
"Why am I here?" Aggie asked.
"Here, have a chicken." Denzel gave Aggie a drumstick chicken.
"Oh, that's why." Aggie took the chicken, and bit from it.
Just then, Dracula, Mavis, Johnny, and Vlad burst from the door.
"You give us back our friend." Mavis shouted angrily.
"How'd you find me here?" Denzel was shocked.
"We knocked on your front door, And your mom said you were out back in your 'Evil layer'," Johnny said.
Denzel talked to his mother on a radio. "Mom, do not reveal my whereabouts to my nemeses!" Then, turned to the Dracula family. "That right there is why my dad is in Nepal."
"Sorry, honey." Denzel's mom said through the radio. "Oh, by the way, your underpants were all over the bathroom floor."
"Mom!" Denzel shouted his mother, and now, it's Aggie's turned to talk to his mother.
"Hi, Mrs. Damai. Agatha Galido here. How many pairs of underpants are we talking about?"
"Hmm. Looks like all of them." Denzel's mom answered as Aggie looked disgust.
Denzel angrily grabbed the radio, and threw it on the ground, then turned to the family. " So, where were we?"
"Look, we're taking her, Denzel." Dracula said.
"Go ahead. Your eagerness to take Aggie just proves I'm getting close to discovering she can fly!" Denzel said as the family looked at him in disapproval. "No! Well, I won't rest until I find out."
"Whatever, human. We're out of here." Vlad dragged his family out before Denzel glared at them.
In a fantasy world, the family sang a song, presenting the many different situations where Denzel victimizes Aggie and the rest of the family.
Aggie, Dracula, Mavis, Johnny, Dennis, and Vlad: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mavis: First, we thought that Denzel was so really, really sweet
Dennis: A new friend to have, and it seemed like such a treat
Johnny: But then, we found the truth; he's just a bully from the east
Vlad: He went from Denz, yeah, to a bully and a beast
Dracula: Everywhere we turn, he's just a step ahead
Aggie, Dracula, Mavis, Johnny, Dennis, and Vlad: Denzel, Denzel, what we gonna do?
Got a bully on our cape
Gotta hide, we gotta escape
Denzel, Denzel, if he's after you
Gotta run, we gotta flee
Gotta hurry, don't you see?
Denzel, Denzel, he's, oh, so dangerous
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Aggie: Hiding from a bully, we know it isn't right
But the Dracula family, we aren't looking for a fight
Mavis, Johnny, and Dennis: Oh, he'll go soon, and then we'll have some peace again
Dracula and Vlad: But for now, we're staying out of his way 'til then
Dracula: Everywhere we turn, he's just a step ahead
Aggie, Dracula, Mavis, Johnny, Dennis, and Vlad: Denzel, Denzel, what we gonna do?
Got a bully on our cape
Gotta hide, we gotta escape
Denzel, Denzel, if he's after you
Gotta run, we gotta flee
Gotta hurry, don't you see?
Why so mean? Why so crude?
Why so angry? Why so rude?
Can't you be nice? Can't we be friends?
Isn't it sad? Is this how it all ends?
Denzel, Denzel, he's, oh, so danger—
Denzel, Denzel, he's, oh, so danger—
Denzel, Denzel,
Aggie: He's, oh, so dangerous
After the song, the Aggie, Dracula, Mavis, Johnny, and Vlad went to Aggie's room for a meeting.
"What are we going to do?" Mavis was pacing around "Denzel won't stop until he knows Aggie's secret."
"What if we convince Denzel that Aggie is special for another reason?" Johnny suggested.
"You know, Denzel's going to be in the x-squared games this afternoon. If we could get…" Mavis thought, then she realized Aggie's is not really good in math although she's good in it, but not too good. "No, that would require Aggie to be good at math for that to work."
"How do you know I'm not good at mental math?" Aggie asked.
Mavis grabbed a calculator, and pushed some number buttons on it "What's 1250 times 2400?"
Aggie was about to say, but she's didn't know the answer. "Okay, I really need a calculator for that."
"3,000,000" Johnny said as he looked at his wife, who was shock. "I'm guessing."
"That's right!" Mavis said, then pressing numbers on the calculator again. "What's 152,330 divided by 30?"
"How would I know? It's not like I'm a math genius or something." Johnny lied, then answered it anyway. " 50,776.66 repeating, of course. There, you know my dirty little secret. "
"You're a math genius?!" Mavis, Dracula, Vlad, and Aggie shouted in unison.
"This is so unfair!" Mavis said as she stomped her foot. "I'd love to be a math genius. I listen to subliminal math cds in my sleep. And nothing. Except for a recurring nightmare about being chased by the number twelve."
"But I'm cool." Johnny said in worry. "Math and cool go together like oil and that other thing."
"Water?" Vlad guessed
"Yeah, like that. If people find out I'm a math genius, I won't be cool anymore."
"Well, what if just a few people found out?" Mavis calmed her husband down. "Look, I have an idea on how we can use this to take Denzel down at the big math competition. But we're going to need a little bit of your math genius."
"Are you sure? I mean, Denzel's probably already forgotten about the whole thing." When Johnny said that, a toy helicopter appeared from the window.
"Denzel! Get your helicopter out of here and leave us alone!" Dracula shouted.
"I will know Aggie's secret!" Denzel said through a radio from the helicopter.
Mavis and Vlad used their telekinesis to close the curtain of the window.
"Am I the only one here who's amazed that Denzel could fit into that tiny helicopter?" Aggie smiled as Dracula, Mavis, Johnny, and Vlad looked at him with annoying looks.
At the lobby, the family, including Dennis, were talking about a plan for Denzel to prevent him for finding out Aggie's secret.
"I'm telling you, this plan to keep Aggie's secret from Denzel has got to go off without a hitch," Dracula said.
"I agree. What's a hitch?" Dennis asked.
"You are. Stop interrupting," Aggie said.
"We just have to be careful. You know, Denzel may be a jerk, but he's really smart," Mavis added.
"What if we invite Denzel over here, and then push him down into spaghetti?" Dennis suggested.
"Get out of here, okay? This is for the older people," Mavis commanded her son.
"Fine! No one ever listens to me!" Dennis transformed into a bat, and flew out of the hotel to the human town.
Unbeknownst to everyone, Denzel was spying on them with a camera that disguised as a daisy flower. "Hmm, trouble in paradise." Then, he opened the door of his garage "Come in, Dennis."
"How did you know it was me?" Dennis asked as he entered.
"Just hoping because I adore you. You know the old saying: The friend of my nemesis is my friend. So why are you here for?"
"Mommy, daddy, Papa Drac, and Great-Grandpa Vlad have a plan so you won't find out Nanay Aggie's secret."
"But seriously, what is Aggie's secret." Denzel asked as Dennis whispered in Denzel's ear. "What? Really? That's Aggie's secret? I find that very hard to believe, but still." Then, he pulled out a tissue. "You do realize you spit a little when you speak."
Dennis laughed a bit.
At the park, where the x-squared games has been held, the family looked around, seeing many competitors, including Denzel. It's a lucky thing Mavis, Dracula, and Vlad brought their black umbrellas since it was still daytime.
"Okay, you ready to do this?" Vlad asked his grandson-in-law, who was a little nervous. "Hey, Denzel's over there warming up." He pointed Denzel, who was exercising while counting.
"Man, look at all these people. I can't even count them all." Johnny lied, then he's out of control of himself, saying the right number of people. "Yes, I can. 15. Darn it!"
"Johnny, remember, this is for Aggie." Mavis said with a sad face. "If you can't do it, we'll lose her forever."
Johnny sighed, realizing that his family and friends are more important than anything in his life. "Okay." He nodded
Then, Denzel walked in to the family, and said to Johnny. "Jonathan Loughran. Really? You're competing?"
"I'm competing, and I'm gonna win." Johnny fought back.
"You do realize this isn't a 'Poofiest hair-do' Contest?"
"Yeah, I realize that. I'm not happy about it, but I realize it."
"You're not gonna last past the first round."
Many questions later…
"Final round. We're down to our last two contestants." The host said as the last two contestants are Johnny and Denzel.
"This doesn't make any sense at all. How have you not been eliminated?" Denzel asked Johnny. But he just smiled with pride. Then Denzel saw Aggie, doing hand gestures. "Aggie is here? What are you up to?"
When Johnny was questioned, he first looked at Aggie, making hand gestures, and answered the question correctly, much to Denzel's shock. This process was the same with other different questions. At the last question, Denzel can't answer the final question, but Johnny can.
"Correct." The host announce as everyone, except Denzel, clapped their hands.
Denzel stood up angrily and shouted. "But, no! No, no, no! Johnny is cheating! He is a dirty cheater! Aggie gave him the answers." Everyone laughed at him as Aggie smiled and shrugged. Then, Denzel continued. "No. No, really. Aggie is a math genius! The vampire kid with red curly hair told me." The audience kept laughing. "Sir, you have to believe me. Aggie is cheating for him. You have to disqualify Johnny. I win!"
"Oh, Denzel. You must be pretty desperate to pull something like this. You are disqualified for poor sportsmanship." Then, the host raising Johnny's hand as the winner. "Johnny is the winner of the x-squared games!"
Everyone cheered and clapped for him.
Then, Aggie, with Dracula, Mavis, Dennis, and Vlad, stood up, and facing Denzel "So, Denzel, next time we go head to head, Why don't you win? Just to mix things up a little bit."
"You had nothing to do with this. Are you claiming you somehow set me up?"
"Didn't we?" Dracula smirked at him.
Denzel began to make a flashback when he overheard of a conversation about Aggie's secret, Then, earlier that Mavis commanded Dennis to go. That was the time Dracula winked at his grandson as part of the plan. Dennis was also part of the plan to tell Denzel a secret that Aggie is a math genius. It was shock to Denzel that he was been trick all along
"She's just normal as usual." Denzel said, then turned to Aggie and the family. "You pretended you had a secret from the beginning just to set this up."
"That's right. My 'secret' was part of an elaborate ruse to cost you the math competition." Aggie smirked deviously. "Oh! And I did eat your burger. And it was de-licious. Mmm, mmm, mmm! By the way, this is how it's done." She took out her phone, and played a tune "Aggie is a math genius' as revenge".
Denzel was very angry that he wanted to punch Aggie, but he can't do it. Not as long as her friends were there to protect her. Then, he said. "You haven't seen the last of me! Because mom making me dinner to make me happy. I'm making my flan." Then, he walked away angrily without looking back.
Just then, Johnny appeared to his family as Aggie said happily "It worked! Denzel thinks the whole secret was fake from the beginning. Thanks for risking being uncool."
"Hey, for you, for my family, I'd do anything." Johnny smiled
They all smile as they embracing each other and walk home.
Moral of the story: Defend yourself from bullies
Take a risk
Song: Denzel, so dangerous (parody of Babs Seed from My Little Pony)
I hope you enjoyed it. Pls review. Pppplllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!